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in light of the new year... a "funny" blog =) (caution: dirty mouth)
by pennylayne25 at 12/17/2009 12:59:14 AM
So... since its 2010 now I figured I should start putting some of the 90's behind me... lol.. its just so HARD!!
so I think Im gonna do a running blog on my favorite things about the coolest decade that I have lived through... (as if I had a choice =)
hopefully some of you guys can feel me on some of these things!!
top 7 favorite SNL characters of the 90's
7.Chris Kattan
~I thought night at the roxbury was HOlarious.. i don't care what anyone says
6.Will Ferrell
~he is hit or miss with his movies but he was the funniest character on saturday night live for like a solid year at one point so thats gotta count for something
5.David Spade
~Joe Dirt ... thats all I gotta say about that.
4.Chris Farley
~RIP dawg... number four strictly out of respect
3.Dana Carvey
~dana as Ross Perot is the only political skit that I ever really got into until George DUB gave us so much material here recently.
2.Adam Sandler
~he is prob my favorite comedic actor all together.. plus, he is pretty much the perfect man... FUNNY, successful, loyal to his homies, and JEWISH... okay that last one isn't so important..
1.Mike Meyers
~the REAL master of disguise if you ask me...he created some of my favorite characters ever.. Wayne, Dr. Evil, Fat Bastard, and I still get a tear in my eye every time I see him put on a wig and some lipstick and play an old Streisand loving Jewish lady.....
My Favorite Saved By The Bell charaters..
7.Tori... I mean... Tori who? when did SHE get here? and where did Jesse's fine a** go?
6.Lisa... she mostly got on my nerves. and I hate that she always had to play the glue of the show. she never really got her own story.. she was always the lubricant or the advocator for all the other stingy b*tches stories.. haha
5.Zach.. oh yeah... he got on my nerves too. I never liked those kinds of guys. I will always pick the person that makes me laugh, or the one that stands outfrom the crowd and he did neither.
4.Screech... he is the one that I probably would have picked to be friends with seriously.
3.Jesse... she was WAY hot but then she got hooked on over the counter caffiene pills and I lost all my respect for her ;-P... I.E. the *Im sooo excited!!!! im..... so..... SCARED* scene...
2.Ms.Kelly Kapowski... she was the hottest.. the alpha female.. the one that all the girls wanted to look like and all the guys wanted to look at... the Betty.. the Marilyn... adolescent perfection..
1.Slater...though I sound like such a lesbian up there I'm totally not... haha.. I just appreciate things for what they are but Slater was the BEST. the coolest by far.. the most laid back.. the most athletic.. (the pothead of the group obviously...he was always eating) and those dimples rocked my world
Top 5 most missed clothing items of the 90's...
5.Toe Rings... feet are disgusting but toe rings made em purdier! where'd they go?
4.Windpants... man... you already know... you love em too
3.Back Pack Purses... those things were just wicked conveniant...
2.JNCO's.... I had a few pairs but I mostly just liked the type of people that wore JNCO's... haha.. that was totally my crowd.
1.Scrunchies... don't you wish it was still cool to whip your hair up into that awesome a** side ponytail with your rainbow colored scrunchie? I know I f**king do.
and last for THIS installment...
The Top 10 words I miss saying from the 90's
10. dip- to leave. EX. "hey dude, you ready to dip?"
9. duh- your stupid for not knowing that. EX."you didn't know that canada was a country? DUH!"
8. blazed- my ex boyfriend the pot dealer used to describe how he felt after his favorite activity by using this word... *WINK WINK*
7. hella- really. EX. "this pizza is hella good."
6. mad- the best. EX. "he's got mad skills on the skateboard." haha.
5.Oh Snap- oh shit. EX. "Oh SNAP!"
4. shady- unpredictable in a negative way. EX. "dont trust that chick... she has always seemed pretty shady."
3. triflin- untrustworthy, no good. EX. "that b*tch is triflin" hahahahahaha.. i mostly just like saying that word.
2. DOPE- awesome, cool. EX. "Yo that jacket is dope"
1. your mom- random insult not having anything to do with your actual mother usually. EX "I dont like your shoes." reply: "oh yeah? well your MOM sure liked em."
(besides... if ever you don't have a witty reply.. this will usually fit right in there)
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