eric5150
Ben Wheeler, TX
age: 23
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there was a couple that walked into a jewelry store, an old man and a beautiful drop dead gorgeous young woman. the man says to the store manager "I need something special" the manager goes to the back and returns with a $5000 ring. "this is an exquisite specimen almost flawless" the man looked at it and looked at the girl who's eyes where big. "no I don't think You understand. i want something SPECIAL" "ah i see sir"
the Manager said. so the manager returns to the back and goes to get something out of the private stock. returning with a blue diamond that was flawless on a platinum band. "THIS is the premier diamond sir, at a mere $44,000 it is more than worth twice that!" the old man looked at the young woman and saw her glowing. he said "I will take it. However I must Use a check and being Friday It wont clear Until Monday. so I will give you the check and I will come pick the ring up on Monday." the man takes the check and says thank you. on Monday a very aggravated store manager calls the Old man and says "sir the money is not in Your account." the man says "yes I knew there wasn't any money in that account. But can you IMAGINE the weekend I had?
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rain_or_shine
Columbia, SC
age: 44
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eric, thats so mean, bend over to receive your spanking....but really funny, I think I try that this next weekend.....LOL
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littlelilly2
Sturgeon Bay, WI
age: 46
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ROFLMAO!!! Good One!!!
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chilow
Malakoff, TX
age: 34
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i would engoy meating you iama nurse private i would make you very happy i love just call me at 1 903 286 9299  
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castertroy
Howell, NJ
age: 38
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Ok...This is you right WALT???
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nonickname49
Belchertown, MA
age: 57
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nice story thanks for the laugh
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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That was to funny Eric. Loved it.
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sugar_pop
Lawrenceburg, IN
age: 36
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! NICE!
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chicopoet
Chico, CA
age: 44
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To wring, of course. Unless you're reffering to a bell.
A ring is something that is worn on a finger.
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