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10/6/2008 4:39:34 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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hotdoggy13
Nazareth, PA
age: 49
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While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
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> His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
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> 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'
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> 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.
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> 'Well, I'd li ke to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose
> where to spend eternity.'
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> 'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator.
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> 'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'
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> And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
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> Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, Shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting Rich at the expense of the people.
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> They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.
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> Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
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> Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...
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> The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
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> 'Now it's time to visit heaven.'
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> So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
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> 'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'
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> The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would Never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'
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> So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
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> Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage .
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> He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
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> The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the senator. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?'
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> The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted.'
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10/6/2008 4:45:16 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53
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today i smiled when i saw the new picture of my 2 month old granddaughter smiling...omg she was grinning from ear to ear and her eyes were just sparkling with happiness..so cool but makes me miss her and wish i was holding the little darlin!
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10/6/2008 4:50:55 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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redmot
Sedalia, MO
age: 60
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aww...Donna...you just made me smile....that and mo. winning...lol
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10/6/2008 4:53:06 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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whynotgrl
Durham, NC
age: 51
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Feeling well, no pain at all. Thank God!
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10/6/2008 5:07:13 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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zalacea
Stoughton, MA
age: 42
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I smiled when I heard that a guy my girlfriend has fancied for a year now has asked her out. I'm so happy for her
I got a card in the mail from my ex husband thanking me for being a really good friend to him
Also when I put my feet up after work, my kitten started licking my toes, tickled but it made me smile
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10/6/2008 5:13:21 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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dee_lightful
Skaneateles, NY
age: 45
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I smiled when the kitten snuggled up with the dog and the dog actually allowed it.
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10/6/2008 5:21:53 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53
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well red THAT game sure didn't make me smile! oh well...getting off work today did!
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10/6/2008 5:38:50 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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ollieottis
Traverse City, MI
age: 57
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what is work?that makes me smile every day
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10/6/2008 6:14:46 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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anniebrown
Warrington, PA
age: 51
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I woke up.
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10/6/2008 6:19:30 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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towfr0g
Lawrenceville, GA
age: 52
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All the beautiful girls of DH made me smile today
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10/6/2008 6:21:14 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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kfab1023
Jacksonville, FL
age: 52
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getting off work was pretty good
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10/6/2008 6:27:41 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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anniebrown
Warrington, PA
age: 51
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Im on my way to work....
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10/6/2008 6:40:14 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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theshadow_
Beaver, UT
age: 38
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Playing with my son that will be 5 months on the 22. I don't think there is anything else that can give me a real smile as he will always
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10/6/2008 6:41:31 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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bobbieforforums
Poultney, VT
age: 37
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my sons especially when the youngest said i missed you today mommy, when i was at school. aw got me!
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10/6/2008 6:44:42 PM |
What made you smile today??? |
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zalacea
Stoughton, MA
age: 42
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Whenever I feel like smiling I just watch this, works every time
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