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RULES FOR GOOD HOUSEKEEPING by rosesandsmiles at 11/16/2009 8:08:00 AM 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. 2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy. 3. Never make fried chicken in the nude. 4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner. 5. You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again 6. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger. 7. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. 10. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.

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catsmam76	11/16/2009 8:21:47 AM
jennyann71	11/16/2009 8:26:07 AM Maybe it is time we hire a housekeeper, ya think?
456johnny	11/16/2009 8:40:18 AM this is very funny although i know none of you live like by these rules
rosesandsmiles	11/16/2009 8:40:20 AM "Never make fried chicken in the nude" ????? I suppose there is a reason for this one, let's see....................do you suppose it might be because maybe there's enough sagging going on that more than just the chicken would be in the frying pan?
rosesandsmiles	11/16/2009 8:44:49 AM Jhonny, I received this in my email, posted the pictures and
456johnny	11/16/2009 8:54:36 AM what did you recieve in your email! am i missing something...you arent still hammering are you?
hugswanted	11/16/2009 9:00:58 AM Love it - made my day!
lkavour92	11/16/2009 9:25:58 AM I had to go and tell my housemate the thingy about the refrig door.! she's a clean freak and I make lists.....
flirty_me_1	11/16/2009 9:44:16 AM Love it.. I decorated for Halloween. Cobwebs on the chandelier...Turned on the light ....Instant decorations. Leave it off the rest of the year..Use dimmer switches, works wonders on what you can't see.
waltaz	11/16/2009 9:52:37 AM My home is lived in.
lkavour92	11/16/2009 9:53:35 AM My gran told me many years ago when I was a young bride, "Always make sure your sugar bowl and creamer are sparkling so that company will think you are a good houskeeper?!" That would only work if I blindfolded them through the maze of toys and dust of those days to the Kitchen Table....
flirty_me_1	11/16/2009 10:00:09 AM My Mother always told me.....Good Housekeeping starts with a clean floor.....AND sometimes it ends there..
rosesandsmiles	11/16/2009 10:10:26 AM I love all the great comments I don't know how the weather is where you live, but it is raining and cold here, a little humor helps
rosesandsmiles	11/16/2009 10:14:54 AM Johnny here's the answer to your question: I'd hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, all over this land, I'd hammer out danger, hammer out a warning, I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters, all over this land
flirty_me_1	11/16/2009 10:25:06 AM You are only 200 miles from me... Sunny and 66 degrees...little windy...few more minutes and you can't see the clean up I did yesterday on the falling leaves..
flirty_me_1	11/16/2009 10:26:57 AM I wrote "If I had a Lover" from the hammer song for alwishes...a while back..see if I kept it..I posted it..
sharsea	11/16/2009 10:29:00 AM My mother-in-law gave me a plaque that said: My home is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy! Always treasured it and stopped killing myself cleaning...
jennyann71	11/16/2009 10:54:19 AM I have been told if the house is clean"""""""" then the lady has a good sex life and if the yard is nice then the man is very Happy.
flirty_me_1	11/16/2009 10:59:22 AM Jenny, is that backwards? I always cleaned when I was not happy.
rosesandsmiles	11/16/2009 11:12:37 AM fliry if you find it, please, post it, what I posted was all that I could remember.
rosesandsmiles	11/16/2009 11:15:46 AM Oh, and flirty, the rain seems to be comming from the south, not sure which way the air flow goes from here. You're east of me.
flirty_me_1	11/16/2009 11:31:31 AM
flirty_me_1	11/16/2009 11:32:03 AM Sing to the tune of "If I had a Hammer" If I had a Lover, I'd Lover' in the morning. I'd Lover' in the evening, All over this MAN. I'd Lover' out danger. I'd Lover' out a warning. I'd Lover out love between my wife and my girlfriends, All over this land. If I had a song, I'd sing it in the morning, I'd sing it in the evening. All over this land... I'd sing out danger, I'd sing out a warning. I'd sing out to all my brothers, All over this land. Well I've got a Lover, And I've got a warning. And I've got a tale to tell, All over this land, It's the wisdom of knowledge, It's the warning of learning, It's the tale about my wife and my girlfirends, All over this land. To stay out of danger.... Out of trouble...I leave this land to my brothers, But ake this warning.. Never ever ever mix a wife and girlfirend.... In the same land. By: Flirtyme for alwishes a DH exclusive publication
rosesandsmiles	11/16/2009 11:41:24 AM Thanks Flirty
flirty_me_1	11/16/2009 11:53:33 AM Take, near the last line is missing a t.. sorry, it was missing when it was posted.. no one told me..
flirty_me_1	11/16/2009 12:01:11 PM Weather report....rain moving in tonight..sure that is why the wind is up and it is cooler than the temp. So colder and wet tomorrow.
rosesandsmiles	11/16/2009 12:42:45 PM So it is moving east, It doesn't look like it's leaving here though. Personally I like it.
456johnny	11/16/2009 2:38:47 PM today, here in western pa it is sunny and 58 degrees. wonderful...love your song flirty...a catchy tune
jennyann71	11/16/2009 3:29:51 PM rose" we may get some snow and you know what I get you are soon to receive and I think it is time we all find a cute island all have some fun in the sunny play grounds.
yorkiedad1	11/16/2009 3:42:24 PM Lets all go on a cruise. We can double up on the rooms, save money, have fun, sun, rum and run wild for a week.
rosesandsmiles	11/16/2009 4:28:52 PM Hey you two you're on you own. I love snow
foreveralady	11/16/2009 4:34:08 PM iF A HOME AND YARD was clean......you were happy....bull crap----I SHOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THE EARTH....I have a type A personality.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
catsmam76	11/16/2009 5:33:19 PM I'd just like to have the house and yard...
foreveralady	11/16/2009 7:14:44 PM I would rather have a wonderful man in my life than a home and yard...I could do w/o all of this work....and enjoy myself.........OOO--YESSSS
pretty_moonpa	11/17/2009 3:04:44 AM Sooooooooo.......does this mean I have to stop making chicken????
rosesandsmiles	11/17/2009 3:24:11 AM Just keep on frying Moonpa, their ain't never enough room in that pan for nothing but chicken.. I'm so glad you're back with your beautiful sence of humor.
waltaz	11/17/2009 8:43:33 AM I don't like chicken
catsmam76	11/17/2009 12:44:50 PM Ok,the house,the yard AND the lady there too.Might as well set a proper goal.I can cook and clean with the best of them yet....Well might need some lessons on the cooking but that's a great thing to do together...
miss6042	11/18/2009 7:14:31 AM Maxine has my VOTE..Love the way she cleans..I enjoy fried chicken..Will remember to be extra careful next time I fix it.