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Senior Dating Ads
by camperpaul at 9/27/2013 7:54:26 PM
 
DATING ADS FOR SENIORS
FOUND IN A FLORIDA NEWSPAPER
You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in "The Daily Sun" the official newspaper of The Villages, Florida.*
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
- FOXY LADY :
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Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
- LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :
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Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
- SERENITY NOW :
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I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
- WINNING SMILE :
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Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
- BEATLES OR STONES ?
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I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
- MEMORIES :
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I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
My favorite?
- MINT CONDITION :
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Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
Do not regret growing older.
It is a privilege denied to many.
*The Villages, FL is a luxury retirement comunity.
From one of the reviews on Yelp.com:
I read recently that the Villages has the highest STD rate per capita and thats hilarious. It also means that the old peeps are still getting it on.
High - five!
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