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"LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER"...
by rosesandsmiles at 3/11/2010 10:59:09 AM


Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy again, remarried ... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret
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" Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel.


Comments

ctprincess
3/11/2010 11:05:30 AM

WOW!!!! Very funny though...

jennyann71
3/11/2010 11:07:40 AM

I agree with ct

pretty_moonpa
3/11/2010 11:19:21 AM


bigmamano7
3/11/2010 11:25:13 AM

Vicki
walksthenight



3/11/2010 11:32:02 AM

Thats a hoot!

rosesandsmiles
3/11/2010 12:47:00 PM

My cousin sent this to me in my email and I just couldn't resist. I thought Oh Lordy! 25 children!
cuteface09



3/11/2010 1:06:58 PM

lmfao!!!! HHAHAA

foreveralady
3/11/2010 3:10:08 PM

lolololol

vera_is_back
3/11/2010 4:03:04 PM

Sure didn't see that ending comming but after 25 kids it was very fitting.

maggy63
3/11/2010 5:37:30 PM

redinnevada



3/11/2010 6:18:06 PM

hehehehehe... that's funny! (but it's sad she never heard about birth control!)
snugglyangel56



3/11/2010 7:53:01 PM

Funny funny but better her than me!!! birth control is right Rednnevada
unwelcomeman



3/11/2010 7:54:23 PM

If she was cremated how would this joke work out???

rosesandsmiles
3/11/2010 8:14:25 PM

Tom just laugh with everyone else
unwelcomeman



3/11/2010 8:40:16 PM


jackijo61
3/11/2010 9:16:38 PM

OMG!!! I needed the laugh!! Thank you Have a great night!!

ctprincess
3/12/2010 3:05:44 AM

Tom, you're such a kidster!!!

rosesandsmiles
3/12/2010 6:50:19 AM

You got it, that's what I am talking about TomHi Phyliss What do you think? You gona keep him kidster and all?
j86ba3redeaux



3/13/2010 12:41:50 PM

TY

gem4gent
3/13/2010 2:21:27 PM

25 kids there is no keeping those legs together