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its a wonderfull life?
by tucker333 at 9/1/2008 7:52:20 PM
today was labor day...dont know exactly what that means now...either i was supposed to do alot of laboring...or woman across the country started pushing out crib-midgets by the truckloads...and since it is my day off...congradulations.i work my a** off all year long,this is my one day to do nothing and they want me to work????fine,i will work really hard at doing nothing.I woke up this morning late,just wanted to lay around all day in my pj's,watch tv,make myself a nice lunch...(when i say "make" i mean pick up the phone and order a pizza).my roomate asks me to lay a floor down in her attic!!!so much for being lazzy.after i thought about it for a while,i decided that if i was smart,i should have gone to the calendar and blacked out LABOR DAY before she woke up!!!.....hindsight....she wont get me next year!i live for this.
day after labor day
woke up,got dressed,went to work,worked,came home,talked to some nice people online(you know who you are.....no, not you!...the other person!)ate dinner,went to bed....that pritty much summs up my life....(look,everyday cant be funny).if you want, i could make it funny...ok here it goes...woke up..ha ha,got dressed..ha ha,went to work...ha ha ha..is that working for you baby...just kidding..today was a good day...i just saved my company 240,000 dollars a year.do you think i will see any of it.ha ha ha ha...nooooo.since i have been working there,i have saved them hundreds of thousands of dollars..and for what..a pat on the head and a "good job".i cant live on pats,in the end,when my review is up...again,they will pat me on the head,say "good job" and the only presidents i will see,are the two dead asswholes on a couple of quarters!...i quess that is pritty funny,now that i think about it.the sad part of it all is,come tomorrow i will do it all over again....and the monkey never learns.....so...toon in tomorrow...same bat time...same bat station..when i tell corporate......never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!...unemployment...here i come!
new day...same crap
my roomate told me that, she was at work today and one of the people who work with her(a very sweet woman)walked up to the boss,and requested a day off to go to her daughters graduation.her boss told her,that she needed her to come in that day,and could she push the graduation back a day!!!!...what?...what?...is she serious...what did she want her to do,call the school and tell them, they must postpone the graduation becouse it doesnt fit into her bosses plans?this was comming from a bank branch manager.....its good to know that your money is in the hands of people like this.your money might be safer if you left it outside on the corner,in a big yellow bag with a sighn that reads...all my money...do not touch...back next week!
well..its's the weekend...im learning everyday, what to say and what not to say to a woman....for instance...when my roomate got up on this fine saturday,I responded with a good morning...to which i was pellted with "why did you let me sleep so late!!!I have family coming over in half an hour!this house is a mess,I still have to run to the store,feed the cat,take a shower,get things ready"....to which I responded "do i look like an alarm clock"....................satin himself came into the room...i know this becouse her eyes rolled backwards,her head started spinning in place,and she was speaking in a language i had only herd once before....i was at a club,and went up to this girl and asked her if she wanted to dance,she responded with "why would i want to dance with you"...to which i responded..."no..no..no,im sorry,i said you look fat in those pants".....so you see,by now i am in fear for my life...satin jumped into her car,and drove away....so...i jumped into my car and drove the other way...im not takeing any chances.next time i will try to be a little more sensative to satins feelings!...you think thats bad....wait till the painters are in!!!!
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