lookin4luv63
Columbus, OH
age: 45 online now!
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I got this from my sister today. It is so cute!
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS:
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they
spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and
Grandpa.
They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got
retarded and they moved to Florida.
Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to
look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear
name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must
have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do
exercises there, but they don't do them very well.
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down
in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man
sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf
carts.
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.
And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.
Some of the people can't get out past the man in the
doll house.
The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked
center for pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn
his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be
retarded someday too.
When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll
house.
Then I will let people out, so they can visit their
grandchildren.
..... PRICELESS
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lisa_mae
Lake Crystal, MN
age: 45 online now!
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That is so cute...... out of the mouths of babes 
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redjulie65
Beloit, WI
age: 42
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  FUNNY and cute at the same time
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vanillaspicey
Jacksonville, FL
age: 47
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Too cute Keith! Thanks for the giggle.
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lookin4luv63
Columbus, OH
age: 45 online now!
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Ever notice how some things make so much more sense when explained by a child? I forget what we were talking about, but my neice was explaining something to me. I was lost for awhile, then I thought "She's got a point!"
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