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People I Hate: Volume 1,000 PART TWO
by dougiem at 12/13/2009 2:42:29 AM


(Continued from People I Hate: Volume 1,000 PART ONE)

One thing I really can't stand, and the first sign a person might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, is when somebody types "ur" instead of "your" or "you're." I mean, really, is it that f**king time consuming to add on an extra two or three letters? People tell me, "But Doug, it's quicker to just type ur." No it's not, you f**king sheep-raping shitbags. To type "ur" means you actually had to take the time to deprogram yourself from typing the correct way and reprogram yourself to type the wrong way. If I were typing a sentence and had to type "your," but opted to write "ur" instead, I'd actually have to stop and think about it. It'd take longer to type "ur" than it would to type it correctly in the first place. I don't understand why a person would ever train themselves to write incorrectly. I can literally type the word "your" in one second, maybe even less. I can't possibly see how, even if you trained yourself to type like a monkey, typing "ur" would be faster than just typing it the right f**king way. Training yourself to do something the wrong way just because it's "faster" is never a recipe for success in life. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Perhaps my single biggest pet peeve is when people capitalize the first letter of every word in a sentence because they're too stupid to understand when a word requires capitalization. Apparently they slept through first grade or something. Here's an example of what I mean:

Hi, My Name Is Idiot And How I Passed First Grade Is A Miracle.

Ever see people who wear shoes that Velcro up instead of having actual laces like normal shoes? Yeah. Whenever I see somebody who capitalizes the first letter of every word in a sentence, Velcro shoes come to mind. Whenever I find people who do this I can't help but ask them why they do it, and they all reply, "It's just a habit," and laugh it off. Um, no, it's not a habit. Nice try, you f**king gremlin. The correct answer would be, "Well, Doug, it's because I'm clearly stupid and didn't pay attention in school."

You ever try capitalizing the first letter of every word in a sentence? If you're actually somewhat smart and know how to write, you'll find that capitalizing the first letter of every single word takes f**king forever. You have to stop and make a point to hit your Shift key or your Caps Lock key. It's definitely not something one would do out of habit. It's something one would do if they either failed English class or suffered some form of blunt force trauma to the head, rendering a portion of their brain useless.

Another thing I can't stand are these swollen rejects who type like "ganstas," yet they've never seen a real ghetto in their life and live in nice communities that are completely void of any gang-related activity. You're not "gangsta," people; you're just f**king stupid. Just because you listen to hip-hop music doesn't make you a "G," get it? If you ever saw a real ghetto you'd probably be laughed at and then beaten and stabbed, then pissed on, and then thrown in a dumpster and left to die.

"Oh, man, I totally love 50 Cent. I can relate to his music, man. I feel him, yo!" No you don't, f**khead. You live with mommy and daddy and drive their Prius and send text messages to your homies from the cell phone your parents foot the bill for. Shut the f**k up and get back to work at McDonalds. If you ever saw a real ghetto you'd probably be scared shitless and cry. Typing like a "gangsta" doesn't make you a "gangsta." That's all there is to it.

On that note, I just ran out of steam and therefore am done venting. An abrupt ending, I know, but it's not like you paid anything to read this and I never claimed it'd be climactic. Oh, and if you get offended by anything I wrote, don't waste your time complaining because I won't give two sun-dried shits. In fact, if you do get offended, it's probably because you're either a frequent user of "ur," you capitalize the first letter of every word in a sentence, or you type like a "gangsta" from the sanctity of mom and dad's house. If any of those things are true, you're probably not somebody I'd want on my f**king friends list anyway so you can go outside and play a nice little game of hide and go f**k yourself.



Comments
jboo80



12/15/2009 5:35:57 AM

So Much Hate Dougie... sorry I did that on purpose...... have a great day tho.

redneckchic52
12/19/2009 4:29:29 AM

WOW, Did Mommy and Daddy piss in your cornflakes and take your toys away?You sure don't look like you live in the ghetto with your pretty little cowboy hatguess we weren't supposed to notice since you're so smart if your gonna talk the talk ,try walkin the walk

rosesandsmiles
12/19/2009 6:07:09 AM

First of all, you're on the wrong blog! Second, I would be embarrassed to be seen on your friends list. Third, you don't know who, here on the 60s blog has lived in the ghetto or for that matter been a gangsta at one point and time. Not saying that anyone here has. Now Mr. English Professor, you need to go back and reread your blog, and correct your own mistakes. I personally would give you an F-. Especially since you like the F word so well. Next I would give you an attitude adjustment. When you grow up and mature, come back and visit us here on the 60s blog. Until then go talk your talk and try walking the walk

redneckchic52
12/19/2009 7:13:06 AM

You Are So Full Of Hate,Do You Even Like Yourself?Bet You Don't,You Have To Be An Awful Lonely Person,Come Visit My Neighborhood,We Can Teach Ya Some Manners,Hope You Enjoy The Capital Letters

keepmelaffn
12/19/2009 2:20:32 PM

Do you put food in that dirty mouth of yours? I agree with Ms. Roses...you're completely out of line. You should be ashamed of yourself for your written words. Take a chill pill man and come back to visit when you grown the heck up!

pretty_moonpa
12/19/2009 2:41:30 PM

So young and so judgemental of others.,....if someting bothers you that much then just dont deal with certain people. There are so many things wrong with the world to put so much energy into peoples lack of proper spelling or English on the internet.I shudder to think how you will react if you have true trauma in your life. PEACE AND BLESSINGS........
cuteface09



12/19/2009 7:11:08 PM

I feel like you are prejudice! it is a free country and if people want to type like f**ktards let them! dont try to live the life of others. get one of your own.

ghosteagle53
12/21/2009 11:14:57 PM

No young man,I think that you are very typical of the young people that I see all the time.Rude,crude,deluded into thinking that you are smarter than everyone else,and have missed the proper training in life.Your language and attitude are completely inappropriate in this or any other venue and I ask that you please do everyone a favor and spare us your opinions.

aliathdow
1/5/2010 2:24:27 PM

It's okay Doug. They just don't know you like I do. Nice way to let off steam today! How's Maggie?!