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10/31/2008 4:46:53 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
bekki08 Ridgeland, MS age: 39	If your old pickup lines aren't working any more..Here's a few taken from the book of "Bubba's Sure Fire Pick Up Lines". Maybe you will have some good luck with these. 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room... 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. AND.. the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
10/31/2008 4:53:10 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
scpetiteone Charleston, WV age: 52	THOSE ARE GREAT!!!!! It's funny because I have heard the mirror one before.
10/31/2008 4:54:49 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
stellablu Saint Louis, MO age: 50	7 and yep, 13...lol!
10/31/2008 5:31:58 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
highlander76 Sylvan Beach, NY age: 32
10/31/2008 5:37:13 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
ohiohoney1 Wooster, OH age: 47	Any guy that would use those lines on me would be pickin himself up off the floorgotta admit though.....they are funny
10/31/2008 5:39:47 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
bekki08 Ridgeland, MS age: 39	Quote from highlander76: The post was just for a few laughs but I guess you failed to see the humor..
10/31/2008 5:43:23 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
ohiohoney1 Wooster, OH age: 47	Humor is in the eye of the beholder, just like beauty
10/31/2008 5:47:50 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
highlander76 Sylvan Beach, NY age: 32	No, I saw the humor. Geez, I was just thinking that there are gonna be some guys getting in a lot of trouble! lol.
10/31/2008 5:52:42 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
ohiohoney1 Wooster, OH age: 47	I know right? Like I said......if I got those used on me, I'd hafta swat him but I'd still hafta laugh cause they ARE funny.....I knew what you meant but I've read enough of your posts to know your sense of humor
10/31/2008 5:56:20 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
bekki08 Ridgeland, MS age: 39	Quote from ohiohoney1: I know right? Like I said......if I got those used on me, I'd hafta swat him but I'd still hafta laugh cause they ARE funny.....I knew what you meant but I've read enough of your posts to know your sense of humor If they are crazy enough to say something like this they deserve to be swatted..
10/31/2008 6:00:37 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
highlander76 Sylvan Beach, NY age: 32	Haha, true! Buuuttt...there's always some weird one out there that would think it's cool...lol.
10/31/2008 6:04:37 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
ohiohoney1 Wooster, OH age: 47	sad but true......My only single son just read them and said the same thing....somewhere out there someone is using those lines and picking up women......things that make you say ewwwwwwwww
10/31/2008 6:12:05 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
highlander76 Sylvan Beach, NY age: 32	Yah, hate to think about the TYPE of person those would attract!!
10/31/2008 6:12:30 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
theodorebear Hopkinsville, KY age: 42	Funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!
10/31/2008 6:14:27 AM	Sure Fire Pickup Lines
ohiohoney1 Wooster, OH age: 47	Quote from highlander76: Yah, hate to think about the TYPE of person those would attract!! Highlander, we are not going to go there are we?