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Punctuation marks...
by dougiem at 5/30/2010 3:47:33 AM
Here's a quick note to all of you illiterate scab heads. For the love of our imaginary God, please stop using more than one exclamation point at a time. Nothing shows stupidity more than some useless f**kbucket who types stuff like, "Yeah!!!!!!!!!!" News flash, you f**king divot-faced simpletons: it only takes one exclamation point to drive your message home. All the exclamation points in the world won't make something more of an exclamation. If you want to emphasize your stupid shit even more just type the word or sentence in all capital letters, followed by a single exclamation point. Here's an example:
"YEAH!"
Or:
"AMERICA'S EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM SUCKS BALLS!"
There's no need to type ten f**king exclamation points at the end of a sentence or word, you stupid mongrels. Whenever I see somebody write something like, "That party was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!" I automatically know they're f**king stupid as dirt and somebody I'd like to throw a rock at.
The same logic applies to questions marks. Using more than one is a pointless waste of your chromosome-missing time. It takes one question mark and one question mark only to indicate that a sentence is a question. Adding additional question marks doesn't make something any more of a question, does it? It's like trying to kill somebody who's already dead. Once you're dead, you can't be more dead, can you? Jesus, get it right.
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