| 8/30/2007 7:36:15 AM |
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swcw25
Woonsocket, RI
age: 48
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hmmmmmmmmmThats not what I meant at all!!!!...
I will posting in the Religion forum,"My" opinions on what God may have really said or really meant,by some of the many controversial claims that have been made throughtout the ages.
MY SOLE (SOUL) INTENTION IS TO HAVE FUN!!!
For those of you who see this as nonsense or have a "real need" to know the "real truth".... well... "your" posts will be redirected to Bass... Peace
And on the 7th day He rested....perhaps seeing that He's so busy all the time,He likes to "rest" during the day when He can find the time,I do the same thing. So when people say,why did "that" happen? Where was God "then"? HE "was" there,just maybe "napping" at the time.
Peace
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| 8/30/2007 1:42:00 PM |
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4evr6y
Morgan, VT
age: 65
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what about when He said "let their be light"?
was He lookin for the switch?
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| 8/30/2007 2:20:30 PM |
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jewelz5
Monteagle, TN
age: 53 online now!
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yeah but his secretary forgot to pay the electric bill and the draconian illumin ones saw an opportunity to cloke the light with their dark and fool everyone into believing it was light out when infact its really dark...god got pissed and left town...he thought it would be better if he just set up headquarters off the grid so he wouldn't have to worry about keeping the electicity on for people that couldn't see anyway.
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| 8/31/2007 6:35:43 AM |
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swcw25
Woonsocket, RI
age: 48
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Hey guys..keeping me on my toes heh? Ive been busy,but I finally found the "my" answer to your question.. Let there be Light!. I found this in a "secret" written transcript,of which I will not "reveal" yet.
:Then God said(please read the fine print)Let there be light... You will "think" it is "light",but I am keeping you in "darkness" until you are ready to "see" the "true light"....
:I will send to you a "great wolf" and he will save the"sheeple" from their own destruction...
:He will go by the name of "Jewelz" but be not fooled by his mere name...He is known to me as.... :JTSS: "Jewelzs The Sheeple Saver" : He will bring you out of "darkness and into the true "Light:.....
Peace
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| 8/31/2007 6:43:30 AM |
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4evr6y
Morgan, VT
age: 65
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the great wolf vs. the Great Shepard
is that the sheeple shaver vs. sheeple saver
the more evolved spiritually we git the more we can see the great Light
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| 8/31/2007 6:45:25 AM |
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skipaway
Bartlett, IL
age: 43
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and the sheeple shall inherit the earth
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| 8/31/2007 6:48:14 AM |
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skipaway
Bartlett, IL
age: 43
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that is till the space men come back and
reap the great fields of slaves
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| 8/31/2007 7:02:39 AM |
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swcw25
Woonsocket, RI
age: 48
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Skip and 4v6...you know i LOVE u 2 and appreciate you stopping by,..but..You forgot to leave a "QUESTION" at the door on the way out!!!LOL Peace
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| 8/31/2007 7:11:07 AM |
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4evr6y
Morgan, VT
age: 65
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mmmmmmmmm lets see....my ? would b
are you sure God said anything not in red
i know its a week ? but i gotta go
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| 8/31/2007 7:33:05 AM |
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skipaway
Bartlett, IL
age: 43
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm,Maybe we can make some deals and
do things your way? Maybe I'm wrong about all this sin stuff?
Better?
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| 8/31/2007 7:47:47 AM |
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swcw25
Woonsocket, RI
age: 48
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Im a little"pissy"today so bare w/me. Did either one of you aks me a question that you want me to try to answer? If not..ignore my "pissyness" if you did.....
could you be more "specific"? peace
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| 8/31/2007 9:57:57 AM |
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skipaway
Bartlett, IL
age: 43
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I'm at work trying to think of something?
can you give another example?
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| 8/31/2007 10:39:08 AM |
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swcw25
Woonsocket, RI
age: 48
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Skip..Of course I will "kind sir"....God said...:Knock and it shall be opened unto you:
Gods answer: Your knocking on the wrong stinking door dummy! ::Go knock on the "door of opportunity"...your giving me a headache!
These are just my answers I would like to tell the people who always say...oh yeah? How do you know thats what God "meant"? I dont,maybe my guess is as good as yours,right?
Hope this helped Skip.Just trying to have a little fun.Only one going to "hell" for this onwe...IS ME!!! LOL Peace
PS I see you have a "playmate" today! "Lucky You!!!! hahaha
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| 8/31/2007 10:45:07 AM |
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swcw25
Woonsocket, RI
age: 48
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SKIP....I pray that you know I am not "attacking" you. This thread has nothing to do w/ anything I have or have not heard you say!!!! I love all your posts!!!! Peace
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| 8/31/2007 10:57:11 AM |
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9thstwonder
Chesapeake Beach, MD
age: 49
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SWCW we know you are not attacking anyone, you are a sweetheart. I just finished mowing my lawn in the hot sun, and would like a cold beer, but, I have to work in a little while. So, as soon as I'm back to 'normal', I'll think of something witty to post on your neat thread.
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