9/29/2008 5:13:29 PM |
bedtime story time!!! |
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jen102280
Hillsborough, NJ
age: 27
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LET'S WRITE A STORY TOGETHER!
There was this man and woman who...
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9/29/2008 5:17:17 PM |
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huhwut
American Fork, UT
age: 24
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...owned a Gingerbread mansion. And in that condo were several immigrant gingerbread men cleaning the house, trimming the hedges, and watering the garden. Their bastard son....
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9/29/2008 5:18:40 PM |
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jen102280
Hillsborough, NJ
age: 27
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had an affair with one of the maids and...
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9/29/2008 5:20:26 PM |
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huhwut
American Fork, UT
age: 24
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Had a filthy half-ginger-half-man lovechild at the tender age of 14. The ginger maid tried to reason with the man of the house...
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9/29/2008 5:22:05 PM |
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jen102280
Hillsborough, NJ
age: 27
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and the man told her to STFU then pulled down his pants
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9/29/2008 5:27:27 PM |
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huhwut
American Fork, UT
age: 24
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....and thus the gingerbread woman was covered in frosting. The wife steps in...
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9/29/2008 5:28:34 PM |
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jen102280
Hillsborough, NJ
age: 27
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and gets all hot and bothered so she decided to grab her dildo
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9/29/2008 5:32:07 PM |
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huhwut
American Fork, UT
age: 24
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...and gets herself off on her candy cane while she watches her husband bend the maid over into an upside-down V, thus putting her into a cross between doggy-style and a "gingerbread house" position. Meanwhile, downstairs the boy....
[Edited 9/29/2008 5:32:58 PM]
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9/29/2008 5:33:00 PM |
bedtime story time!!! |
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jen102280
Hillsborough, NJ
age: 27
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stole $500,000 from the safe and ran!
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9/29/2008 5:55:05 PM |
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fljoe5
Pompano Beach, FL
age: 20
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all the way back to grandma's house
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9/29/2008 5:57:46 PM |
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night_tangle
Oak Harbor, WA
age: 19
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grandma though is half blind so she grabed her shotgun and she him thinking he was a burgler. luckly for him only a few pellets hit his left leg.
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9/29/2008 5:57:55 PM |
bedtime story time!!! |
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jen102280
Hillsborough, NJ
age: 27
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grandma opened the door and said "nigga please..."
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9/29/2008 5:59:28 PM |
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fljoe5
Pompano Beach, FL
age: 20
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the boy said, nigga what...
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9/29/2008 6:01:13 PM |
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jen102280
Hillsborough, NJ
age: 27
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she said "you better split dat cash wit me son!"
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9/29/2008 6:16:54 PM |
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fljoe5
Pompano Beach, FL
age: 20
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and the boy turned chicken-shit and they split the money. gramdma bought a cadillac
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