6/11/2008 3:04:25 PM |
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metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46
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Yea, yea, yea...Everyone calls it HUMP DAY...but sometimes don't you just have one of those days when all your plans fall to crap? Or a date you have planned out perfectly morphs into the Date from Hell? How do YOU deal with Life's unexpexted premature ejaculations?
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6/11/2008 3:10:55 PM |
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grace_ful_heart
College Station, TX
age: 39
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Dishonorable Discharge
now that was funny (i have to clean the dr pepper off my screen now)
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6/11/2008 3:13:36 PM |
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silkpanties53
Baytown, TX
age: 53
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drink it 
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6/11/2008 3:18:34 PM |
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redneckhippy
Pottsboro, TX
age: 40
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but sometimes don't you just have one of those days when all your plans fall to crap?
As my coworkers are well aware,
I speak only two words before noon.
Guess which two...

Or a date you have planned out perfectly morphs into the Date from Hell?
Ever see the movie Cherry 2000?
When a date turns out badly, I have
been known to send them for a Pepsi.
Nooooooo.... Honest! I'll wait!
*crosses fingers* 
How do YOU deal with Life's unexpexted premature ejaculations?
*shrug*
Only thing to do,
is push it back in,
and keep hammering away.
[edited for spelling... with a joyously sinister grin,
knowing just how much Metu loves edits]

[Edited 6/11/2008 3:21:28 PM]
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6/11/2008 3:19:53 PM |
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grace_ful_heart
College Station, TX
age: 39
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i rather have the sugar.. the diet sodas have aspartame in them... ewwwwww!
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6/11/2008 3:20:57 PM |
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grace_ful_heart
College Station, TX
age: 39
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but sometimes don't you just have one of those days when all your plans fall to crap?
As my coworkers are well aware,
I speak only two words before noon.
Guess which two...
Or a date you have planned out perfectly morphs into the Date from Hell?
Ever see the movie Cherry 2000?
When a date turns out badly, I have
been known to send them for a Pepsi.
Nooooooo.... Honest! I'll wait!
*crosses fingers*
How do YOU deal with Life's unexpexted premature ejaculations?
*shrug*
Only thing to do,
is push it back in,
and keep hammering awy.
NICE!
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6/11/2008 3:23:40 PM |
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motivation5980
Mansfield, MA
age: 59
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No matter what the soda has in it, its still sticky
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6/11/2008 3:29:10 PM |
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grace_ful_heart
College Station, TX
age: 39
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No matter what the soda has in it, its still sticky 
yes, you're exactly right..
i've noticed that most things that phew or pffft are sticky..
we're back to that dishonorable discharge thing..
[Edited 6/11/2008 3:29:32 PM]
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6/11/2008 3:30:47 PM |
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uprooted
Fairport, NY
age: 43
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what's wrong with sticky??? it goes well with sweet.
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6/11/2008 3:32:16 PM |
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bucktail
Poynette, WI
age: 46
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sticky??
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6/11/2008 3:36:37 PM |
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grace_ful_heart
College Station, TX
age: 39
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wait til metu comes back and sees her thread turned sticky...
oh well.. what can you expect with a thread name such as this one.lol
no one said there was anything wrong with sticky.
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6/11/2008 3:44:30 PM |
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venice427
Los Angeles, CA
age: 40
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Yea, yea, yea...Everyone calls it HUMP DAY...but sometimes don't you just have one of those days when all your plans fall to crap? Or a date you have planned out perfectly morphs into the Date from Hell? How do YOU deal with Life's unexpexted premature ejaculations?
say... "oh well, f*ck it" and get drunk.....
i just try to keep things simple,..
when things are going good... i try not to get to high
when things are going bad ... i try not to get to low
if that don't work..., a beer and a walk on the beach, does miracles

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6/11/2008 3:52:37 PM |
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metu
Mansfield, TX
age: 46
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Cool! Look at this! I don't even have to babysit this thread & already it's filled with bodily fluids! Niiiiiiiiiiiiice!
I've got a couple of friends having a bad day out there...Cyber-Tequilla! On the House!
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6/11/2008 4:00:34 PM |
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mikesfunfarm
North Kingstown, RI
age: 55
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Two months ago, Uncle Sam asked if I would do sump in, sump in for them....and like a dumb ass I said sure...................Well, woke up in Afghanistan then off to Iraq, mortar blows up and tons of metal in my arm. They like to put "shitty" stuff on the nails they stick in the mortar, still have issues with the arm and have to get it scraped and cleaned out. I have been preparing myself for the ...."Pain".... that was to happen today. The hospital calls and cancels: cursing: now I have to wait and anticipate that…”Pain” …on Thursday
But I found a way to deal with this Wednesday Premature Ejaculation…..I just put two of my finger in a vise and clamped it down…………..AAAaaaaaoooooooowwwwwwww
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6/11/2008 4:07:36 PM |
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ladyeden
Waynesville, MO
age: 48
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Ouch, hopefully they'll give you plenty of the "good" stuff and if it does hurt - you won't care. Good luck on that arm.
PE? Squirt on, squirt off! The squirter!
Reallllly sucky days? If it's hot and "sticky"? Three yager bombs and throw myself in the river (it's only a few feet deep). Think "Nestea Plunge"!
[Edited 6/11/2008 4:13:16 PM]
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