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Apple news! by rosesandsmiles at 10/7/2009 10:06:28 PM A friend sent this to my personal email today. I wanted to share it with all of you. ..A NEW REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY BREAKTHROUGH. Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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catsmam76	10/7/2009 10:10:05 PM I'll be rolling on the floor for a while.....back shortly.....I hope they don't short out when they get s
indianpolak	10/7/2009 10:20:01 PM ROFLMAO......Even Apple can't make anything in my size.....
catsmam76	10/7/2009 10:25:52 PM UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM speechless.......................
catsmam76	10/7/2009 10:31:18 PM Is anybody gonna bail me out of this before I put 4 paws and all nine lives in the fire?????
indianpolak	10/7/2009 10:35:23 PM Nope...
redneckchic52	10/7/2009 10:37:11 PM Love it,as long as I dont have to plug in headphones
catsmam76	10/7/2009 10:47:15 PM Looks like I better reach for the refresh button AGAIN.....and I ain't saying anything about headphones..
grits03	10/7/2009 11:10:13 PM Testing one, two...testing one, two....Can anybody out there hear me?
catsmam76	10/7/2009 11:23:23 PM Jusr barley, can I turn up the volume.......I know I'll go shot myself and save you girls the trouble.
grits03	10/8/2009 12:08:11 AM sure, Cats!!!!! Just pull my finger!!!!
pretty_moonpa	10/8/2009 4:28:53 AM What about upgrades???? Who does them and is it included?.....I'm not signing any 5 year contracts at my age
catsmam76	10/8/2009 5:32:29 AM This could get real interesting,and I'm already knee deep to say the least....
indianpolak	10/8/2009 5:46:40 AM Do they have a restore feature just in case of system failure?..and are they rechargeable or does the cost include free batteries???
foreveralady	10/8/2009 5:53:07 AM Oh,goodness......I HOPE THEY CAN BE TURNED OFF WHEN YOU GET SICK OF THE MUSIC.....lol.Can it have country music please??? and no rap or hard rock.......lmbo ~~~~~fal.
pretty_moonpa	10/8/2009 5:56:11 AM AND.....When you turn if off..will it start in the middle of the night if you roll on your stomach.....does it have a fail safe feature???
jennyann71	10/8/2009 6:54:47 AM Giggles,,testing : Is there anybody out there? Too too cute
seattleborn	10/8/2009 6:57:12 AM I can't believe that there are men out there that don't want to listen to your breasts. Who'd a thunk it.
rosesandsmiles	10/8/2009 7:22:32 AM Good Morning every one. I'm here, I guess I was sleeping in today. Either I'm getting older or the miles that I travel to visit with my dad are getting longer I guess I need a breast implany
rosesandsmiles	10/8/2009 7:23:46 AM that would be implant
catsmam76	10/8/2009 7:28:58 AM Hmmm....Do they come with a base boost option,or maybe some reverb???????I'm going to need all nine lives and then some before this one ends
sassy_lassy	10/8/2009 7:31:36 AM too funny... thanks for the smiles this morning
lkavour92	10/8/2009 7:42:42 AM MMMMMMMM...I could have Julio Inglesis sing me to sleep at nite, as close as my boobs...Do they take MC
cactusflower13	10/8/2009 7:46:26 AM I wonder where the volume control is.
rosesandsmiles	10/8/2009 8:01:11 AM I love bringing smiles to everyone, just my nature. cats you have such a vivid & engineering mind, Carry on
456johnny	10/8/2009 8:09:48 AM i think my neighbor lady already has them installed because everytime i look at her, i hear music.
pretty_moonpa	10/8/2009 8:43:03 AM ok my bad....butttttttttt I am envisioning someone else turning up the volumn::laughing::can we woman all say GENTLY together
waltaz	10/8/2009 9:00:35 AM Oh Good Grief...... I do not see an end to this one. endless possibilities. Like will a bra be necessary (Electronic Stimulation), Right and left speakers, Balance control, La La La La La La. Who stole my beer????????
pretty_moonpa	10/8/2009 9:11:38 AM walt......a BIG sign of aging is BOREDOM
alrose	10/8/2009 9:51:03 AM Yes and the males system is unique! I understand it's somewhat smaller and somewhere below the waist! Dual speakers with the males, It runs from 125.00 to 250.00 for the deluxe system! It has a docking station !
rosesandsmiles	10/8/2009 10:10:04 AM alrose, you're a genouis waltaz, here's your beer enjoy
rosesandsmiles	10/8/2009 10:12:23 AM Ooooo johnny I understand when you hear music (You're IN LOVE) Keep us informed
catsmam76	10/8/2009 10:34:12 AM Vivid....vivid did somebody say vivid???????.....I resemble that remark,but don't go tellin on me......
rosesandsmiles	10/8/2009 10:47:55 AM
waltaz	10/8/2009 10:55:07 AM That's the problem, No docking station. Oh My
waltaz	10/8/2009 10:57:40 AM "IT" = Docking station
redneckchic52	10/8/2009 11:12:09 AM Oh well at least I get a price breakDo they offer refunds if you dont get results,I want a money back guarantee
altje	10/8/2009 12:03:59 PM
pretty_moonpa	10/8/2009 12:09:13 PM OMG......There's been a recall!!!!!!!!!!!!
rosesandsmiles	10/8/2009 12:18:00 PM OMGWhat do we do nowwaltaz I don't suppose you would share your beer right about now......Would you???????
lkavour92	10/8/2009 12:24:04 PM That's because some little ole' gal from up Del Rio way had a unit go out on her so she got her old man to hook up the jumpers from the pick up to her N*****s with DISASTEROUS results. Film at eleven...
catsmam76	10/8/2009 12:27:42 PM The recall is a FAKE...somebody is attempting to corner the market and hoard all the iTits for themself
lkavour92	10/8/2009 12:35:22 PM iTits!!!!!! I cant even type laughing too hard....
redneckchic52	10/8/2009 12:55:33 PM just when I thought the Itty bitty titty comitty had a chanceA recall
pretty_moonpa	10/8/2009 1:14:36 PM Please dont anybody call our kids........they will haul us away......Do you think they will seperate us or put us together????
rosesandsmiles	10/8/2009 1:31:46 PM moonpa, That's hard to say, my daughter just got this comfussed grin on her face and shook her head
redneckchic52	10/8/2009 2:02:03 PM Moon I hope they put us all together cause they are gonna take our computers away tooHow ever will we play if they seperate us and our computers,I say if they try lets start a mutiny
catsmam76	10/8/2009 2:27:07 PM I've always told my kids,23,28 and 30 that there were some stories I won't tell them till they are old enough to understand....They ain't there yet......
mountain_gal	10/8/2009 2:32:44 PM be sure and get the everyready batteries. Ya know the ones that just keep on going and going.
rosesandsmiles	10/8/2009 3:04:29 PM
pretty_moonpa	10/8/2009 3:05:20 PM hey red........did you ever hear that you need a paper trail??? Well I have one on my daughter I would have to be more than silly and immature for her to get around that
catsmam76	10/8/2009 3:06:36 PM I hear they're developing a wind up model that even men can understand...So all you gota do is keep a man or two handy....
redneckchic52	10/8/2009 6:42:04 PM Just what we need MORE handymen
catsmam76	10/8/2009 7:12:51 PM Well then teach them to be HANDY MEN.....then you'll; always have a useful man handy.....as opposed to a plain old ordinary handyman
pretty_moonpa	10/8/2009 7:33:53 PM cats....you make it sound so easy to train a man. I had a pool boy that was useless. Of course I had no pool
catsmam76	10/8/2009 8:41:38 PM I suppose it's not that easy...You could start with something simple like teaching him to not fall asleep at the switch.......you know the one on the iTit.From there how to turn up the boost and reverb and well you know
redneckchic52	10/8/2009 8:45:04 PM Thats alright ladies,there are more of us,hmmmmmmmm,wonder what happened to my handyman?
rosesandsmiles	10/8/2009 9:21:03 PM I don't know if i'm so sleepy or dense but I am totally lost on the last 8 comments
catsmam76	10/9/2009 4:37:27 AM Get it right Miss redchic,it's not handyman,it's a man handy...........
pretty_moonpa	10/9/2009 5:16:07 AM does someone have to be declawed????
catsmam76	10/9/2009 5:43:33 AM WHAT???????? Declawed,I'm the nicest cat around here what's with all this talk of tying to trees and declawing about,I may have to invoke my youngest son's motto......run away realy,realy fast.
rosesandsmiles	10/9/2009 8:10:27 AM
angelic_magic	10/9/2009 12:52:07 PM I can't type I think I'm peein' my pants laughing ....GREAT BLOG Roses&Smiles I am certainly going to be sharing this one!!
catsmam76	10/9/2009 2:57:32 PM Damn,roses hoe did you get your hands on that,I thought I burned all the copies.I can't get away with nothing around here lately.
redneckchic52	10/9/2009 5:01:15 PM OK Wheres my man handyI told you it was Handy man
catsmam76	10/10/2009 10:59:00 AM It just occured to me that you girls with these new fangled iTits could form one heck of a chours line..........Running away now........
thomast444	10/11/2009 1:20:35 PM Hello folks, all they got to do is plug the left _____side in the plus side and the right _____ side into the left side and turn on the household electric, suppose to be a Quick recharge ?
catsmam76	10/11/2009 1:40:32 PM
pretty_moonpa	10/11/2009 2:01:52 PM hahaha I think I understand what hes saying...whats that white truck pulling into my driveway???
catsmam76	10/11/2009 4:08:28 PM Hmmmm quick recharge sounds good.......