thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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This is one of my favorite's. Hope you enjoy.
SINGLE WOMEN'S PRAYER
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too late.
Amen
Author Unknown
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swcw25
Woonsocket, RI
age: 48 online now!
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I did enjoy it! Thanks for posting it!!! Peace
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genuinedee
Crystal Lake, IL
age: 48
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Ha! Actually, it was very clever.
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million
Cleburne, TX
age: 26
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Very good!!! Very good!!! How did you come up with this one?!!!!
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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I can't take credit. I found this on beliefnet a christian web site I like to go to and get newsletters. I found this in a mutifaith prayer list. I thought yep this is what I am looking for. LOL I am glad you are enjoying.
Take care,
pk
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peregrina
Lumberton, NC
age: 51
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Really?
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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cutting me down in the sex threads I can understand. Here NO!! Snygar you are such a little boy!!! People lets pray for his evil soul!
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suzalawinkles
Reno, NV
age: 44
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I love this! Thank you.
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