| 9/5/2008 6:57:21 AM |
If you were a candy bar, what would your wrapper say? |
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completelycrazy
Irwin, PA
age: 36
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It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?"
Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"
Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.
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| 9/5/2008 6:59:56 AM |
If you were a candy bar, what would your wrapper say? |
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completelycrazy
Irwin, PA
age: 36
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She asked if I was into M&M but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too).
She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.
Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when,all of a sudden ... my Starburst. As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.
Sure enough, nine months later,
out popped a Baby Ruth
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| 9/5/2008 7:05:41 AM |
If you were a candy bar, what would your wrapper say? |
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justmemaree
South Australia
Australia
age: 47
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t his is an introductory thread...........i suggest ya go through the forums and find the appropriate one to apply your post to........cheers..sorry dustin........... but the newbies need guidance and im bored........lol
[Edited 9/5/2008 7:07:31 AM PST]
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| 9/5/2008 9:16:46 AM |
If you were a candy bar, what would your wrapper say? |
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completelycrazy
Irwin, PA
age: 36
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t his is an introductory thread...........i suggest ya go through the forums and find the appropriate one to apply your post to........cheers..sorry dustin........... but the newbies need guidance and im bored........lol 
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| 9/12/2008 5:52:17 PM |
If you were a candy bar, what would your wrapper say? |
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candiestar
Philadelphia, PA
age: 28
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U made that candy seem so sexy(maybe cause im drinkin)that shit made me kind of horney!!!
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| 9/12/2008 5:57:28 PM |
If you were a candy bar, what would your wrapper say? |
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italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 54
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I thought that was rather clever ! I'd like to add "BING" to the end of the story! 
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| 9/12/2008 8:59:38 PM |
If you were a candy bar, what would your wrapper say? |
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fazdraw
Austin, TX
age: 57
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How about a candy bar for this whole site...
"Caution. Nuts inside!"
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| 9/12/2008 10:22:08 PM |
If you were a candy bar, what would your wrapper say? |
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radarlove28
Florence, AL
age: 30
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it would say please dont eat it is feel with tommy's foot in your butt lmao
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| 9/13/2008 1:03:59 AM |
If you were a candy bar, what would your wrapper say? |
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whomper
Greenwood, IN
age: 66
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It would probably be past the expiration date!
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