| 3/30/2014 7:20:49 AM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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Relationships are like gardening....you gotta throw some fertilizer on it to make it grow... 
Add your metaphor or simile, please...
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| 3/30/2014 7:23:17 AM |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
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| 3/30/2014 7:23:41 AM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
52, joined Jan. 2013
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Love is like a fire, you don't know if it'll warm your heart, or burn your house down
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| 3/30/2014 7:26:56 AM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011
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Snatch is like snow. You never know when you will get it or how deep it will be!!!
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| 3/30/2014 7:30:19 AM |
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6969foryou
Sacramento, CA
38, joined Nov. 2012
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sperm=fertilizer? LOL
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| 3/30/2014 7:31:27 AM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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sperm=fertilizer? LOL
No silly, fertilizer as in bullshit...
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| 3/30/2014 7:33:56 AM |
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6969foryou
Sacramento, CA
38, joined Nov. 2012
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No silly, fertilizer as in bullshit...
LOL!
Yah... You are right... Usually in the early stages though... BS in the later stages are signs of cheating...
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| 3/30/2014 7:34:46 AM |
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playingindirt
Eugene, OR
60, joined Mar. 2014
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 my screen name is a metaphor
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| 3/30/2014 7:35:49 AM |
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6969foryou
Sacramento, CA
38, joined Nov. 2012
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my screen name is a metaphor
Are you a worm?!
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| 3/30/2014 7:36:44 AM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011
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You brought bullshit into it.  1067 points...
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| 3/30/2014 7:37:50 AM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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LOL!
Yah... You are right... Usually in the early stages though... BS in the later stages are signs of cheating...
Yeah, I disagree....even after 20 years, it's still important to spread around a little fertilizer....maybe more so....
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| 3/30/2014 7:44:02 AM |
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stumppy
Wind Gap, PA
70, joined Jan. 2008
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You need to age the BULLshit for awhile, else it "burns" whatever you are trying to nurture
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| 3/30/2014 7:44:18 AM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
52, joined Jan. 2013
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No woman is all sweetness; even the rose has thorns.
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| 3/30/2014 7:44:28 AM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
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Arguing with liberals…it’s like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it’s victorious...
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| 3/30/2014 7:46:43 AM |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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ok got it,,,thanks,,
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| 3/30/2014 7:48:27 AM |
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6969foryou
Sacramento, CA
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Yeah, I disagree....even after 20 years, it's still important to spread around a little fertilizer....maybe more so....
I will agree with you... Just because people disagree too much around here... LOL
Would you like to have a sample of some fertilizer in your pretty garden Ms? I hear you maintain it very well!
LOL
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| 3/30/2014 7:49:21 AM |
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playingindirt
Eugene, OR
60, joined Mar. 2014
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Are you a worm?!
thats funny. ha ha ha! thank you for making me laugh first thing this morning. lol
dirt is a metaphor for all the people. im playing in dirt to find that one special stone. that one special person.
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| 3/30/2014 7:50:45 AM |
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metu
Auburndale, FL
54, joined Apr. 2007
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Dating in DGD is like Cooking...
If you stir the pot...you should be forced to lick to spoon.
Sowwwy, Settee...I couldn't come up with a good one...
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| 3/30/2014 7:51:44 AM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
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I am trying to think of some metaphors miss opie...
 me with an example...
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| 3/30/2014 7:52:03 AM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
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I will agree with you... Just because people disagree too much around here... LOL
Would you like to have a sample of some fertilizer in your pretty garden Ms? I hear you maintain it very well!
LOL
Your posts are like music to my ears....
^^^^^fertilizer.....
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| 3/30/2014 7:52:03 AM |
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6969foryou
Sacramento, CA
38, joined Nov. 2012
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thats funny. ha ha ha! thank you for making me laugh first thing this morning. lol
dirt is a metaphor for all the people. im playing in dirt to find that one special stone. that one special person.
You know it is fun digging around in the dirt, sand at a beach or even at a sandbox at a playground... Sure most of the time you don't find much, or expect much, but when you do it is exciting!!
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| 3/30/2014 7:54:41 AM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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Dating in DGD is like Cooking...
If you stir the pot...you should be forced to lick to spoon.
Sowwwy, Settee...I couldn't come up with a good one...
Posts are like potato chips, you can have more just have one.... 
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| 3/30/2014 7:56:49 AM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
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...dirt is a metaphor for all the people. im playing in dirt to find that one special stone. that one special person.
The problem with playing in this dh sandbox is your libel to find a cat turd....
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| 3/30/2014 8:00:32 AM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011
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liable*
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| 3/30/2014 8:00:39 AM |
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playingindirt
Eugene, OR
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You know it is fun digging around in the dirt, sand at a beach or even at a sandbox at a playground... Sure most of the time you don't find much, or expect much, but when you do it is exciting!!
yeap. now you know how i got my user name. you describe it better than i do though.
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| 3/30/2014 8:01:51 AM |
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playingindirt
Eugene, OR
60, joined Mar. 2014
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The problem with playing in this dh sandbox is your libel to find a cat turd....
yeap theres a few of them around. lol you have to scoop them out.
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| 3/30/2014 8:03:21 AM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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liable*
Morning, Sod....
Sod is like a penny...you can always find him, but you don't know what to do with him....
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| 3/30/2014 8:06:17 AM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011
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Ask for a refund...if a friendly suggestion is in order!!!
No help on metaphors???
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| 3/30/2014 8:12:24 AM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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Asking for my two cents, Sod? <~~~~~metaphor....
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| 3/30/2014 8:13:43 AM |
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barrydalmi
Baltimore, MD
53, joined Dec. 2007
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If you both know the destination; its easier to get there.
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| 3/30/2014 8:18:31 AM |
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stumppy
Wind Gap, PA
70, joined Jan. 2008
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It's like traveling down a new road. If you do not take the correct turns and roads you will not get you there.
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| 3/30/2014 8:27:22 AM |
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justokingin2010
Riverton, WY
56, joined May. 2010
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Dating is like playing poker.
If you are afraid to bet, you will not win.
If you don't know when to fold a bad hand and walk away, you will lose.
And most important, regardless of the outcome of the game, you walk away with a smile.
A gentleman doesn't blame the other players for the cards he was dealt or how he played them.
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| 3/30/2014 8:31:35 AM |
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ms_veronica1
Waterdown, ON
57, joined Aug. 2013
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In Canada we have good advice ... Watch it where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Dating is like ... errrrrr
Dating is like ... an egg. The yoke is on you.
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| 3/30/2014 8:33:45 AM |
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barrydalmi
Baltimore, MD
53, joined Dec. 2007
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It's not the 20 minutes the night before; it's the 14 hours of daylight after that which matters.
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| 3/30/2014 8:33:53 AM |
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metu
Auburndale, FL
54, joined Apr. 2007
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Dating is like playing poker.
If you are afraid to bet, you will not win.
If you don't know when to fold a bad hand and walk away, you will lose.
And most important, regardless of the outcome of the game, you walk away with a smile.
A gentleman doesn't blame the other players for the cards he was dealt or how he played them.
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| 3/30/2014 9:41:37 AM |
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esmeraldar
Toms River, NJ
68, joined Jan. 2009
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Dating is like eating chocolates. You never know when you are going to get a nut.
(Apologies to Forrest Gump. I'm not really awake.)
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| 3/30/2014 9:54:25 AM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011
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In Canada we have good advice ... Watch it where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
It seems I am learning a lot of canadian lately. If things get much worse this side of the border, I might have to hitch my dog team and mush on toward canuck country!!!
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| 3/30/2014 9:56:19 AM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
61, joined Oct. 2013
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love is blind thats why men feel their way around
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| 3/30/2014 10:05:43 AM |
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nowntime
Elmira, NY
62, joined Sep. 2012
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NOTHING LIKE EAT THINGS FRESH FROM THE GARDEN!
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| 3/30/2014 10:27:02 AM |
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justokingin2010
Riverton, WY
56, joined May. 2010
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Love is like being on the back of a runaway horse.
You don't have a whole hell of a lot of control.
You can see 50 different ways the whole thing is going to end in a hell of a wreck.
If it ends well, you have a companion who will do to ride the river with.
If it ends badly, your friends are going to laugh even while offering their sympathy.
Even when it ends badly, it's so damned exhilarating you are tempted to try it again...
just as soon as the dust settles and you get all your broken parts healed up.
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| 3/30/2014 10:29:11 AM |
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esmeraldar
Toms River, NJ
68, joined Jan. 2009
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Love is like being on the back of a runaway horse.
You don't have a whole hell of a lot of control.
You can see 50 different ways the whole thing is going to end in a hell of a wreck.
If it ends well, you have a companion who will do to ride the river with.
If it ends badly, your friends are going to laugh even while offering their sympathy.
Even when it ends badly, it's so damned exhilarating you are tempted to try it again...
just as soon as the dust settles and you get all your broken parts healed up.
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| 3/30/2014 10:33:37 AM |
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machug59
Fairfield, CA
95, joined Dec. 2011
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Love is like a flood, overcome by waves of passion and then you are swept away.
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| 3/30/2014 11:08:02 AM |
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esmeraldar
Toms River, NJ
68, joined Jan. 2009
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Sometimes dating is like going to an amusement park. You can ride the roller coaster. It has its ups and downs and can make you a little dizzy. Or you car ride the carousel and just keeping going around in circles.
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| 3/30/2014 1:55:13 PM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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Love is like being on the back of a runaway horse.
Could be why so many 'bolt'....
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| 3/30/2014 1:55:58 PM |
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machug59
Fairfield, CA
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| 3/30/2014 3:01:22 PM |
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stan_147
Coos Bay, OR
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| 3/30/2014 3:12:36 PM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011
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As soon as I seen this thread, I knew young stan would come along with love is like oxygen!!!
I should have called it first post..
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| 3/30/2014 4:33:33 PM |
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niterydah
Houston, TX
45, joined Jan. 2013
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..............most dates or relationships are like serving crawfish.....some eat tail n others suck your brains out
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| 3/30/2014 4:40:29 PM |
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cajunmister
Kinder, LA
65, joined May. 2007
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Relationships are like gardening....you gotta throw some fertilizer on it to make it grow...
If fertilizer helps relationship grow, DH is so full of it, it should be full of great relationships. Guess that blows that theory.
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| 3/30/2014 7:40:30 PM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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If fertilizer helps relationship grow, DH is so full of it, it should be full of great relationships. Guess that blows that theory.
What? I have a relationship with dh.....
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| 3/30/2014 7:48:45 PM |
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stobil
Gallatin, TN
36, joined Nov. 2009
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Goodnight everybody!
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| 3/30/2014 7:58:02 PM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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As soon as I seen this thread.....
*saw*......
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| 3/30/2014 7:58:24 PM |
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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A life without love is like a year without summer. 
Amen...
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| 3/30/2014 7:59:17 PM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011
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You NEED spanked!!!
I can make a good case for either...
(Thank you for the edit.)
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| 3/30/2014 8:04:41 PM |
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mr_dragonden
Brockville, ON
47, joined Mar. 2014
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I once read this quote
" don't choose the one who is beautiful to the world
rather the one that makes your world beautiful"
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| 3/30/2014 8:08:05 PM |
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midniteriddler1
Austin, TX
48, joined Nov. 2010
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if ya can't baffle 'em with brilliance,
befuddle 'em with bullshit.
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| 3/30/2014 8:08:07 PM |
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miguelf0182
New York, NY
42, joined Jun. 2013
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Love is like a fire, you don't know if it'll warm your heart, or burn your house down
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| 3/30/2014 8:09:43 PM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011
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*baffle them with bullshit* for some regional flair!!!
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| 3/30/2014 11:44:13 PM |
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grneyesrme
Sacramento, CA
48, joined Aug. 2013
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Love is to people as water is to plants.
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| 3/31/2014 12:19:05 AM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011
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Is it safe for WHITE PEOPLE to post on this thread???
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