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The Down Home Southern Roast of Miss Alabama herself yalll by rosesandsmiles at 9/19/2009 5:58:42 PM Now we all know how sweet this lady really is so this could be a challanging ROAST to TOAST Yalll.

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alabamabelle31	9/19/2009 6:03:04 PM ::singlol:: So Cats talked you into doing the dirty deed. Yall be nice now.
rosesandsmiles	9/19/2009 6:07:19 PM Yalll be nice nowhehehe
jennyann71	9/19/2009 6:14:21 PM You are in the spot light and No escape : will return later to help roast you
alabamabelle31	9/19/2009 6:18:42 PM The bunny is to cute rose. Oh I'm scared now.
catsmam76	9/19/2009 6:26:56 PM Gotta watch out for them bunnies......They keepgoing and going,,,,,YALLLLLLLL
catsmam76	9/19/2009 6:40:18 PM So do tell as I always wanted to know,is the belle for a dinner bell or a warning that you show???? Het don't forget the last few sots on mine And I never did find my mind
venussmiles	9/19/2009 6:47:01 PM Silly cat - try Southern belle, full of grace & style.
catsmam76	9/19/2009 6:49:11 PM Het I love bama like every one else but this is a roast afterall....cats gotta play.......Honestly venus did you realy think I didn't know that????
alabamabelle31	9/19/2009 6:55:06 PM Thank you Venus. Cats your a trip.
rosesandsmiles	9/19/2009 7:00:19 PM Please don't Roast me Please, Please
catsmam76	9/19/2009 7:02:50 PM Yup triping over my own feet all the time/Just ask ......nevermind.......
alabamabelle31	9/19/2009 7:09:21 PM I can tell right now that this is going to be slow and agonizing.
ctprincess	9/19/2009 8:29:24 PM Yippeee...another roast...and I'm not in it!!!!
627gf	9/19/2009 8:30:13 PM Yippeee...another roast...and I'm not in it!!!!
catsmam76	9/19/2009 8:39:44 PM You two escapee's wiil get your come-upins....But for now have fun roasting and toasting our southern bell...... I mean belle,beter be careful or I'll be getting mine RUNG,and I'm dizzy enough already..
chat_girl	9/19/2009 9:01:35 PM here ya go bama somone said you were hungry for roast..[URL=http://media.photobucket.com/image/roast/livingfitcenter677/newentree2revised.jpg][/URL]
627gf	9/19/2009 9:07:29 PM southern bell , do they have northern bells because when me and ctp get marred we will be needing them.
chat_girl	9/19/2009 9:21:39 PM Tom When you two get married there will be bells ringing all over the country!!
627gf	9/19/2009 9:38:08 PM I hope it does,nt widen the cracked in the ozone layer in the earth.
chat_girl	9/19/2009 9:43:01 PM HeHeHe
bklynbabi	9/19/2009 10:42:58 PM yeaaaaaaaaaaa, hah roastin alabama!!!! So how are you related to your mom??????
luckycharms40	9/19/2009 10:46:27 PM hey ya got any recipes for gritz & corn bread?
rosesandsmiles	9/20/2009 1:42:27 AM Why sugar I have servants do that sort of thing. After all I am a Southern Belle. Don't ya know.
catsmam76	9/20/2009 7:14:39 AM Servants and a big old plantation full of cotton, there goes lucky off on the food tangent again.Does that man not eat or what.I know where to find some cajun cheese but I don't know if that goes with them grits and black eyed peas...
bklynbabi	9/20/2009 7:17:12 AM How many southerners does it take to screw in a light bulb?? me thinks that might be a blonde joke, more fittin for the cats roast, nevermind...
bklynbabi	9/20/2009 7:22:29 AM Hey I feed that boy plenty, there ya go roastin the wrong person again, try to focus cats or doya have A.D.D. ...............nevermind
luckycharms40	9/20/2009 7:42:20 AM How many Southern Belles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? maybe that's the way it goes, hey i'm hungry
rosesandsmiles	9/20/2009 7:51:26 AM Did someone say Hungry?
rosesandsmiles	9/20/2009 7:54:05 AM I thought southern belle might have a taste for.....................Peppers
luckycharms40	9/20/2009 8:26:47 AM Now I ahave a hankarin for those ribs, yum just don't want that hot pepper but BK wud love that, watch out she might take it
alabamabelle31	9/20/2009 9:39:10 AM Yall are to funny. Yall going to have to roast without me sorry. I'm sick. If I get to feeling better ill come out and play later.
catsmam76	9/20/2009 10:09:32 AM Never mind bklyn,I can do that but if you feed that boy (not my words) so well how come those ribs just vanished?????
rosesandsmiles	9/20/2009 12:16:29 PM Mmmmmmmmmm ribs good, don't you have some pondering to do cats.
rosesandsmiles	9/20/2009 12:24:52 PM "(This is my roasting"), Just because i'm sick don't mean I can't do a little pondering and pontificating to. But of course that may not be proper
catsmam76	9/20/2009 2:47:33 PM Careful you'll have Bk gettin al uppitty about the P word.....
bklynbabi	9/20/2009 4:54:20 PM
luckycharms40	9/20/2009 5:05:44 PM Wo me? Dunno what you're talkin about.
bklynbabi	9/20/2009 5:10:14 PM Maybe you shud wipe some of that barbeque sauce from your face silly boy.
luckycharms40	9/20/2009 5:12:04 PM
jennyann71	9/20/2009 6:18:51 PM Hey thought this would never happen and here it is for the southern Bell favorite delight of pondering about Peppers
rosesandsmiles	9/20/2009 7:23:08 PM HELP! Southern Belle fell in the pool!
bklynbabi	9/20/2009 8:32:12 PM Where is Scarlet anyhow? Guess she's in bed, unless she's seepin off that headache from all that Southern Comfort.
catsmam76	9/21/2009 10:51:46 AM Maybe she found herself a cute Bo to help her feel better yallllllll
bklynbabi	9/21/2009 11:59:14 AM Frankly Scarlet, I just don't give a damn! (always wanted to say that, heheheheheheheheeheheehe)
catsmam76	9/21/2009 1:58:30 PM Good one bklyn,but IO still think she's curled up with some sweet southern gentwhispering sweet nothings in her ear........If she doesn't get out here soon to defend her honer she's gonna need one of them southern gents to do it for her
bklynbabi	9/21/2009 3:04:47 PM Think she bumped her southern noggin when she fell in the pool back there? Hey this wud be a great place for that "Dear redneck daughter/son joke, that was so funny
alabamabelle31	9/21/2009 3:46:08 PM Geez yall don't give a sick person no slack do ya. I see how it is. Just wait till I get to feeling better. Yall have heard paybacks are hell haven't ya.
rosesandsmiles	9/21/2009 9:36:54 PM I know Karate
catsmam76	9/22/2009 8:46:30 AM Hey what kind of language is that comming from a gentiel sourthern belle......Besids we're just giving you some extra incentive to get to fellin better yallllllllllllllll
alabamabelle31	9/22/2009 3:31:05 PM Oh ok so that's how it works. Glad someone let me in on that. I gotta stay away from kung fu panda up there before I get karate chopped.
catsmam76	9/22/2009 4:20:57 PM Yup that is how it works,now if people would get over here and get busy it would be nice.I'm just one scraggly old cat I can't carry the whole load.........
bklynbabi	9/22/2009 9:09:02 PM keep you cat load to ya self.
rosesandsmiles	9/22/2009 9:20:22 PM Did someone say "Roast"
rosesandsmiles	9/22/2009 9:31:54 PM OK I got the carrots. We need potatoes, celery, onion, spices, now what else do we need? Oh I know we need a certain miss Southern Belle. Now where is she?
alabamabelle31	9/23/2009 6:24:27 AM I'm right here just trying to stay out of mr. Kung fu panda up there.
bklynbabi	9/23/2009 7:14:31 AM But Mr. Panda is such a handsome boy!
alabamabelle31	9/23/2009 7:35:36 AM Didn't say he wasn't handsome. Just don't want to be karate chopped
hipchick68	9/23/2009 7:44:10 AM sweet alabama, so glad to see that the gang is finally roasting someone those other two people suck! (Just to make up for not popping in on the other two roasts, ha ha ha) I guess I'm to late for ribs and to early for the cookies
catsmam76	9/23/2009 7:48:14 AM Ya know there Ms hippy I know how to get to that little burg you live in,want I should bring you some hairballs......
hipchick68	9/23/2009 8:00:33 AM Ew I came here for the barbaque not the hairballs, you suck!
catsmam76	9/23/2009 8:15:02 AM
ctprincess	9/23/2009 8:16:18 AM Hairballs are part of life!! Just ask Tomcat who had to clean up a couple here while he was here at Momcat's nest. Don't worry 'Bama...you are not the only one here. I have been ordered to stay home until October 6th due to my own ness.....not to mention my son's diabetes to add to the mix!!!
alabamabelle31	9/23/2009 8:32:18 AM Sorry to hear that phyllis. As you see they have given me no slack sick I have been sick but now im better so they better watch out.
catsmam76	9/23/2009 9:50:35 AM Nananananananananananananananananana Now see here Missy,you don't scare this old cat,not one wit,nope not one iota......YALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ctprincess	9/23/2009 11:01:15 AM I suppose there is no rest for the weary on here. We do have some people on here....like that crazy cat above me!!
catsmam76	9/23/2009 11:39:51 AM Yup I resaemble that remark..........
rosesandsmiles	9/23/2009 1:04:04 PM
catsmam76	9/23/2009 1:57:26 PM So where exactly is the ROAST of Miss Alabamb??????
bklynbabi	9/23/2009 6:04:37 PM Say alabama how many of your brothers are named BillyBob? Is that the way it's done??????????
catsmam76	9/23/2009 6:11:17 PM I thought is was Billy Joe Bob.......
627gf	9/23/2009 6:31:30 PM I come from Connecticut with a pot roast on my knee. Old and demencha whats the matter with me...
rosesandsmiles	9/23/2009 6:43:05 PM OMG she couldn't handle he Southern Comfort. OMG, now she has turned blond and blew up and, OMG
catsmam76	9/23/2009 6:47:05 PM
bklynbabi	9/23/2009 7:00:28 PM Where is that delicate flower anyhow, hope she aint cryin in the corner cuz three of her brothers are named BillyBob, BAM gotcha (i'm not apologizing, this is a roast ya know!)
ctprincess	9/23/2009 7:58:15 PM After BillyBob, and Bam who is the 3rd bro?
ctprincess	9/23/2009 7:59:48 PM Could it be BobbySue?
alabamabelle31	9/24/2009 5:49:05 AM Get it right you guys. If I had any brothers which I don't. The names would be bubba and bobby ray and billy jo. Don't know as much about the south as you thought. Umm Rose I think Jennys been looking for that rat.
catsmam76	9/24/2009 9:17:34 AM Are you all sure about that??????
rosesandsmiles	9/24/2009 11:42:59 AM Yea, but look who found the rat Watch out alabama
waltaz	9/24/2009 2:04:35 PM I'm glad I didn't get involved in this on. She's to young and pretty to roast.
catsmam76	9/24/2009 2:18:56 PM If I knew how to spell the many adjectives that come to mind when this gentlman graces these spaces with his swave ways.........the list would be LONG
catsmam76	9/24/2009 2:54:52 PM Well since you don't have those brothers are you planing on dating those brothers you mentioned????
rosesandsmiles	9/24/2009 3:14:57 PM We're sorry Waltaz. But let's get on with the ROAST
catsmam76	9/24/2009 4:58:40 PM What I'd like to know is since there will be the three brothers as grooms does the wedding require three dads with shotguns,and three uncles for preachers and who will be escorting the preacher's daughter??????? so many aspects to this southern nospitality wedding.......
alabamabelle31	9/24/2009 5:19:49 PM Waltz aren't you sweet. Cats what you babbling on about I don't know any guys personally that have those names. And I'm not a preachers daughter so I wouldn't know about that either.
rosesandsmiles	9/24/2009 7:07:39 PM
catsmam76	9/24/2009 7:34:49 PM I have no idea I'm just a regular old babbling brook today.........hey roses can I kiss the bride?????
alabamabelle31	9/24/2009 8:57:25 PM That ring looks an awful lot like that 8 dollar ring that my ex fiance gave me and tried to pass off as real.
catsmam76	9/25/2009 5:52:23 AM I'm not touchin that one yallllll
ctprincess	9/25/2009 8:20:10 AM Hey Alabama, maybe we had the same ex? Mine did the same thing...$48.00 piece of glass.....UGH!!!!
ctprincess	9/25/2009 8:26:47 AM This is the groom's side of the church!!!
rosesandsmiles	9/25/2009 8:41:35 AM I love it princess
rosesandsmiles	9/25/2009 8:45:25 AM Sure you can kiss the Bride cats
ctprincess	9/25/2009 9:24:19 AM Hey Cats...you can always sing...."disco, disco duck!!!"
catsmam76	9/25/2009 10:12:12 AM Period correct thewre ctp,and I'll kiss all the brides I likebetter be careful here,thought this was Miss bama's roast....
catsmam76	9/25/2009 10:33:31 AM Hey we're only 4 comments off the cookies and milk,somebody bring some of that birthday cake over here instead.........
rosesandsmiles	9/25/2009 11:00:51 AM Well you know cats, pending on how sweet miss alabama is, we had to throw some of the Roast over you way
catsmam76	9/25/2009 11:08:04 AM Well now what kind of gentleman would I be if I wasn't willing to step into the fire for our sweet southern belle???????
rosesandsmiles	9/25/2009 11:12:08 AM
catsmam76	9/25/2009 11:20:22 AM 100 time for cake..................served up by Goofy himself on a goofy guy's birthday...
rosesandsmiles	9/25/2009 11:45:05 AM
rosesandsmiles	9/25/2009 11:53:34 AM
catsmam76	9/25/2009 12:09:42 PM
alabamabelle31	9/25/2009 4:28:33 PM Yall crack me up. CT you never know. LOL Naw don't think he would have made it this far south.
bklynbabi	9/25/2009 4:32:13 PM Maybe alabama's uncle (who is also her cousin) is named Bubba
alabamabelle31	9/25/2009 4:43:07 PM BK you seem to know a lot about these these. You have a secret there that you care to share hmmm.
catsmam76	9/25/2009 4:51:30 PM SO then Bubba begat Billy Joe Bob and he's the lucky groom?????
alabamabelle31	9/25/2009 4:57:58 PM
catsmam76	9/25/2009 5:12:40 PM Ahh t6he life of a southern belle,so many decisions....
bklynbabi	9/25/2009 5:22:10 PM Well i've been residing in small town Wisconsin, need I say more.
catsmam76	9/25/2009 5:23:21 PM NOPE not one more word....Believe me I know..
ctprincess	9/25/2009 6:08:45 PM Seen any of these in WI lately?
alabamabelle31	9/25/2009 6:51:53 PM OMG.
catsmam76	9/25/2009 7:55:46 PM Yes but not in that prwetty purple......
bklynbabi	9/25/2009 11:38:31 PM Is that the imaginary pet of alabama's cousin uncle bubbu?
the_brock	9/26/2009 3:49:49 AM <~~~~ watching from corner, giggling!
catsmam76	9/26/2009 10:12:55 AM Is that first cousin,second cousin or both????
alabamabelle31	9/26/2009 5:45:56 PM I wouldn't know about that either.
catsmam76	9/26/2009 5:57:24 PM Weeellll ah guess yalllll just dont knows about no nothin er no neremind either.......
catsmam76	9/28/2009 1:57:21 PM Don't you just love this agonizing SLOW roasting our wonderful bunch of characters provides to us the GREAT ones amoung them.....
bklynbabi	10/3/2009 9:06:30 PM Hey this roast is just starting to come to a boil & a slow one @ that, boy if it happened to catsman like this, he'd be ballin like a baby kitten by now!!!
catsmam76	10/3/2009 9:13:46 PM Yup you're sooooooo funny there ms BK.....least i ain't marrin mah cousin.....and his brother...
bklynbabi	10/3/2009 9:17:13 PM cuz your cuzins already married to yur grandma
angelic_magic	10/4/2009 8:59:15 AM Ms Alabama..The Younger Years!!!
angelic_magic	10/4/2009 9:03:23 AM SLOW ROASTED
catsmam76	10/4/2009 9:45:37 AM Fried??? Gonna make sure shes REAL well done...
bklynbabi	10/5/2009 9:48:51 PM This is one of those barbeques that is sooooooo slow roasted that the meat will just fall off the bone!!! YUM!
rosesandsmiles	10/6/2009 7:01:49 AM angelic, So clever, the post of Southern Fried WomenI love it.
catsmam76	10/6/2009 7:21:10 AM I heard that those southern fried women are hazordous to men's health
bklynbabi	10/6/2009 5:03:21 PM speakin of southern women, where is Miss Scarlet??
luckycharms40	10/6/2009 5:07:29 PM I think that she went to get the cookies & milk for desert, ben awhile since I ate those ribs, I'm starving!
bklynbabi	10/6/2009 8:47:37 PM Hope scarlet is getting those cookies think we are long overdue
bklynbabi	10/6/2009 8:51:32 PM cats think ya need to put ur eyeballs back in your head< still checkin out the southern gals huh!
bklynbabi	10/10/2009 9:09:34 AM I guess Miss Scarlet is to busy to chat with us common folk since she is eating her barbeque surounded by Southern gentlemen, jeeze what a flirt!
rosesandsmiles	10/10/2009 9:20:22 AM IMG]http://i1019.photobucket.com/albums/af319/nellsphotobucket/raining-5.jpg' /> well i'm not Miss Scarlet darlin but I do serve cookies and milk lucky
rosesandsmiles	10/10/2009 9:29:50 AM everyone, so glad to see you back, now that you've got your cookies and milk, let's get down to some serious R O A S T I N G
rosesandsmiles	10/10/2009 10:16:40 AM “Well I’m a southern redneck woman. I ain’t no high class broad. I’m just a product of my raisin’. I say “Hey y’all” and “Hee haw.” I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song. So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country— Can I get a big H_ _ _ Yeah from the redneck girls like me?” And this hear is my darlin.
catsmam76	10/10/2009 10:24:46 AM Got yourself a nice young hunk there roses,plan on sharing him with the elusive Miss B??????
luckycharms40	10/10/2009 10:51:18 AM Hey ya don't have to invite me twice for barbaque with milk & cookies for desert, even nbrought some home made oatmeat cookies with raisins, yum. rosesandsmiles ya sound like a down to earth fun lovin home girl to me
bklynbabi	10/10/2009 11:00:38 AM roses you can look but ya can't touch looks like jail bait Mrs Robinson watch out for the coppers
rosesandsmiles	10/10/2009 11:01:23 AM cats he's all hers. Have you forgot we are roasting miss alabama
bklynbabi	10/10/2009 11:13:13 AM Who's Miss B? Cud that be me? OOOOOOOOOHH I just rymed like Dr Suess! Yes we are roasting Miss alabama but currently you're the only southern belle around, so you are toast, for this roast (there I did it again, hehehehe) till the lady returns, to endure her her burns wow I'm on a roll here!
catsmam76	10/10/2009 11:56:12 AM Miss B would be our sweet Miss Alabama herself not you silly Miss Bklyn.....
rosesandsmiles	10/10/2009 12:52:08 PM OK Miss BK, I get enough emails from 40s & 50 yrs old that I have to explain that I aint into baby sitting, now don't go calling me Mrs Robinson Don't make me have to get myout, just direct someone that is at leat close to my age to my email. or we may have to roast you again
catsmam76	10/11/2009 3:27:21 PM Hey I lkie that song...
alabamabelle31	10/13/2009 10:50:28 AM I see yall are still trying to roast me. lol Sorry I have not been posting but between being sick and then a good friend being diagnosed with lung cancer and also brain tumors its been a rough few weeks. I will be back soon I promise.
bklynbabi	10/15/2009 1:41:40 PM You know how much i luv ya girl & so sory that you are suffering so many trails of life, I'm here for you always