8/14/2007 4:27:16 PM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
age: 53
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Ladies, please share the best pick-up lines ever used on you (or a real good one you've heard) and whether it worked on you or your friend.
Men, please share your best pick-up line and tell if it always works, sometimes works, or always results in you getting your face slapped or dripping wet from the drink she threw in your face.
I'll start things off with this one:
You go up to an attractive women, slowly look her up and down and state "Yeah, you look like your standards are low enough, so I'd like to introduce myself." Results will vary with her sense of humor and state of inebriation.
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8/14/2007 4:28:51 PM |
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soultrynights
San Clemente, CA
age: 38
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escuse me miss , is that a mirror in your jeans.... cuz i can sure see my self in them
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8/14/2007 4:29:41 PM |
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rain_or_shine
Columbia, SC
age: 44
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Dude you'd be on your ass before you could blink.....LOL
[Edited 8/14/2007 4:30:12 PM]
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8/14/2007 4:29:55 PM |
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soultrynights
San Clemente, CA
age: 38
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heaven must be sad cuz they just lost an angel....(i got a millon more)
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8/14/2007 4:30:27 PM |
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niffie
Nashua, NH
age: 23
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I've lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you? ----hahaha not going to work might get a sap in the face though
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8/14/2007 4:30:31 PM |
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sdsh922
West Columbia, SC
age: 32
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southern charm works for me.......confidence does wonders as well
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8/14/2007 4:30:33 PM |
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soultrynights
San Clemente, CA
age: 38
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lol shine
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8/14/2007 4:32:16 PM |
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rain_or_shine
Columbia, SC
age: 44
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you thinl thats good , go back and read what I said , well what beach said one time I was in a bar with my Sisters...The look on his face was priceless.....Im so bad.....LOL
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8/14/2007 4:32:32 PM |
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niffie
Nashua, NH
age: 23
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I never have to say a word I just walk by
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8/14/2007 4:33:06 PM |
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metu
Dahlonega, GA
age: 46
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Wanna f*ck? Just kidding you pervs! LOL
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8/14/2007 4:33:30 PM |
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sdsh922
West Columbia, SC
age: 32
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now that is what I am talkin bout.....confidence
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8/14/2007 4:33:32 PM |
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niffie
Nashua, NH
age: 23
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exuse me ma'm could you please tell your boobs to sto staring at my eyes?
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8/14/2007 4:34:36 PM |
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katebug
Brooklet, GA
age: 32
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sdsh922 nice to see you made it to the forum.
Soultry stop touching my ass you perv!
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8/14/2007 4:34:40 PM |
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pleaseufirst69
Mesa, AZ
age: 29
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do you like pizza wanna f*ck
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8/14/2007 4:34:51 PM |
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waltagain
Duncan, OK
age: 33
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swear to gawd this works fellas its kinda clever, u have to have a friend there to , .
u walk up to a girl and say hey u see my friend over there and point to your buddy, and when she says yeah, say he wants to know if u think im cute?
hahahahahah always works............man i got to stop tellin yall this stuff for free
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