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7/15/2008 9:27:49 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


I found this story and thought this is hilarious. We should play this in DH Land.
Enjoy! Jan

There is an old joke that no fortune out of a fortune cookie is complete without the words "in bed" being added to them at the end...

So I was with about 20 people and brought this up and one by one it went all the way around the table and it got to me...I was the last...I looked at the fortune and went "Oh hell no!" but, being good natured, I swallowed my pride and read...

"You have the ability to make people laugh...IN BED"....

So as you go out to the restaraunts and get your fortunes, if adding in bed does add something to it...post it here...

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7/15/2008 9:29:59 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


This is the fortune I got on Friday when I took Mom to lunch at China Buffet.

Time is the wisest counselor....in bed.

another one read:

You are an exciting person....in bed.



[Edited 7/15/2008 9:31:16 PM ]

7/15/2008 9:31:21 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


You are going on a long trip...in bed

7/15/2008 9:34:51 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
texlonghorn
Fort Worth, TX
age: 37


what you have been waiting for is coming -in bed







hey bama joy



[Edited 7/15/2008 9:35:53 PM ]

7/15/2008 9:35:44 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


You shall meet a tall dark stranger... in bed

7/15/2008 9:40:45 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

ojosnegros013
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,242)
Cromwell, CT
age: 47


a thrilling time is in your immediate future...in bed

7/15/2008 9:45:41 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


You must try new things ... in bed

7/15/2008 10:17:56 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


You are a well liked person... in bed.

7/15/2008 10:19:53 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


put your best forward .. in bed

7/15/2008 10:20:39 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


You have a perky personality and love to please others...in bed.

7/15/2008 10:31:09 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


you are generous to others ... in bed

7/15/2008 10:32:59 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


You will have a great surprise... in bed.

7/16/2008 6:35:40 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
filmcriti
Over 1,000 Posts (1,549)
Springfield, MA
age: 50


I go once a week and ask for extra fortune cookies and I don't get the sauces
they know me as C-10 cause thats what i order every time......i have 9 right now but i'll post a couple each time maybe......
1) "You will recieve a surprising gift very soon" in bed......
2)"Find a peaceful place where you can make plans for the future" in bed....
3) " You are a Fillia, kind, and trustworthy" in bed.... what is a fillia? or did they mis-spell something Joy?"

7/16/2008 6:45:00 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
filmcriti
Over 1,000 Posts (1,549)
Springfield, MA
age: 50


A cousin of mine got one yrs ago from a fancy resturant
"A lady that flys upside down usually flys with crack up!" in bed.....
Gods honest truth we could not stop laughing it was 80's


7/16/2008 9:07:21 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


Those are hilarious, keep them coming!

Fillia: an artist, also a name in Chinese

You are a happy person and make those around you happy...in bed.

7/16/2008 9:08:36 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


You will come into money soon.... in bed.

Here are some I saved for my son's scrapbook:

You are soon going to change your present line to work... in bed.

Don't be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon... in bed.

Good beginning is half done... in bed! (this is my favorite!!!)



[Edited 7/16/2008 9:13:17 AM ]

7/16/2008 9:50:16 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
filmcriti
Over 1,000 Posts (1,549)
Springfield, MA
age: 50


I thought they mis-spelled something not knowing what a fillia was....
1)"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows" in bed.....
whatever that means????
2)"If you promise someone something keep it" in bed.....
3)"Make serious decisions in the last days of the month" in bed......
I think the winner is still the one with cousin lol
"Lady that flys upside down usually flys with Crack up ...."""




[Edited 7/16/2008 9:51:39 AM ]

7/16/2008 12:49:44 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


others find your charm irresistable...in bed.

7/16/2008 1:10:27 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
im14love2breal
Metairie, LA
age: 43


If fortune turns against you,even jello cracks your tooth!

7/16/2008 1:17:49 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


You are a bundle of energy, always on the go... in bed.

7/16/2008 11:48:47 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


"Enthusiastic leadership gets you a promotion when you least expect it...in bed!
(came from Chiu Fiu in Mayfield, KY)







[Edited 7/16/2008 11:52:19 PM ]

7/17/2008 3:22:03 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
filmcriti
Over 1,000 Posts (1,549)
Springfield, MA
age: 50


Explain the shadow one Joy?
up above
1) "You will move to a wonderful new home with in the yr" in bed....
2) Past experiances: "He who never makes mistakes never did anything thats worthy"
i dont think these even fit category lol.....

7/17/2008 8:04:39 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


Film: When you face the sun, the shadow is behind you. You don't see it.

Your success will astonish everyone...in bed.
(comes from www.wontonfood.com)

7/17/2008 5:58:43 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
mountainman7
Over 2,000 Posts (2,149)
Chattanooga, TN
age: 43


Mine said something like "You will have two life changing experiences this upcoming year" in bed. I didn't know about the bed part, but my fortune cookie came true. I got divorced, and then went to grad school.

7/18/2008 5:23:22 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
filmcriti
Over 1,000 Posts (1,549)
Springfield, MA
age: 50


"You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature" in bed.....

7/18/2008 10:55:26 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


Another Chiu Fiu cookie,
"Depend on the predictability and steadiness of life to support you...in bed!"

7/18/2008 6:01:08 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
doll121
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,063)
Middleport, OH
age: 53


you will be meeting someone special........in bed.

7/19/2008 2:43:11 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


"You have a natural grace and great consideration for others...in bed."

7/19/2008 7:28:50 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
doll121
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,063)
Middleport, OH
age: 53


you will meet your DH sweety...........in bed.

7/19/2008 8:58:05 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


Someone is speaking well of you...in bed.

7/19/2008 10:39:03 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
cupcake2375643
Gary, TX
age: 24


meet that someone special in bed

7/20/2008 12:01:08 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

chill67
Murfreesboro, TN
age: 44


Take no risks with your reputation in bed.

7/20/2008 7:42:36 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


"Your Present Plans Are Going To Succeed...in bed."

Chill!

7/20/2008 2:21:34 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
filmcriti
Over 1,000 Posts (1,549)
Springfield, MA
age: 50


I went and got a few more so have 4 left for week lol....
"Great news will be brought to you by mail" in bed....
Hopefully hit the lottery or something lol not likely.....
"You will recieve a surprising gift very soon " in bed....Rerun.....

7/20/2008 2:25:30 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
doll121
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,063)
Middleport, OH
age: 53


would you like to go to NY in bed.

7/20/2008 2:52:04 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


As the wallet grows, so do the needs...in bed.

7/20/2008 7:57:29 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


A fool and his money will soon be parted ... in bed

7/20/2008 8:00:23 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


Your destiny lies before you, choose wisely...in bed.

Too funny, DV!!! I love it!!!

7/20/2008 8:01:24 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


time flys .. in bed

7/20/2008 8:10:44 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


You are bright so give out that light...in bed.

7/20/2008 8:11:51 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


you have a gift that needs sharing ... in bed

7/20/2008 8:13:02 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


One can not walk with dignity, if he hurrys...in bed.

7/20/2008 8:13:55 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


hast makes waste ... in bed

7/20/2008 8:16:56 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

reenie4
Over 2,000 Posts (3,335)
Milwaukee, WI
age: 53


Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger .. in bed

7/20/2008 8:18:27 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


you will make a new friend ... in bed

7/20/2008 8:19:11 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


Confucius Says: Man who drive like hell, bound to get there...in bed.

We had the same idea!!! Too funny!

7/20/2008 8:20:50 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


You must get out more .. in bed

7/20/2008 9:01:45 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


Your principles mean more to you than any money or success...in bed.

7/20/2008 9:03:21 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


You Will sucseed in all you do ... in bed

7/20/2008 9:13:59 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


You will do well to expand your horizons...in bed.

7/21/2008 3:25:27 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
filmcriti
Over 1,000 Posts (1,549)
Springfield, MA
age: 50


Are u guys actually doing fortune cookies or making it up lol.....some sound made up..
I'm actually doing the cookies.....
"Many possibilities are open to you" in bed.....

7/21/2008 10:10:03 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


I actually have the little strips of paper here. but this is all in fun any way! LOL

You have an ability to sense and know higher truth... in bed. (See that one sucked. LOL)

7/21/2008 3:22:51 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

yaimabratsowhat
Jackson, MI
age: 33


ur daily needs will be met...in bed...

NYKKI

7/22/2008 5:22:46 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
filmcriti
Over 1,000 Posts (1,549)
Springfield, MA
age: 50


"Things are turning for the bright side" in bed.... Ca^i dish in chinese... backside...

7/22/2008 5:40:17 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
doll121
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,063)
Middleport, OH
age: 53


i will win the lottery someday......in bed.

7/22/2008 9:52:29 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


Great fortunes await you ... in bed

7/22/2008 10:03:16 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ... in bed

7/23/2008 12:29:24 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
kittyj77
Over 2,000 Posts (2,561)
College Station, TX
age: 31


- in bed.

7/23/2008 9:43:25 AM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  

joy617
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,960)
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47


Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress...in bed.

7/25/2008 10:01:33 PM Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end.  
dvferris
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,361)
Pampa, TX
age: 52


You must strive to better yourself ...in bed