6/1/2008 2:23:51 AM |
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russ01
Dallas, TX
age: 42
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excuse me ms i lost my phone number can i have yours......
it musta hurt when you fell from heaven beautifull.
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6/1/2008 2:37:01 AM |
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elizabeth_fl
Tampa, FL
age: 36
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excuse me ms i lost my phone number can i have yours......
it musta hurt when you fell from heaven beautifull.
Those are terrible.
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6/1/2008 2:40:31 AM |
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mally89
Sonoma, CA
age: 18
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it's not a pickup line, but it is funny and kinda a good icebreaker:
"When I get nervous I get thirsty and my feet begin to sweat. So if I put my foot in my mouth, you'll understand."
Pickup line:
So they haven't come after you yet, huh? ... Because it's criminal how pretty you look tonight. ::wink and cheesy grin:: hehehehehe

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6/1/2008 2:42:49 AM |
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rockytopgirl
Winnsboro, LA
age: 48
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they need to re-arrange the alphabet so "u" and "I" could be together! "I'd like to get into your pants!" "Why? did you s--- in yours?" is it true when dolly parton left tenn. she brought the mountains with her
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6/1/2008 3:56:46 AM |
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federal327
Alexandria, VA
age: 62
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The pickup line that works best for me is "Hello" followed by "My name is _____." This usually gets the ball rolling.
But you gotta make it as you go sometimes. I hit the jackpot once by asking a women if she had ever been picked up in a post office (we were in a post office).
I could go on all day, but have to go to work now.
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6/1/2008 4:49:28 AM |
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lexingtonbob65
Spartanburg, SC
age: 43
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When i was in the Dept. I had a woman ask me once. Can i play with your big gun and it don't shoot blanks dose it.
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6/1/2008 4:57:31 AM |
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justmemaree
Queensland
Australia
age: 45
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your clothes look great!! they would look better in a pile on my bedroom floor!!! and I hate to see you leave!! but I love to watch you go......"referring to my arse" .thought it was one of the better ones.......lol
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6/1/2008 3:54:30 PM |
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stormy1forever
Lewiston, ID
age: 43
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You know what I love cheezy pick-up lines and I spent 7 years with a guy who approached me with "One of these nights your gonna be mine." Probably should have just kept it the night and saved myself 7 years but hey...just proves ya never know!
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6/1/2008 4:03:42 PM |
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freddy59
Salem, VA
age: 48
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Worst......If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.
Best.....I got a brand new twenty with your name on it
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6/1/2008 5:17:28 PM |
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crystal_2love
St John, VI
age: 50
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"What sign were you born under?"
Labor and delivery ya stupid F--K! hahaa
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6/1/2008 5:24:17 PM |
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federal327
Alexandria, VA
age: 62
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Hi, how are the kids?...(response)...oh, sorry I have you mixed up with someone else - anyway (keep the conversation going).
You be the judge if it bad or good.
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6/1/2008 7:14:03 PM |
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mindyb
Bloomington, IL
age: 43
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true...a texan came up to me in the bar and said...
"why sugar your the cutest thing this side of the Peco's , why dont you and me go poke us some doggies"
me and my girls were dying  IS HE FOR REAL
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6/1/2008 7:20:01 PM |
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rosebelieves
Phenix City, AL
age: 47
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Love those pickup lines, Federal! 
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6/1/2008 7:21:25 PM |
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mclintock1963
Duncan, OK
age: 34
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pardon me but could i borrow some of that cooter for while
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6/1/2008 7:25:34 PM |
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kittyj77
College Station, TX
age: 29 online now!
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Good one, Federal..
How are the kids?
[Edited 6/1/2008 7:28:19 PM]
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