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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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vaegood, that post reminded me of my uncle way too much. Unfortunately, with him it is not a joke, it is real life.
hammy, what was this thread about, again? I was wondering if we hijacked your thread yet?
Nope , my threads start hijacked , you can't hijack the master of the game, just change the destinations
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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Omg that was at bristol in 07 I was there !!! Saw that dude , lmao he had a porto shitter on the back of his truck too....funny shit
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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Hey customer support ^^^ what's with the fookin bots ??
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 the fookin bots chose to advertise where they knew every fookinbody would see it 
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mellotron47
Chesapeake, VA
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Cheap computer repairs (all it costs you is treats)
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 let the rat bastards do it all
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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ahhh what have i created now 
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 there is no yota in it IT'S AMERICAN CREATED!!
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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  good morning VA'll
"If we knew what it was we were doing,
it would not be called research, would it?"
-- Albert Einstein
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mellotron47
Chesapeake, VA
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boo!
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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Wish I had Einsteins .......
tongue lmao
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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i think that spam hamwich needs a little bit more processing
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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note to self come back to this thread when not on the psvista ae it dont show some photo comments
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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note to hammy to return and post here so it keeps going and stays entertaining and amusing 
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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(Terrible) Excuses Why Men Forget a Gift on Valentine's Day
10. The florist couldn't find your house. Did you move?
9. I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.
8. The Hallmark store was closed, and I didn't want to send
less than the best.
7. I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have
messed up again!
6. I left a voice message to meet me for dinner. Where were
you?
5. I didn't know you liked jewelry.
4. I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy day.
3. Your mailman must have been shot in a post office
massacre.
2. I thought we would do something different this year.
1. I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.
And The Plus One Excuse:
+ 1. You didn't remind me. but I hope you have a great day
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 es are red.......
violets are blue......
what's that I hear? an amoremoo 
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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"Tried And Trusted"
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said
to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with
Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried
and trusted employee of yours."
The banker said, "Yes, he certainly was trusted.
And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
Broken Bone
While leading a tour of kindergarten students through the
hospital, the guide overheard a conversation between cute, little gurnzy
and an x-ray technician.
"Have you ever broken a bone?" he asked.
"Yes," gurnzy replied.
"Did it hurt?"
"No."
"Really? Which bone did you break?"
"My brother's arm."
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 I figured you had something to do with his agony
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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i love it when she says " im not wearing panties " 
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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was your bike ok though?
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 GO gurnz
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Harrisonburg, VA
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mellotron47
Chesapeake, VA
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Don't be in the middle of a haircut or beard cut when you break the law...
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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thanks mello I'm not going to use that 50% off coupon now
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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"Is This Seat Taken?"
When the usher noticed a man stretched across
three seats in the theater, he walked over and
whispered, "Sorry, sir, but you are allowed only
one seat. "
The man moaned but didn't budge.
"Sir, If you don't move, I'll have to call the
manager," said the usher more loudly. The man
moaned again but stayed where he was.
The usher left and returned with the manager,
who, after several attempts at dislodging the
fellow, called the police.
The cop looked at the reclining man and said,
"All right, what's your name, joker?"
"Joe," he mumbled.
"And where are you from, Joe?"
"The balcony."
Once in a while hammy drops in if he doesn't wreck first
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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My rodent sees your rodent
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's
round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from
too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan
island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved
her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from
algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
would result in Linoleum Blown apart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up
in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies
like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp
wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the
hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here;
I'll go on a head."
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting
bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center
said: "Keep off the Grass."
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was
taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask
how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in
motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and
pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that
counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got
a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice
safe sects!
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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I wonder how many shots were fired
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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i should have called this the epic fail thread ,lmao ...i think i could outrun those 2 trees eddy
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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on a road course MAYBE
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Ees, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, wees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? Wees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....
"Pepe... Go back, man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....
Ees.....
Ees....
Ees....
Ees...
Ees....
Ees..... a ham bush...." 
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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I believe Ham could beat those trees, especially if he was chasing a lady
Unless she is a redhead, then I would trip and fall over my tongue ...
Eddy really there is a ham bush ?? Lmao
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froufrou_muffin
Fredriksberg
Sweden
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Hammy is biggoted against blondes. 
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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Not true I love em all , I'm biased towards thick babes 
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 Beware of the hambush 
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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"Golfer's Mind"
A group of golfers were approaching the
first tee when they noticed a woman being
given first aid. One of the golfers asked what
had happened and he was informed that the
woman had been stung by a bee and was having
an allergic reaction.
"Where was she stung?" he asked.
"Between the first and second hole," was the
reply.
He then replied, "Wow! She must have been
standing right over the hive."
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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New Teeth
Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get
new dentures?
His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...
so he wound up with buck teeth.
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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shup gurnz let's just go fishin
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Bring Your Own Tarter sauce BYOT
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mellotron47
Chesapeake, VA
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Got my fish & chips...and mushy peas...
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Punny Thoughts instead of a quality post
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but
eventually it came back to me.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but
it let out a little whine.
The primary responsibility for a child's education is
apparent.
For plumbers, a flush beats a full house.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop it a
line.
Her company distributes gift-boxed cashews, and she has a
delivery guy that drives her nuts.
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Just the.......
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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Ok , I give ,I give no more food pics , you guys hijack well
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Friendly service at gunpoint I reckon or a leaking oil pan
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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it was an oversize oil pan not leaking
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Quality not quantity? or does he just want BS? we're just trying to get it to "epic fail" for him and be a toy ota
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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True , most my threads have no real substance, just trying to see wisdom, humor ,and provokation .....in this thread I'd say I failed lmao
Ok I'm getting bored with dh again , I think ill take another break
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Courtland, VA
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vipir35
Courtland, VA
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MY BACK YARD .... right now
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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You better get better We don't want you to get lost if you go out of your mind
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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I hope your feelin better gurnz Maybe the snow will help ya
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mad4
Manassas, VA
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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^^^^^ the original fast food uh gurnz
Hammy must be having engine trouble or he ran out of gas He has been as scares as sausage gravy at a chinese restaurant
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Hammy must still be in GA
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a female gorilla of a rare species. On February 14th the gorilla happened to become very difficult to handle.
The veterinarian determined that the gorilla was in heat, and there was no male gorilla available.
The Zoo Keeper thought of Hammy, a redneck part-time worker cleaning the animal cages. Hammy, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species, so he approached him with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Hammy showed interest, but said he would need to think the matter over. After a few hours, he announced he would accept the Zoo Keeper offer under four conditions:
"First," Hammy said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition."Second," he said, "She must wear a 'Denny Hamlin Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed.
"Third," Hammy said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Hammy said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00.
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