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Redneck Computer Terms
by camperpaul at 1/9/2014 12:18:11 PM


Log On:
Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off:
Don't add no wood.
Monitor:
Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download:
Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz:
When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk:
Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
Ram:
The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive:
Getting' home in the winter season.
Prompt:
What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows:
What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen:
What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte:
That's what the flies do.
Chip:
What to munch on.
Micro Chip:
What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared:
Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem:
What 'cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix:
Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top:
Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard:
Where ya hang your keys.
Software:
Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse:
Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame:
Hold up the barn roof.
Port:
Fancy wine.
Enter:
C'mon in.
Random Access Memory:
You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.


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Comments

peacewilly 		1/9/2014 12:50:21 PM

Very funny, Paul!!!

I used to write an error code on my billing invoices as a useful reminder for future reference... the error code was called "PEBCAK"... "Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard"... it was great for future reference too... lol
lorlieanne



 1/9/2014 1:10:56 PM

Paul I will have to remember them too funny.

elvissong 		1/9/2014 4:39:00 PM

Too funny Paul - thanks for sharing that

cootneedslove		 1/9/2014 5:29:20 PM

Enjoyed that Paul

brockster46 		1/9/2014 6:48:24 PM

heavy_hearted 		1/9/2014 8:09:57 PM

I like that last one. I just pictured my dad and all those shotgun shells he was hiding from my mom.

fran1957 		1/9/2014 9:11:13 PM

Hi Paul, Think I'm Gonna Steal this and post it on FB

Val, Willy, Lorianne, Harry, Sandra, Skip, Bunny

peacewilly 		1/10/2014 4:06:17 AM

hey fran... good to see ya!!!