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A note to fat chicks:
by dougiem at 4/28/2010 8:49:26 AM
You know, whenever I have a self-deprecating moment and decide to lower my IQ by venturing into the forums here, I constantly find myself reading posts from plus-sized chicks who are complaining that men should like them for their personalities and not their looks.
Yeah, right.
I'm going to let you in on something that most women just don't seem to understand. You see, us men are very visual creatures by nature. Women are too, but not nearly to the degree that men are. Why do you think most porn is catered to men? Granted most of us are hornier than a 50-year-old virgin in a two-dollar wh*re house, but still. Us men like our porn, just like we love tits and love watching a girl suck wang. We're very visual creatures by design. We like to look. We like to watch. Ergo, it's only natural that we're going to choose a fit girl over some gelatinous fatbody. I mean, seriously, you take a flat-chested girl and stand her next to a girl with giant knockers. Guess which girl the guy's going to eyeballing? Yeah, exactly.
The whole "he should like me for me" notion sounds great in theory, it truly does, but, unfortunately, that's just not the way the world works. In nature, most animals are attracted to the most beautiful and most symmetrical. A great example of that would be certain species of birds who've developed stunningly beautiful coloring as a means of attracting the opposite sex and finding a mate. Birds with the brightest, most striking colorings are the birds with the highest reproductive success rates. They're considered to be the most attractive. Get it? It's not a hard concept to understand, yet most of the flaming shitboxes on this site don't seem to understand it.
As stated earlier, women are visual as well, but not nearly as much as us men are. That'd be why you don't see tons of male nudie mags on the market and why a lot of girls keep their eyes closed when gettin' it on. Women tend to overlook things a bit more than us men do. Women are more forgiving.
In summation, if you're a swollen fatbucket you should probably quit with the whole "he should like me for me" routine and eat a fruit cup. Do some sit-ups and run a few laps. After all, humans are animals and in nature the most attractive have the definite advantage. It's the way the animal kingdom works, and if you don't believe that you should probably go stick a shotgun barrel in your mouth because you're f**king delusional. Most men would take a supermodel with a suck personality over a 300-pound heffer with the best personality in the world.
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