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38, Capricorn |
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| About Me |
Eye wuz gunna oarder hukt on fonix butt eye cudn't spel tha fone numbur. 
.sdrawkcab epyt I, semitemoS 
I'm a mild mannered philosopher by day and an evil genius by night. 
My 5 year plan involves world domination. 
It's something I'm actively perusing and as soon as I perfect the death ray the world will be like putty in my evil hands. / <---(Evil Laughter)
I also experiment with mind control, so if you think of something funny, that was me. 
But what I really want to do when I grow up is to be one of those guys that builds the Lego displays in the shopping malls. 
As a philosopher, I seek to ask those really tough questions:
Why do drive-up ATM machines have brail on the keypads? 
If pro wrestlers all wear tights, why do they need a belt? 
If so wise is Yoda, why then backwards are all of his sentences? 
What I am looking for in a woman is a person who shares my interest in world domination, or at the very least, someone who has a lot of Legos. 
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