7/15/2008 9:27:49 PM |
Post Your Fortune Cookie... add "in bed" at the end. |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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I found this story and thought this is hilarious. We should play this in DH Land.
Enjoy! Jan
There is an old joke that no fortune out of a fortune cookie is complete without the words "in bed" being added to them at the end...
So I was with about 20 people and brought this up and one by one it went all the way around the table and it got to me...I was the last...I looked at the fortune and went "Oh hell no!" but, being good natured, I swallowed my pride and read...
"You have the ability to make people laugh...IN BED"....
So as you go out to the restaraunts and get your fortunes, if adding in bed does add something to it...post it here...
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7/15/2008 9:29:59 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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This is the fortune I got on Friday when I took Mom to lunch at China Buffet.
Time is the wisest counselor....in bed.
another one read:
You are an exciting person....in bed.
[Edited 7/15/2008 9:31:16 PM ]
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7/15/2008 9:31:21 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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You are going on a long trip...in bed
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7/15/2008 9:34:51 PM |
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texlonghorn
Fort Worth, TX
age: 37
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what you have been waiting for is coming -in bed
hey bama joy
[Edited 7/15/2008 9:35:53 PM ]
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7/15/2008 9:35:44 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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You shall meet a tall dark stranger... in bed
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7/15/2008 9:40:45 PM |
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ojosnegros013
Cromwell, CT
age: 47
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a thrilling time is in your immediate future...in bed
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7/15/2008 9:45:41 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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You must try new things ... in bed
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7/15/2008 10:17:56 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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You are a well liked person... in bed.
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7/15/2008 10:19:53 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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put your best forward .. in bed
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7/15/2008 10:20:39 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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You have a perky personality and love to please others...in bed.
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7/15/2008 10:31:09 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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you are generous to others ... in bed
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7/15/2008 10:32:59 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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You will have a great surprise... in bed.
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7/16/2008 6:35:40 AM |
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filmcriti
Springfield, MA
age: 50
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I go once a week and ask for extra fortune cookies and I don't get the sauces
they know me as C-10 cause thats what i order every time......i have 9 right now but i'll post a couple each time maybe......
1) "You will recieve a surprising gift very soon" in bed......
2)"Find a peaceful place where you can make plans for the future" in bed....
3) " You are a Fillia, kind, and trustworthy" in bed.... what is a fillia? or did they mis-spell something Joy?"
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7/16/2008 6:45:00 AM |
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filmcriti
Springfield, MA
age: 50
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A cousin of mine got one yrs ago from a fancy resturant
"A lady that flys upside down usually flys with crack up!" in bed.....
Gods honest truth we could not stop laughing it was 80's
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7/16/2008 9:07:21 AM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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Those are hilarious, keep them coming!
Fillia: an artist, also a name in Chinese
You are a happy person and make those around you happy...in bed.
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7/16/2008 9:08:36 AM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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You will come into money soon.... in bed.
Here are some I saved for my son's scrapbook:
You are soon going to change your present line to work... in bed.
Don't be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon... in bed.
Good beginning is half done... in bed! (this is my favorite!!!)
[Edited 7/16/2008 9:13:17 AM ]
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7/16/2008 9:50:16 AM |
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filmcriti
Springfield, MA
age: 50
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I thought they mis-spelled something not knowing what a fillia was....
1)"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows" in bed.....
whatever that means????
2)"If you promise someone something keep it" in bed.....
3)"Make serious decisions in the last days of the month" in bed......
I think the winner is still the one with cousin lol
"Lady that flys upside down usually flys with Crack up ...."""
[Edited 7/16/2008 9:51:39 AM ]
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7/16/2008 12:49:44 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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others find your charm irresistable...in bed.
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7/16/2008 1:10:27 PM |
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im14love2breal
Metairie, LA
age: 43
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If fortune turns against you,even jello cracks your tooth!
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7/16/2008 1:17:49 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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You are a bundle of energy, always on the go... in bed.
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7/16/2008 11:48:47 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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"Enthusiastic leadership gets you a promotion when you least expect it...in bed!
(came from Chiu Fiu in Mayfield, KY)
[Edited 7/16/2008 11:52:19 PM ]
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7/17/2008 3:22:03 AM |
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filmcriti
Springfield, MA
age: 50
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Explain the shadow one Joy?
up above
1) "You will move to a wonderful new home with in the yr" in bed....
2) Past experiances: "He who never makes mistakes never did anything thats worthy"
i dont think these even fit category lol.....
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7/17/2008 8:04:39 AM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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Film: When you face the sun, the shadow is behind you. You don't see it.
Your success will astonish everyone...in bed.
(comes from www.wontonfood.com)
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7/17/2008 5:58:43 PM |
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mountainman7
Chattanooga, TN
age: 43
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Mine said something like "You will have two life changing experiences this upcoming year" in bed. I didn't know about the bed part, but my fortune cookie came true. I got divorced, and then went to grad school.
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7/18/2008 5:23:22 AM |
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filmcriti
Springfield, MA
age: 50
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"You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature" in bed.....
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7/18/2008 10:55:26 AM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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Another Chiu Fiu cookie,
"Depend on the predictability and steadiness of life to support you...in bed!"
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7/18/2008 6:01:08 PM |
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doll121
Middleport, OH
age: 53
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you will be meeting someone special........in bed.
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7/19/2008 2:43:11 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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"You have a natural grace and great consideration for others...in bed."
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7/19/2008 7:28:50 PM |
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doll121
Middleport, OH
age: 53
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you will meet your DH sweety...........in bed.
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7/19/2008 8:58:05 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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Someone is speaking well of you...in bed.
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7/19/2008 10:39:03 PM |
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cupcake2375643
Gary, TX
age: 24
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meet that someone special in bed
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7/20/2008 12:01:08 AM |
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chill67
Murfreesboro, TN
age: 44
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Take no risks with your reputation in bed.
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7/20/2008 7:42:36 AM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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"Your Present Plans Are Going To Succeed...in bed."
Chill!
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7/20/2008 2:21:34 PM |
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filmcriti
Springfield, MA
age: 50
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I went and got a few more so have 4 left for week lol....
"Great news will be brought to you by mail" in bed....
Hopefully hit the lottery or something lol not likely.....
"You will recieve a surprising gift very soon " in bed....Rerun.....
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7/20/2008 2:25:30 PM |
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doll121
Middleport, OH
age: 53
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would you like to go to NY in bed.
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7/20/2008 2:52:04 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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As the wallet grows, so do the needs...in bed.
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7/20/2008 7:57:29 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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A fool and his money will soon be parted ... in bed
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7/20/2008 8:00:23 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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Your destiny lies before you, choose wisely...in bed.
Too funny, DV!!! I love it!!!
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7/20/2008 8:01:24 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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time flys .. in bed
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7/20/2008 8:10:44 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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You are bright so give out that light...in bed.
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7/20/2008 8:11:51 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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you have a gift that needs sharing ... in bed
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7/20/2008 8:13:02 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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One can not walk with dignity, if he hurrys...in bed.
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7/20/2008 8:13:55 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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hast makes waste ... in bed
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7/20/2008 8:16:56 PM |
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reenie4
Milwaukee, WI
age: 53
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Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger .. in bed
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7/20/2008 8:18:27 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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you will make a new friend ... in bed
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7/20/2008 8:19:11 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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Confucius Says: Man who drive like hell, bound to get there...in bed.
We had the same idea!!! Too funny!
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7/20/2008 8:20:50 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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You must get out more .. in bed
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7/20/2008 9:01:45 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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Your principles mean more to you than any money or success...in bed.
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7/20/2008 9:03:21 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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You Will sucseed in all you do ... in bed
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7/20/2008 9:13:59 PM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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You will do well to expand your horizons...in bed.
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7/21/2008 3:25:27 AM |
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filmcriti
Springfield, MA
age: 50
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Are u guys actually doing fortune cookies or making it up lol.....some sound made up..
I'm actually doing the cookies.....
"Many possibilities are open to you" in bed.....
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7/21/2008 10:10:03 AM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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I actually have the little strips of paper here. but this is all in fun any way! LOL
You have an ability to sense and know higher truth... in bed. (See that one sucked. LOL)
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7/21/2008 3:22:51 PM |
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yaimabratsowhat
Jackson, MI
age: 33
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ur daily needs will be met...in bed...
NYKKI
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7/22/2008 5:22:46 AM |
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filmcriti
Springfield, MA
age: 50
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"Things are turning for the bright side" in bed.... Ca^i dish in chinese... backside...
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7/22/2008 5:40:17 AM |
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doll121
Middleport, OH
age: 53
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i will win the lottery someday......in bed.
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7/22/2008 9:52:29 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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Great fortunes await you ... in bed
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7/22/2008 10:03:16 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ... in bed
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7/23/2008 12:29:24 AM |
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kittyj77
College Station, TX
age: 31
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- in bed.
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7/23/2008 9:43:25 AM |
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joy617
Chickamauga, GA
age: 47
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Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress...in bed.
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7/25/2008 10:01:33 PM |
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dvferris
Pampa, TX
age: 52
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You must strive to better yourself ...in bed
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