When I pulled the stopper to see what was inside, out popped a Genie, who said he would grant me one wish...
I told him I wanted a bridge to Hawaii so I could drive there with my RV.
He told me that was beyond his capabilities and suggested I make another wish. I then told him I wanted the ability to understand women - their moods, their emotions, everything...
The Genie then asked me, "Do you want two or four lanes on that bridge?"