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6/11/2008 12:40:11 PM Couch Potatoe  

evileddy
Ottawa, ON
age: 35


Quote from susie1961:
I can't answer because I'm still trying to get over the shock of a man cooking AND doing dishes!! LOL



I wear nothing but an apron while I cook and do dishes.

6/11/2008 12:41:28 PM Couch Potatoe  

hlspeaches
Battle Creek, MI
age: 34


You just tell them you're busy doing other things at the moment so they're shi# out of luck unless they get it themselves.

6/11/2008 12:54:07 PM Couch Potatoe  

motivation5980
Mansfield, MA
age: 59


sorry love Im doing something else and the maid is off today. So I suggest if you want a drink you'll need to help yourself or go without.. Luv Ya

6/11/2008 12:56:41 PM Couch Potatoe  

susie1961
Tulsa, OK
age: 47


What time is dinner Eddy?

6/11/2008 12:58:55 PM Couch Potatoe  

nicegy41
Oak Harbor, WA
age: 41


Hey DID you date my X, sounds like her LMAO

6/11/2008 1:05:32 PM Couch Potatoe  

nowurtalking
Amarillo, TX
age: 42


Quote from gr8stwoman:
Quote from susie1961:
I can't answer because I'm still trying to get over the shock of a man cooking AND doing dishes!! LOL


LMAO, Susie! There ARE some good ones out there!


Good one

6/11/2008 1:12:58 PM Couch Potatoe  

deano1234
Pierson, IA
age: 44


Quote from ll53:
deano,

I see you pulled a Dan Quayle on the spelling of potato.....

Maybe you're doing the same with the ladies.

There are givers and takers, sounds like a taker to me.

Look for a giver like yourself.


Thanks professor. I'll go back school when I get old and can't get a hardon anymore

6/11/2008 1:45:01 PM Couch Potatoe  

lillibet
New South Wales
Australia
age: 50


Serving and being a servant is two different things...Dont be a door mat or people will wipe their feet all over you thats if they manage to get off the couch first..Just do what I do in those circumstances get all hot and bothered chuck a shitty and walk out....

6/11/2008 1:45:45 PM Couch Potatoe  

evileddy
Ottawa, ON
age: 35


Quote from susie1961:
What time is dinner Eddy?


I fear by the time you get here.. the flowers would be wilted and the food cold.


Like my penis and heart.

6/11/2008 1:49:43 PM Couch Potatoe  

daddyduck
Splendora, TX
age: 54


Simple, I seerved her somthing different for a change, Divorce papers, and it worked, of coarse she took the couch with her but what the hell

6/11/2008 1:52:55 PM Couch Potatoe  

57rickie
Sioux Falls, SD
age: 57


Quote from daddyduck:
Simple, I seerved her somthing different for a change, Divorce papers, and it worked, of coarse she took the couch with her but what the hell
I hear Slumberland has a big sale going on DaddyDuck that was funny

6/11/2008 1:53:09 PM Couch Potatoe  

silkpanties53
Baytown, TX
age: 53 online now!


Quote from ferrari348:
Just make sure you don't do all the above simultaneously....walk by, rip a smelly one, light a match and hit'em with the taser...might go BOOM



got to be the best advice in a long time LMFAO

6/11/2008 2:14:49 PM Couch Potatoe  

uprooted
Fairport, NY
age: 43 online now!


if i didn't cook and clean how would the coroner discern my starved carcass
from the mess around the couch?
deano, tell it to'em straight help out or help yourself out the door.
may hurt to do that but at least the couch will be clean and you will have room in your life
for an equally giving person like yourself.

6/11/2008 8:14:43 PM Couch Potatoe  

theresa0916
Sidney, OH
age: 31


I would love to just have a man make me dinner. I would make everyones drinks. I think she was just being rude to you.

6/11/2008 9:46:17 PM Couch Potatoe  

ladyeden
Waynesville, MO
age: 48 online now!


Hell, just had an "ordeal". Think I'm in luv. Cookin and cleanin?
Nurishment and well rested? Time to tear the headboard off the wall! woohooo!

If I'm dreamin, nobody pinch me - I don't wanna wake up!

Seriously, if a well isn't replentished, even the deepest well will eventually run dry.

Just go out for a gallon of rocky road and never return.


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