Intriguing second date conversations...

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Intriguing second date conversations...
by dawgpaws at 1/23/2013 8:02:41 AM

Him: You’ve lost your earring.
Me: (distractedly) Huh?
Him: I thought you'd want to know - you lost your other earring.
Me: Oh, thanks. It's not an earring. I just wear the one.
Him: No, the earring with the crescent moon.
Me: Yes, that one. It is hearing aid bling.
Him: What’s that?
Me: A hearing aid decoration. A kid named Hayleigh makes them for people who wear hearing aids.
Him: What hearing aid?
Me: The one I wear.
Him: You don't have a hearing problem.
Me: Yes, I do. Remember? I told you about it before.
Him: (laughing a little) Maybe I have early stage dementia
Me: (rolling eyes) If you say so.
Him: I can’t see it.
Me: The hearing aid?
Him: Nods
Me: That is why I wear hearing aid bling. To remind others that I have hearing loss.
Him: What does that have to do with your lost earring?
Me: (mildly annoyed) I haven’t lost an earring. See? It is on the hearing aid wire, not my ear lobe.
Him: Why don’t you wear it on the other side too?
Me: Because I don’t have a hearing aid on that side.
Him: Why not?
Me: Because that ear is totally deaf.
Him: Well if you’re deaf, why don’t you wear a hearing aid?
Me: (loud slapping sound of palm connecting with face ) I do wear a hearing aid – on the one ear I have some hearing in. The other ear is deaf. Finished. Kaput! No hearing aid can help it.
Him: But you hear just fine.
Me: No, I don’t. If I did I would not have told you to get my attention first so I know you are talking to me.
Him: Do you want me to help look for your lost earring?
Me: I. DID. NOT. LOSE. AN. EARRING!
Him: Don’t get mad at me. I’m just the messenger.
Me: (raising hand) Waiter! Waiter! Can I have the check now? (smiling brittley) You know, "Bob" I forgot, I've got an appointment. I'll catch the tab. Sorry, but I really have to go now.

Comments
txangel43	1/23/2013 9:24:26 AM My morning laugh is not as good and entertaining as yours. I sent a reply yesterday to one of those guys who thought my profile was so great. I said: Thank you for the note please read my profile. If you will, then you will know what we have in common (nothing). It sounds to me you are very self centered and only care about what you want, as nothing in the note indicates that you know or care what is important to me. Reply this am: I was so happy to hear from you. I am not regular on this dating service, so would like us to communicate through our private email if you don't mind. Ia m saying this because i really want to talk to you and don't want to lose you. scammer
dawgpaws	1/23/2013 9:43:37 AM You are so kind. I block and delete based on drivel such as that. They are not worth the time of a response. I prefer to meet people IRL if at all possible. This, of course, results in some very odd situations (as above). I've actually gone through variations on this theme several times. I actually had a button made on zazzle that I sometimes wear on a first/second date that says, "Please face me when you are speaking. I am hard of hearing." I am guessing that, missing that, he is either blind or illiterate. LOL
tatinou7bb	1/23/2013 10:05:25 AM Daw, Some people have a lot of problems. Have a great day.
dawgpaws	1/23/2013 11:03:24 AM So, tat, when are we doing coffee? Have a great day and stay warm and safe! And yes, I'll be wearing hearing aid bling. LOL
digitaldog	1/24/2013 6:34:54 AM Ms dawgpaws , Thank you for paying for my meal.. That was sooo sweet of you.. By the way: Did you ever find your lost earing..?? Don't delete meeeeee... Just.. PLEASEeeeee... send me money and... -XoXoXoX- And ALL my friends....
dawgpaws	1/24/2013 7:26:33 AM Digital Dog, if I didn't luv ya I'd scream. LOL