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Bob and Chuck
by sweetsugar57 at 8/30/2010 3:18:37 PM
Bob and Chuck, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bob didn't show up. Chuck didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. Chuck couldn't remember where Bob lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month goes by and Chuck figured he had seen the last of Bob.
But one day, Chuck approached the park and there sat Bob! Chuck was very excited and happy to see him and told him so...
Then he asked, 'For crying out loud Bob, what in the hell happened to you!?'
Bob replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail?' cried Chuck. 'What in the world for?'
'Well, you know Mary, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'
'Yeah, What about her?'
'Well, she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court I pled 'guilty.'
 'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.' 
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