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Today Is a GREAT Day To Be Alive
by sherri_ at 6/21/2010 5:42:23 AM
Yesterday I was made aware that I completely creeped out Smokin' Hot Adult Daughter with my bags of human hair scattered in and around (well, it's not scattered inside the house, just in an out of the way cabinet that took her by surprise when she opened the door and it swung out). No mean feat to creep out someone such as her, she's an ENTJ--The Field Marshall, "I'm really sorry you have to die."
I'm still preening. For icing, I got to stink out teenaged Man Child both outside with my tobacco tea then inside with one of my brewing potions. Again, no mean feat to stink out a teenaged boy.
I'm still glowing. This morning, I went for the Tri-Fecta: I completely grossed out Smokin' Hot Adult Son #1 (he's 26). I'm driving him to the nearest bus stop--about six miles away--and we pass this Old Fart (aka, *my* age) on his bicycle. I comment on his nice butt and legs.
"Oh, no you didn't!! You didn't just go there!!! That is so gross. You're my mother, that is just WRONG!!!"
(flicks imaginary dust off my shoulder)
I still have it. Three up, three down...Smokin' Hot Adult Son #2 to go.
This is gonna be a GREAT summer
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