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Sinus and Hearing Problem
by rosesandsmiles at 12/4/2009 8:24:20 PM


A woman goes into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, you have to help me...I've got this problem: You see I can't stop farting. I fart all the time, only they are silent and don't stink. As a matter of fact, I've farted 20 times just now while talking to you.'

The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady, 'here, take these and come back in a week'.

So she leaves and a week later comes back to the doctors office. 'Doctor, doctor you must help me! Now things are worse. I'm still farting all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something awful. You must do something! What were those pills you gave me?'

The doctor replied, 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem.'


Comments

catsmam76
12/4/2009 8:28:37 PM

It took me a bit to get this one I must have a reading/comprehension problem......can I get some pretty pills????

jennyann71
12/4/2009 8:31:35 PM

miss6042



12/4/2009 10:39:16 PM


rosesandsmiles
12/5/2009 6:55:26 AM

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

indianpolak
12/5/2009 6:57:47 AM

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redneckchic52
12/5/2009 6:59:39 AM

Sounds like some of the doctors I've seen

skipper_doodle
12/5/2009 7:08:53 AM

OMG!

jennyann71
12/5/2009 7:49:35 AM

hey rose: how is that poor soul doing this morning? giggles
thomast444



12/5/2009 8:42:31 AM

I heard she was still "FARTING",is that right rose

jennyann71
12/5/2009 8:51:19 AM

hey thomas """"remind you of our dr's around this part of the country? giggles

rosesandsmiles
12/5/2009 11:26:07 AM

Could be Thomast, but maybe she can hear it as well as smell todayIf not I sure I hope I don't get to close Pueeeeeeeee

lkavour92
12/5/2009 12:37:07 PM

My hearing must be going too. I have been blaming it on the cats!

jennyann71
12/5/2009 12:38:51 PM

golly gal old age sucks, Help?

christineone
12/5/2009 3:52:38 PM

roseandsmiles, it could be worse.........just get some air freshener,you know the kind that keeps on spraying..........

christineone
12/5/2009 3:53:44 PM

oops, i mean poops......

rosesandsmiles
12/5/2009 4:12:29 PM


christineone
12/5/2009 5:24:39 PM

yeah girl, they will work...........