klassykitten
Toccoa, GA
age: 50 online now!
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Have a laugh on me....I know there's a thread for jokes...but I thought we could use the laugh...Things have been intense herenthe last few nights...
What starts with an F and ends with a K
> A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
> students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
>
> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
> 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd
> grade too!"
>
> Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
>
> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
> principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
> give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was
> to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
>
> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
> agreed to take the test.
>
> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
> Harry: "9."
>
> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
> Harry: "36."
>
> And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
> should know.
>
> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go
> to the 3rd grade."
>
> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
>
> The principal and Harry both agreed.
>
> Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
> of?"
>
> Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
> Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
>
> The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
>
> Harry replied: "Pockets."
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
>
> Harry: "Pants."
>
> Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
> delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
>
> Harry: "Coconut."
>
> The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
> sticky?"
>
> The principal 's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
> answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
> and a dog does on three legs?"
>
> Harry: "Shake hands."
>
> The principal was trembling.
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
> lot of heat and excitement?"
>
> Harry: "Firetruck."
>
> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put
> Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "
>
[Edited 8/27/2007 7:17:55 PM]
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klassykitten
Toccoa, GA
age: 50 online now!
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How many of you are smarter than a fifth grader????
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trublu5ft2
Columbia, TN
age: 50 online now!
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There was a guy who emailed me the other night. It read...
Ho.. are you going to email me?
I sent a nasty lil email back and his reply was...
OMG I am soooooooo sorry Trish that was a TYPO!.. it was suppose to be...
Hi... are you going to email me?
LOL
Typos can be dangerous!
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ronpan
Petersburg, IN
age: 48
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Im still trying to figure out what starts with F and ends with K
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ronpan
Petersburg, IN
age: 48
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OHHHH! Duh! I dont get it.
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