| 9/10/2007 6:27:04 PM |
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allinthedo
Tracy, CA
age: 29
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oh no chey, he was a big boy, I think that is why she liked him! He had a deeper bark afterwards!
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| 9/10/2007 6:27:48 PM |
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ladyfireeyes81
Redwood City, CA
age: 26 online now!
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lol I used to know someone who years before I knew her, used peanutbutter and a dog... EWWWWWWWWW
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| 9/10/2007 6:28:15 PM |
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kirota
Webster City, IA
age: 34
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Yuck. I will stick with my BOB. That is a strange as it gets.lol
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| 9/10/2007 6:28:23 PM |
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allinthedo
Tracy, CA
age: 29
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I asked her to go feed him while i was at work! turns out she did! He got a mouthful
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| 9/10/2007 6:30:13 PM |
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cheygirl
Cheyenne, WY
age: 42
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OMG - as Metu would say - I think i just threw up in my mouth........
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| 9/10/2007 6:39:39 PM |
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krazz
Whittier, CA
age: 54
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allin?
That is just so wrong on so many levels......
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| 9/10/2007 7:34:42 PM |
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andrew1965
Oil City, PA
age: 42
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My ex-wife!!
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| 9/10/2007 7:45:04 PM |
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nicrkitty36
Lake Worth, FL
age: 36
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no farm animals...dogs....hamsters....GROSS...bottles are really dangerous??? never knew that....thanks for the tip! what about the handle of a hair brush????
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| 9/10/2007 9:51:02 PM |
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shylow26
Columbus, OH
age: 39
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have used cucumber, budweiser bottle, ice qubes /w him in. love glass dildos
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| 9/10/2007 9:53:17 PM |
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lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 50
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my 2 x wives.lol
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| 9/10/2007 9:55:06 PM |
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rain_or_shine
Columbia, SC
age: 44
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cucumber, banana, ice cubes, shampoo bottles......thats about it, many yrs ago I did that stuff....LOL
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| 9/10/2007 10:15:04 PM |
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chynthlis
Hillsboro, OR
age: 31
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I'm going to feel dumb, but, Kirota, what is your "BOB"?
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| 9/11/2007 11:35:38 AM |
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qazyguy
Rockville, MD
age: 43
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When I was a kid, we got a new cat (no p*ssy jokes please) and he came (no cum jokes please) with this little fur skin rug. I dumnno what it was, but it was real, like a squirrel or a chipmunk or a mink or something. He used to play with it and sleep on it. My sister treated it like one of her stuffed animals and named it "Pal".
Well, it didn't take for me to introduce Pal to my Pal. Most of the time I was pretty careful about my Happy Endings, but I remember my sister asking why Pal's fur was all stuck together more than a few times.
I gotta find me another one of them things!
Qazy
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| 9/11/2007 11:50:32 AM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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So far the list is
1. popsicle
2. cucumber
3. Pit Bull
4. Carrot
5. Coke bottle
6. hair brush handle
7. shampoo bottles
8. fur pelt
9. Banana
what a bunch of sex starved people here... lol
Does this fall under crude messages? lol
gutter talkers... hehehe
[Edited 9/11/2007 12:39:46 PM]
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| 9/11/2007 12:50:29 PM |
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twiz
Martinsville, VA
age: 56
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musta been that pk gal
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| 9/11/2007 12:51:35 PM |
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floridaguy013
Orlando, FL
age: 24
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A dildo as well lol
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| 9/12/2007 6:28:26 AM |
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yankeerose68
Haines City, FL
age: 39
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I perfer my B.O.B.(battery operated boyfriend) but you have to admit the cukes do look pretty enticing
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| 9/12/2007 6:31:47 AM |
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mrcooper20
Wind Ridge, PA
age: 29
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usually my hand and a damn good imagination
dont think men can get to crazy less you are into butt plgs
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| 9/12/2007 10:25:12 AM |
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kofosho
Granger, IN
age: 21
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a fifi!!!
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| 9/12/2007 2:29:04 PM |
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iamglad2bme
Charlotte, NC
age: 53
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My girlfriend once peeled a banana and inserted it and I ate it as it slowly came out
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| 9/12/2007 2:42:35 PM |
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slowtyper1953
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 54
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i grow long and thin cucumbers the ladies in the neiberhood really like it in their salads they say it's the best tasting vegable they ever had 'but they never make me a salad to try (i wonder why)
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| 9/12/2007 3:57:43 PM |
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tami5507
Summersville, WV
age: 43
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LET A GUY GO DOWN ON YOU WITH A HALLS COUGH DROP IN IS MOUTH, THAT PRETTY COOL.LOL
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| 9/12/2007 3:59:39 PM |
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waltagain
Duncan, OK
age: 33
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turkey baster,rubberchicken,mayonaise
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| 9/12/2007 3:59:56 PM |
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qazyguy
Rockville, MD
age: 43
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Women must be built differently from men (well, we know that, but read on) because the slightest hint of cold will turn a bone back into a noodle. So what do you gals think that popsicle can actually do for you???
Qazy
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| 9/12/2007 4:03:11 PM |
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friendlygiant
Overland Park, KS
age: 41
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you've used a turkey baster on yourself Walt? LOL..I dont think I wanna know how
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