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Space Sex by rosesandsmiles at 1/6/2010 2:17:09 PM Nasa finaly got a space ship to Mars. Due to the length of the voyage Nasa decided it was best to send a married couple on the mission so they would "have somthing to do" on the trip. When they reached Mars They found it inhabited by a race of people that looked a lot like us. After a few monthes they met a nice Martian couple and they decided to swap for the night...for scientific reserch of course..hehehe. Alone in their room,the Martian man and the Earth woman started to enjoy each other. As clothing was removed the earth woman gasped when she saw the Martian penis! It was about the size of a pencil eraser! The Martian man asked if it was to big? The earth woman laughed and said no offense but it will never do me any good! That tiny thing is too short! The Martian said hold on a second.....and he started pulling on his ear. When he did this his penis grew longer! the more he pulled the more it grew! when it was about a foot long the earth woman said,thats fine but it's still to skinny! The martian started hitting himself in the forhead and his penis grew thicker! Wow! Thats cool said the Earth woman...........so the next morning the earth couple are comparing notes about Martian sex. The man asked his wife "how was it?" She replied it was great! the best sex she ever had in her entire life! She then asked her husband" how was sex with a Martian woman? The huspand said "It was O.K." Just O.K.? asked the wife. Yes said the husband....she likes rough sex.......all night long she kept pulling my ears and hitting me in the head!

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catsmam76	1/6/2010 2:23:22 PM That's not very nice Roses....Funny but sheesh give us poor guys a break...
rosesandsmiles	1/6/2010 2:35:32 PM Cats I read this and I thought it was so funny. A foot long
jennyann71	1/6/2010 2:37:55 PM
lkavour92	1/6/2010 2:47:09 PM I will never be able to get in bed with a man again without having to resist the urge......UNLESS
flirty_me_1	1/6/2010 2:50:37 PM Now we know how it's done.
catsmam76	1/6/2010 3:06:51 PM
45gsusie	1/6/2010 3:11:09 PM
morles	1/6/2010 3:12:24 PM What makes you think there has not already been ........"Sex in Space".....??????
rosesandsmiles	1/6/2010 3:25:32 PM
flirty_me_1	1/6/2010 3:32:27 PM Me thinks he did not read it roses......
mzladybluz	1/6/2010 3:40:45 PM That's funny I don't care who you are.....
rosesandsmiles	1/6/2010 3:43:24 PM Me thinks he didn't read either flirty.
pretty_moonpa	1/6/2010 3:45:29 PM Thanks roses.....It's good men have short hair so I dont have to go around picking up their hair to get at their ears.......
flirty_me_1	1/6/2010 3:45:29 PM If I get arrested for assault..well you know I tried it.
sweetsugar57	1/6/2010 3:48:27 PM Omgosh, I should have known to watch out for the quiet one, Roses. Roflmao same here....ikavour.........
rosesandsmiles	1/6/2010 4:01:54 PM NOTICE, cats is the only brave man to to come up to space and play, Oh no there's another Morles, but he didn't know where he was.
catsmam76	1/6/2010 4:05:24 PM That's cause I gots me nine lives......Well for the moment anyway
flirty_me_1	1/6/2010 4:17:50 PM Do we need to look for men with big ears? Is that the key?
rosesandsmiles	1/6/2010 4:39:43 PM FlirtyI don't think the size of the ears matters,It's the size you get after pulling on the ears
rosesandsmiles	1/6/2010 4:42:55 PM Or is that the length,You have to bonk him on the forehead for size
flirty_me_1	1/6/2010 4:44:51 PM OK..A flat head and long ears will tell us if they have been used in that manner. Maybe a flat nose in the event someone missed.
pretty_moonpa	1/6/2010 4:51:48 PM flirty you bump/pump the nose to get it up....AFTER its long and fat,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
pretty_moonpa	1/6/2010 4:57:33 PM scratch that last post....I FORGOT this is space sex....everything goes UP in space........
flirty_me_1	1/6/2010 4:57:51 PM No..you hit him in the forehead..I read directions carefully.
pretty_moonpa	1/6/2010 4:59:28 PM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....the forehead hitting makes it thicker....not necessarily "hard"///////////////////////
pretty_moonpa	1/6/2010 5:00:21 PM I WANT THE VIDEO................
flirty_me_1	1/6/2010 5:02:58 PM OH..I forgot they were supposwed to get hard.
tjaneb	1/6/2010 5:24:03 PM Too funny.The comments after the joke were even better. You little
rocknrolljen	1/6/2010 5:31:05 PM That is so funny thanks for the laugh
cajun2x4	1/6/2010 5:32:28 PM humm..that explains my big ears and flat forehead...lol
catsmam76	1/6/2010 5:41:43 PM Sorry girls I can't take anymore...I mean realy I don't need to get all beat up over the sex thingy,or was up the ears oh hell now i'm confused
pretty_moonpa	1/6/2010 6:08:41 PM OK NOW....Everyone.....DONT FORGET YOUR MEDS .......The floor nurse will come and check
rosesandsmiles	1/6/2010 6:12:38 PM Cajun we might need to check out your nose alsoCatsI think I'd better stay down here on Earth, I might get everything, confused,Might be fun though. WooHoo
rosesandsmiles	1/6/2010 6:16:27 PM Oh and we gona be on Meds to? OMG, now I'm really confused
keepmelaffn	1/6/2010 6:17:10 PM What danger lurks behind that sweet sweet friend of ours?! My bingo group is going to love this one! TY big time! (Flirty...that's the most important part!)
catsmam76	1/6/2010 6:35:59 PM Hey Roses maybe I could learn to dance in space....course then I'd have to come back down here and then instead of poor lady Indian's feet I'd end up falling flat on my face and catching her on the way down.....Honest me and this dancing are best left seperated.....
redneckchic52	1/6/2010 6:55:35 PM Wonder if we could smuggle e few illegal aliens,
catsmam76	1/6/2010 6:57:55 PM Far as I know there are no laws governing the entry of aliens from space to planet so you just bring them aliens on in for the party there Red....But yall won't be needin to yank on my ears and beat me on the head to get what you need.
rosesandsmiles	1/6/2010 6:59:44 PM Cats just turn on the music, close your eyes and feel it in your soul, and start moving your body to the rhythm. Second thought maybe there's a body part that you can pull or push
catsmam76	1/6/2010 7:24:23 PM I am a hopeless cause on dancing and have known for a long time.I'll always "dance with the gal that brung me" figuritivly speaking but real live actual dancing is a challange I may never master.
skipper_doodle	1/6/2010 8:11:54 PM
catsmam76	1/6/2010 8:14:55 PM Whats the matter Skip your tounge busy with somthiAww nevermind
catsmam76	1/6/2010 8:21:09 PM Space sex...sex space....sex in space ...spce to haveI better quit now
waltaz	1/6/2010 8:38:14 PM I know I'm expected to say something wittie but I'm speechless. I think I'll just drink some more beer and reread this tomorrow. Good Night all
redneckchic52	1/6/2010 9:03:26 PM Cats looks like you're the only one with balls tonight
redneckchic52	1/6/2010 9:58:53 PM I meant a ball of string
romanticmania	1/7/2010 12:18:59 AM Good one!
librajason	1/7/2010 2:05:37 AM
jennyann71	1/7/2010 5:06:39 AM I think there is more action at the space station than here on earth. Maybe I can sign up for lessons.
rosesandsmiles	1/7/2010 7:36:11 AM Jennyann the application is user friendly, wait I think you can get to it here on DH
pretty_moonpa	1/7/2010 8:19:10 AM I just got back from the grocery store,.,,,,,dang there was a good looking older gentleman there....so I approched him and asked what planet he was from....thinking lease say mars ....please say mars" he looked into my eyes and said...."obviously not the same one your from" WHAT??? ok on second look....small ears and hardly any forehead.....next time I take a second glance before I open my mouth.....
cactusflower13	1/7/2010 9:17:57 AM Funny, funny, but size ain't everything. What gives that Martian organ the "backbone" to be any good, I ask you.
sal8shs	1/7/2010 10:15:16 AM FUNNY! The joke was funny. Almost all the comments were funny. Good blog.
catsmam76	1/7/2010 4:10:31 PM Almost.....I resemble that remark
miss6042	1/7/2010 4:17:09 PM OMG rose this is hilarious...My son is sitting here and he informed me he was watching Bones on TV..Meaning I needed to not laugh so loud or much... Best joke I have read in a while...
pretty_moonpa	1/7/2010 4:38:02 PM MY NEW BOYFRIEND JUST MESSAGED ME.........WE WILL STAY CONNECTED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
rosesandsmiles	1/7/2010 5:23:21 PM OMG, Moonpa found her martian, Oh my, we may never see her againsomebody
jennyann71	1/7/2010 5:50:38 PM I just finished the course and won some honors and one was my beautiful strong little green man {Instructor}and I am sure he will take me on the space ship.
pretty_moonpa	1/7/2010 6:01:21 PM dang he disappeared..hes been on Earth too long...how typically Earthling like
45gsusie	1/7/2010 6:10:19 PM I don't think any of you have taken your meds....
jennyann71	1/7/2010 6:21:54 PM susie """""we are waiting for the dr to arrive from Mars. I am sure he will be here any moment.
jennyann71	1/7/2010 6:23:41 PM He had to go to the moon and back for water BUT at a pitt stop on out skirts of mars
45gsusie	1/7/2010 6:26:23 PM Do you all drink together or alone.....
jennyann71	1/7/2010 6:32:24 PM Well I will walk to my death to get my """""Fountain of Youth Pill and that is what my dr on the space ship is giving to all of us,
jackijo61	1/12/2010 5:47:57 PM I have to remember to go to the bathroom before reading some of the posts lol Have a great night all!