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Interesting First Date "LINE" by rosesandsmiles at 3/17/2010 11:12:05 AM Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it." Eyes wide now with interest, he responded, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"

Comments
redneckchic52	3/17/2010 11:26:46 AM
jennyann71	3/17/2010 11:59:29 AM as usual "great style and savvy from a very charming gal.
skipper_doodle	3/17/2010 12:17:53 PM OH SHIT! Sounds like my ex wifes lawyer!
walksthenight	3/17/2010 12:32:56 PM That's cute and so true!! Thanks for sharing
redinnevada	3/17/2010 12:57:15 PM now I wanta be a lawyer so I can use that line!
catsmam76	3/17/2010 1:09:13 PM Sounds just about right.
catsmam76	3/17/2010 1:11:02 PM Now Miss Rednevada I,being the gentleman that I am,simply can NOT respond to that statement.I plead the "fifth"...and might need one shortly.
waltaz	3/17/2010 2:01:46 PM Oh Good Grief
maggy63	3/17/2010 2:15:06 PM that was too cute!
rosesandsmiles	3/17/2010 2:37:59 PM Interesting comments, all so different and great.
foreveralady	3/17/2010 2:43:38 PM I think I HAD THAT LAWYER ONCE....and yes.. my ex accused me of sleeping with him....I told my lawyer what he said and he said.....Did you tell him how great i AM???? pARANOID HUSBAND...they are the worst.....lmbo----Fal
ctprincess	3/17/2010 2:43:44 PM Funny!!!!
sweetsoe	3/17/2010 2:54:12 PM Good grief 71. You need some new lines! Darling
remodel	3/17/2010 3:55:27 PM I've found that the line "Will you slap me if I kiss you?" to work pretty good.Haven't got slapped yet.I like the feisty one's.They're so cute !
harrybyvick	3/17/2010 3:57:26 PM I've been told I can be a little more " clear" in what I want-lol!
redneckchic52	3/17/2010 4:25:40 PM You need new lines Darling is not the way to get a date with jenny, Darlin
redneckchic52	3/17/2010 4:46:14 PM remodel ask the wrong woman
pretty_moonpa	3/17/2010 4:59:03 PM hahah red ....sweet is a woman ...I dont think she wants to date jenny
rosesandsmiles	3/17/2010 5:07:09 PM
rosesandsmiles	3/17/2010 5:09:41 PM We certainly hope not. Jennyann be straight.
jackijo61	3/17/2010 5:37:33 PM luv it !
bones01	3/19/2010 3:35:42 AM Sadly enough, many Lawyers actually think this way!