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DUI OHIO STYLE by ca61 at 10/25/2007 6:11:23 PM DUI OHIO STYLE, Only a person in OHIO could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is a sport,comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in COLUMBUS,OHIO after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man menaged to found his car and fell into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,switched the wipers on and off-- it was a fine,dry summer night--,fliched the blinkers on and off a couple of times,honked the horn and then switched on the light. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,reversed alittle and the remained still for a few more minutes as some more of thr other patrons'vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer,having waited patiently all this time,now started up his patrol car,put on the lashing lights, proptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement,the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had comsumed any alchol at all! Dumbfounded,the officer said,I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the sherriffs office. This breathalyzer equipment must be brohen." "I doubt it," said the truly proud non-drinker."Tonight I'm the designated decoy." All of my proud OHIO friends repost this as" DUI OHIO STYLE