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Fondling In Bed by rosesandsmiles at 11/18/2009 8:08:08 AM After 20 years of marriage, a couple was, lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways that he hadn't, In quite sometime. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then begin moving down past the small part of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over, and started to watch TV. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she ask him in a loving voice, "baby that was wonderful," Why did you stop?" He said, "I found the remote."

Comments
okiemt	11/18/2009 8:13:35 AM That was SO MEAN..but funny.
catsmam76	11/18/2009 8:15:24 AM OUCH.............
jennyann71	11/18/2009 8:23:10 AM How funny but sad.
lkavour92	11/18/2009 8:24:17 AM Yet another reason not to have a TV in the bedroom...
maggy63	11/18/2009 8:27:36 AM thats just too funny..but not to the wife forsure...
maggy63	11/18/2009 8:32:10 AM YOU KNOW HE WAS JUST WAITING FOR HER TO SAY..LEAVE ME ALONE...
maggy63	11/18/2009 8:34:30 AM but she fooled him... i feel some guys do that just so they don't have to preform..i think i'm right... takes too much energy..
thomast444	11/18/2009 8:59:55 AM Her Luck, the remote didn't have any batteries and he had to start trying to find those batteries, fiddle - fuddle again.
catsmam76	11/18/2009 9:03:42 AM Maggy you are just to funny.....Perform hell I'd just like to rehearseand no she can't bring in the understudy
altje	11/18/2009 9:13:45 AM Thinking of someone I know, I can relate to this!
redneckchic52	11/18/2009 9:30:11 AM Can ya guess where that remote would go next? LMAO
thomast444	11/18/2009 9:33:56 AM I bet she thru that "DAMM " Remote in the Trash Can?
maggy63	11/18/2009 9:41:16 AM slip him a little blue pill....hahaha can you imagine?fun for her, i would hope...
456johnny	11/18/2009 9:44:32 AM at first while reading this i thought i was on a porno site...then i think i was a little dissapointed with the punch line so i didnt laugh...in fact i was kinda sad....
maggy63	11/18/2009 10:03:17 AM never porn...sorry just the plain butt naked truth...
morles	11/18/2009 10:10:55 AM After he found the remote I would of thought she would least got out bed and went got him a Beer...
rosesandsmiles	11/18/2009 10:18:03 AM Maggie, you are so right on. I like the way you think.Thomas Oooooooooo you naughty, naughty boyRed, OuchAltje, I can relate to your statmentIka, I don't have a TV in my bedroom, but my computer is, watch movies on hulu.com, requires no remote. Okie and jennyann, as I see it that's a Constitution for punishment, "(don't tease)" Cats Indian seems to be smiling all the time. Johnny, do you really think I would write porno? Have you not ever searched for the remote, knowing that it wasn't their?Unfair question I know. Just trying to dig up some humor for you. (Friends?)
rosesandsmiles	11/18/2009 10:21:13 AM Morles! shame on you. But I do like your sence of humor.
rosesandsmiles	11/18/2009 10:22:11 AM Maggie
maggy63	11/18/2009 10:30:00 AM thanks rose...your a sweetie...
yorkiedad1	11/18/2009 10:33:51 AM He had better get rid of that remote or she will be buying batteries for something else. lol
rosesandsmiles	11/18/2009 10:40:24 AM Yorkie you rock
yorkiedad1	11/18/2009 10:42:49 AM I recharge my batteries all the time, energizer bunny here,,,,, I wish lol.
catsmam76	11/18/2009 10:44:30 AM Now why am I not surprised that little blue pills(Maggy how is it you know so much about them) and BOB would show up on here????
bigmamano7	11/18/2009 10:59:22 AM Love this blog, love it. Vicki
yorkiedad1	11/18/2009 11:01:49 AM There's a lot of positive things to be said about fondling for hours, or did you say fondueing. I can't remember which is which, but I think both are good. I just can't remember lol.
yorkiedad1	11/18/2009 11:03:42 AM I like foreplay also but darn all my buddies are better golfers then I am.
maggy63	11/18/2009 11:31:29 AM i wish i could say i know first hand...but my friends tell me ...male and female......they also say if on other medications it won't work..oh well..
rosesandsmiles	11/18/2009 11:55:33 AM Yorkie, theirs not much difference in fondling and fondueing. Fondling is a sensual physical act. Fondueing can become sensual it's just simply dipping and bending of the elbow, and a well you can figure out the rest
lkavour92	11/18/2009 12:00:53 PM Morles, Maybe on her way to get the gentleman a beer, she stopped by to get sometning else in that bed with batteries....!
rosesandsmiles	11/18/2009 12:11:19 PM Ika
thomast444	11/18/2009 12:32:40 PM Thats the Cats meow when the batteries went dead, then he threw her the flipper as she was dipping and bending into the Fondue, then the elbow bended, as the small blue pills batteries popped open the fondue pot.
rosesandsmiles	11/18/2009 1:14:13 PM We need a cleaning service
456johnny	11/18/2009 1:35:09 PM roseandsmiles,, yes ive reached and searched for that remote but ive never found it... im still searchig
lkavour92	11/18/2009 1:37:38 PM Johnny, ask one of those little "Merry Maids" tohelp you!
rosesandsmiles	11/18/2009 2:16:04 PM Johnny I give up
foreveralady	11/18/2009 3:28:25 PM The way I HEARD THIS STORY WAS...she said,"You would have stopped if it a bar..."
d30max online now!	11/18/2009 4:02:50 PM lol--gee im like a battery ever ready lol
crazy_gurl47	11/18/2009 4:45:51 PM hat was really funny way to go
rosesandsmiles	11/18/2009 5:05:31 PM gurl47, good to see you. Don't be a stranger mow.
sweetsugar57	11/18/2009 5:20:39 PM Roses, Im back from Cape May and am laughing at your joke. It would be funny, if it werent so true I just bet a man approved that one. Talk about getting none............... lol Cassie
fenestra	11/20/2009 12:08:54 AM Bad joke, not worth posting. Why are we always putting down one sex or the other?
rosesandsmiles	11/20/2009 11:09:29 AM fenestra, No one has put down either sex in this blog. It's all in good clean fun. I'm sorry if you got offended, but why did you read all the comments, if you were offended?
artisticgirl	11/20/2009 11:17:26 AM I thought it was funny , rose, I don't want to tell you what I would do with that remote, on this site, leave it up to your imagination..hahah
rosesandsmiles	11/20/2009 12:14:51 PM Thanks Artistic, you're a jewel
skipper_doodle	11/21/2009 4:10:15 PM OH JESUS LMAO
redneckchic52	11/21/2009 4:33:08 PM YOU GO ROSES LMAOYa gotta have a sense of humor