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Revenge of a woman by chek1678 at 7/24/2010 5:49:12 AM NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN! A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ... "Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"

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roadmedic	7/24/2010 5:54:07 AM Love it!!!
sweetsugar57	7/24/2010 6:17:05 AM OMG, CHEK!!!! Now that's what I call a Good Country Woman...hahahahhaha
mowboss54	7/24/2010 7:03:44 AM Lorena Bobbitt with an accomplice.
catsmam76	7/24/2010 7:23:05 AM OUCH.......
snugglyangel56	7/24/2010 8:35:22 AM hehehehe got ya hehehehe
ohjoy28	7/24/2010 8:58:08 AM You have to love it girls, justice feels good.
jennyann71	7/24/2010 10:35:25 AM Love it""""
dancer70	7/24/2010 10:45:21 AM
pretty_moonpa	7/24/2010 10:58:06 AM I have a barn about 200 ft from me....can I ever pass it again without smiling LOL
hogluver55	7/24/2010 11:08:12 AM Guys,did you see the gleam in these girls eyes. Now that is scarry. Take away their matches Man you made my day!Thanks!
utahgal1	7/24/2010 12:43:49 PM Heh, heh.
dogfoodman	7/24/2010 1:01:12 PM Ok I'll be good..
noelle45	7/24/2010 1:07:25 PM Now that's revenge. Love it. I needed a laugh today. Thanks!!
cali1234	7/24/2010 1:25:51 PM Chek you telling stories on yourself???
remodel	7/24/2010 2:14:16 PM
sweetsugar57	7/24/2010 3:01:46 PM Well, dogfoodman, Youde better be good, hahaha. Just teasing ya, man.
newlady2	7/24/2010 4:13:01 PM hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm,,Just wondereing what dogfoodman would be good for after reading that- his response goes two ways..
rosesandsmiles	7/24/2010 5:52:29 PM Oh nothat sounds like to much pain to me. Now what did I do with that rusty saw
bklynbabi	7/24/2010 6:23:50 PM Hey i know someone on DH like that, but she was just upset cause the poor smuck would'nt set a wedding date after knowing eachother a whopping 6 weeks....YIKES...HE HAS SINCE HAD A LABODOMY & seems quite content
lizylu	7/24/2010 10:07:03 PM Chek, You aren't speaking from experience I hope. All cheaters BEWARE ! Clean your saws! Liz
waltaz	7/26/2010 1:19:03 PM hide the saw
proverbwoman	7/26/2010 1:30:38 PM Yikes!
rednekchik	7/26/2010 3:22:48 PM Ya gotta love the way she thinks
hotthick1	7/26/2010 3:59:13 PM hey too bad i dont have a vice grip OR a barn... but i have some spots in my basement i can install a vice grip!
dogfoodman	7/26/2010 6:37:03 PM No you don't red..!!! sweets and newlady..