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I figured out how smirnof got its name.
by jokingjude at 10/29/2010 9:44:59 PM

Well,it happened some time ago .Shortly after I lost my leg. I suffered the worse cabin fever ever.So I decided it was time to get my drink on.Sure,this was against doctors orders.But any who.I drank ...

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What you being for halloween?
by jokingjude at 10/28/2010 2:44:36 PM

Me Im gonna be a Yeti.Gonna take my club and whack the cuties at the party and while they are out Im gonna steal a smooch.Thats the only way an ugly Yeti can get one.LOL.Gonna eat thier candy too.

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how do i delete myself from this site?
by jokingjude at 10/26/2010 6:34:23 AM

imfo please.

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If a man was to invent a bra.........
by jokingjude at 9/14/2010 7:50:08 PM

If a man was to invent a bra.How would he make it? Well now......Lets see Elmer,Fetch me up some duct tape,two el brackets and a hunk of wood. Yep that otta do er....

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Dating
by jokingjude at 9/13/2010 6:32:42 PM

1.Boy chats with girl. 2.Boy gets girls phone number. 3.Boy and girl talk on phone. 4.Boy asks girl for date. 5.Girl excepts. 6...

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An aborted baby.
by jokingjude at 9/10/2010 6:47:11 AM

They should of known what your decision would be, hurray for you the hell with me.Did you love me or even try? Cause it seems to me you just said goodbye.Before I even took my first breath,it was you ...

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Naming BooBs
by jokingjude at 8/24/2010 8:01:56 AM

Ladies if you could (if you havent by now)name your boobs .What would you name them ?Myself I used to call my boys Lyle and Eric.After the Mendeze brothers .Theyre natural born killers.Now I have name...

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