
badacus
Portland, OR
41, joined Oct. 2013
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When I was about 14 my uncle caught me masturbating. He told me if I used some Crisco while masturbating it would make my penis bigger. After a couple years of trying this method I didn't notice a difference at all. Then one day while reaching for that Crisco I read the label. This Shits Shortening!
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islandia8_2

Tacoma, WA
48, joined Jun. 2013
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An oldie but I still laugh at this one every time I read it. Funny as hell!!!  
  
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love2bbq

Iowa City, IA
53, joined Mar. 2011
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 funny shit there  
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nick269

Akron, OH
53, joined Jun. 2011
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passionsam

Ajax, ON
48, joined Feb. 2012
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bamasugah

Moncks Corner, SC
58, joined Sep. 2010
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badacus,,,, good one ,,,just gotta laugh  
Is that same Crisco that your Mom used to make biscuits.,,,reason I asked,,,cause I heard her biscuits were always HARD 
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tspofhugs

Trenton, NJ
70, joined May. 2008
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I think that might be my problem all nmy life.
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bkburger
Haynes, AR
40, joined Jun. 2013
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Yes, so naive yet innocent 
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