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Male version of your profile poem. by mangiabutana at 5/21/2010 7:00:57 AM Now I lay me down to rest, I pray for a lady who's sex is the best. One who's hot and loves to lick, my scrotum my a** and my d*ck. Who's not afraid to admit when she is wrong, and loves to suck on my dong. When she promises to give me head, she is not fast asleep in my bed. I pray that she loves it in her keester, and wears a skirt and heels at church on Easter. Pulls out my shaft after she opens my fly, and lets me shoot my cum in her eye. Oh send me a lady who will make love to my pal, who will come to the station and pay my bail. One who'll f**k me till my shaft is sore and always be my f**king wh*re. She brings me some lasagna when she goes to the kitchen, overlooking all the dirty dishes without her b*tching. I pray that this woman will love me till I die, and always serve me homemade pie, And never compare me to all her ex's and realize that my Cowboys play in Texas. Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait, for a beautiful piece of a** served up on my plate!