The Dew Drop

azmommiex2 — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 07:59:37 GMT

I read this story on a short story website I enjoy. I found it rather a simple but meaningful story shows CHANGE isn't something one should fear. I think it's a great story to share with lil ones in moments of fear. Thanks, AZM! The Dew Drop Peter Hughes As the sun rose, a dew drop became aware of its surroundings. There it sat on a leaf, catching the sunlight and throwing it back out. Proud of its simple beauty, it was very content. Around it were other dew drops, some ...(more)

Don't we all!?!?

azmommiex2 — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 13:03:21 GMT

I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come from the car wash and was waiting for my wife to get out of work. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what society would consider a bum. From the looks of him, he had no car, no home, no clean clothes, and no money. There are times when you feel generous but there are other times that you just don't want to be bothered. This was one of those "don't want to be bothered times." "I hope he doesn't ask me for an...(more)

Just for shits and giggles!!!!!

azmommiex2 — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 08:36:38 GMT

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looked over at his wife and said, "Your butt's getting huge. I bet it's bigger than the barbecue." With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill. Then he went over to where his wife was working and measured her butt. "I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband felt a little frisky. He made some advan...(more)

When i wake up every morning.....

azmommiex2 — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 13:50:42 GMT

I am HAPPY! I really am! I've worked hard to be where i am and i feel good. Im a nice, genuine and thoughtful person. I live life one day at a time and i enjoy the simple things that surround me. I have AMAZING friends and family!!! So when push comes to shove, and im not someone's "type" or my silly comments rub someone unintentionally the wrong way, it's just not that big of a deal to me. I know who i am....those who matter to me know who i am as well. And you know what?!?!?! I AM AWESOME!!!!...(more)

Deleting!!!

azmommiex2 — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 07:37:56 GMT

What's with all the deleting!?!?! Can you not stay away knowing you have a profile!?!?! WHy not just go invisible and take a break? Do you leave with the honest intent of never coming back....Cuz come on....you all do eventually come back. Or is it just show? I get bored and irritated at times too. But i just stay away for awhile when that happens. I don't know....i don't get it.

HELP ME GUYS!!!!!

azmommiex2 — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 08:45:03 GMT

TODAY IS THE 26th and tomorrow is my mom's birthday!!! I almost forgot. Im kicking myself because i usually have to put alot of thought into a gift or idea for her. She's one of those people who has everything. Lives a blessed life. She's a great mom but also very busy with her own life right now. Anyone have any thoughtful ideas or creatvie ways to recognize her birthday......not necessarily a gift but gift ideas are good too. Maybe just a special or thoughtful way to acknowlege her ...(more)

Try!

azmommiex2 — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:13:10 GMT

It's a simple feeling we all seek. But finding it.......in an obtainable situation seems so impossible.

21

azmommiex2 — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:30:33 GMT

ONE . Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully . TWO . Marry a man/woman you love to talk to . As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other . THREE .. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want . FOUR . When you say, 'I love you,' mean it . FIVE . When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye . SIX . Be engaged at least six months before you get married . ...(more)

Help me....i need ideas!!!

azmommiex2 — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:30:16 GMT

Im going on our family's anual summer camping trip next week. All the kids have to do skits at the saturday night campfire. I've kinda slacked this year and haven't put any time into coming up with one for my daughter. Please help me!!! Any ideas? Thinking back to girl scout and boy scout days? Or skits you've seen others do? My daughter is almost 8! My family is a munch of clowns so the funnier the better! Thanks guys!!!

I just do not understand!

azmommiex2 — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:16:37 GMT

The cruelest lies are often told in silence. ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON Disappointment does not even describe the feeling i feel after being lied to. LIED to at such a large extent. I do not know what to do with myself at this point. I CAN NOT TRUST ANYONE. Whether you are a friend, family member, or partner.....you lie. And if you lie to me I can not allow you in my life. Im incapable. I am not perfect. But I am always honest. Im just so hurt.....broken that this has happened........(more)

I've heard that a sneeze is like 1/5 of an orgasm.

azmommiex2 — Thu, 20 May 2010 10:36:07 GMT

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he’s seeing what he's seeing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and ...(more)

Nonsense.....

azmommiex2 — Mon, 17 May 2010 07:43:07 GMT

So im at my son's 3rd birthday on Saturday and suddenly start getting 911 texts from 2 good friends i have here on DH. Apparently some fake profile posted a naked pic that included my face in S&D. He posted many pics of many women apparently. Obviously i am aware that this is a risk i take when i post a pic. However....i do not post nidity that includes my face in S&D so i kinda wonder if it's a "friend" of mine or a "friend" of a friend. Naked and face have only been shown in FOC. H...(more)

Infatuation.

azmommiex2 — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 10:08:40 GMT

What is it and why do we feel it? I always fall for those who are thee impossible. You know the ones on the other side of the country. Or the ones who are married or taken. I know it's not genuine feelings or desires. Merely infatuation. Yet it at times controls me. I have to force myself to stop and think......R, what the fuck are you doing!?!?! ::signwtf:: It's probably just loneliness that makes us think something is there and even possible when really.......it's not. And sometimes ...(more)

Hold on

azmommiex2 — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:48:16 GMT

I've never posted anything i've written in my blog. But i've seen other's post some of their work so i wanted to give it a shot and get some feed back. Love controlled me Made me need you Made you need me So we hold on. I need to hate you But you love me So I hold on I hold on. You promise you’ll go. Say im too far gone. So I won’t hold on Can’t hold on I have no fight left Why? I know It’s all wrong But still you hold on Don’t say please Or that your in love Not...(more)

DAMN......a missed opportunity!!!!!!

azmommiex2 — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:09:34 GMT

A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says, "Father, remember Psalm 129". The priest says sorry and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg...(more)

Parkinson's Walk!!!!

azmommiex2 — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:15:10 GMT

Please join me and my family as we walk to raise money for a cause near and dear to our hearts - empowering the lives of people with Parkinson's disease. The 4th Annual "Walk the Fight - Raising Awareness About Parkinson's Disease" is scheduled on Sunday, February 14th at Tempe Town Lakes Park. The health fair begins at 9:30am and the walk begins at 11:00am. You can help by signing up to walk with the Harley Man AZ team or donating to our cause. Any little bit would help, even just $1!!!! Thanks...(more)

I love this song!!!!

azmommiex2 — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:08:54 GMT

i heard this song by Asher Book and fell in love with it. Kinda speaks to me at the moment. These are the lyrics.....but it's called Try. If I walk would you run If I stop would you come If I say you're the one would you believe me If I ask you to stay would you show me the way Tell me what to say So you don't leave me The world is catching up to you while your running away to chase your dream Its time for us to make a move cuz we are asking one another to change And maybe im not...(more)

I think i'm done here!!!!

azmommiex2 — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:40:30 GMT

I have had fun....made alot of friends. But really? I've gotten bored. It's like an internet circle of friends. Feel like alot of people live here. But me? I have real friends and a real life, and not really interested in making friends or meeting guys who don't have any intention of living outside of this cyber world. The attention was nice, had a few brief but fun moments with others. But i'm just resigned to the fact that i'm not going to find what i want with this avenue!!! Yeah....i...(more)

Dirty old lady....Love it!!!!

azmommiex2 — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:23:29 GMT

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says happily. A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?" ...(more)

True meaning of a Pssy and a Btch!!!

azmommiex2 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:01:49 GMT

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know,...(more)

Oh the power of the Cha Cha!!!!

azmommiex2 — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:07:44 GMT

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah". The little boy gets mad and ...(more)

8lbs and 21 inches LONG!!!!

azmommiex2 — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 07:22:15 GMT

I thought you guys would get a kick out of this one. I'd be racing for an annulement fast then he could put his pants back on. NO THANKS!!!! A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. "If you want to cancel the wedding, then I'll understand," she said. The guy remarked, "I don't mind that you're flat, and ...(more)

WTF....$1500!?!?!?!

azmommiex2 — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 07:50:20 GMT

Ok, so this happened once before a wk or so ago and i laughed it off. But now that it's happened again i wanted to blog about it. So i got this message here on DH this morning: Subject: IN TOWN IN 2 WEEKS Body: WOULD LOVE TO MEET AND PLAY I HAVE AND EXTRA $1500 AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT Ok seriously...WTF?!?! Do i give off the impression that i'm an escort or would be easily persuaded to sell my ass? I mean you all know i'm a freak, but im not filthy and dirty....and i'm no HOE!...(more)

Bowling.......

azmommiex2 — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:54:48 GMT

Im a lil bummed that it seems like most of my existing friends can't make it to the Bowling gathering. Definitely going and looking foward to meeting everyone....but i'm also kinda shy and feel akward about going by myself. Personality flaw i guess. Anyone meeting up or getting together ahead of time? Figured i post here since all my friends read my blog, but chasers really don't, except for my lil Stalker Boy! So anyways.....let me know what's going on that day with all you guys. Mo...(more)

What can i say!?!?!

azmommiex2 — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:18:25 GMT

The past few weeks have been very crazy. Lots of both work and personal issues. Have missed bullshitting with you all. Hope everyone is doing well and getting somewhere in their qwest. Looking forward to see those i know on Sunday. Found this joke last night....thought it was cute. Enjoy! A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arrivi...(more)

So......IM STILL SINGLE!!!!

azmommiex2 — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:45:26 GMT

So....seems love is in the air and lots of people have connected!!!! Im so very happy for all of those who have found a good fit. Most of you whom i have made friendships with seem so happy and i'm very excited for you!!!! Yet a lil part of me is jealous and sad. Because i haven't found my fit yet. I think it's the holidays. You just wanna have someone to spend it with.....someone to buy a "special" gift for. But guess it's just still not my time yet. But i'm here waiting and w...(more)

Where is everyone?!?!

azmommiex2 — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:32:03 GMT

Im definitely a newbie, that's for sure. But there were so many funny and entertaining people on here when i first joined. And they're all gone now. The forums are for entertainment. Alot of teasing and BSing. I know there are alot of WATCHERS, because i constantly get messages from ppl about my posts...ppl whom i've never seen post themselves. Come on!!! Join in on the fun. Make some friends.....it's a great way to meet ppl ::crazylove::. And also....Quite entertaining.

The Holiday's

azmommiex2 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:37:35 GMT

Does anyone else feel much more lonely during the holiday season? I have my kids and lots of family and friends who keep me very content with my life day to day. But everytime Thanksgiving or Christmas rolls around i feel much lonelier. I don't know....isn't it called the Christmas Blues or something? And it's not just me that gets to myself....sometimes it's even just the pity you see in other's eyes' when you show up to a get together or holiday party solo or just with the kids. AND OMG.....(more)

Saturday

azmommiex2 — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:38:11 GMT

Im kinda liking keeping up with my blog. I think it gives all of you out there who are seriously interested in getting to know me a peek into my world. Well it's saturday and unfortuately i took a job for today so i have to leave in about 20 minutes. And although i really do not want to go and just wanna stay home with the kiddies.....i know all this extra work will pay off by giving me more spending money for the holidays. So while all of you who get to spend this day like it's meant to be ...(more)

Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest

azmommiex2 — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:52:02 GMT

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful ...(more)

OH MAN!!!!!!

azmommiex2 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:20:09 GMT

What a stinky day already!!!! I woke up all congested. Sore throat and all. So i took some vitamin C and Sudafed right away. I'm a firm believer of kicking any ailment in the ass before it kicks me in the booty. So then me and my girl friend went to Dunkin Donuts for coffee like we do everyday. And as we are rushing back to my car....because of course, we are running late i drop my coffee. Wait....it gets better.....dropped in right on my foot. Heel and foot still feel wet and sticky. ...(more)

Why?

azmommiex2 — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:33:15 GMT

Why do men say if your not interested please just say so....then when a honest girl like me comes along and says, "i'm sorry, you aren't exactly what i'm looking for" they have to get crazy and name call? Just cuz i'm not attracted to you whether pysical or otherwise...doesn't mean im a hoebag....slut....or bitch. Im just saying.

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