bekki08
Ridgeland, MS
age: 39
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If your old pickup lines aren't working any more..Here's a few taken from the book of "Bubba's Sure Fire Pick Up Lines". Maybe you will have some good luck with these.
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Use at your own risk.
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trainer523
Summit, MS
age: 48
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i love it u go girl
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ru5up
Madison, MS
age: 34
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very nice
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knotdesperate
Jackson, MS
age: 56
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got any more of them? I could use all the help I can get!
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whitey1983
Mize, MS
age: 25
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Sorry, this is a little off subject of ur post and I apologize... I am just out trying to chat with new people from MS, il be moving down to MS next month from Michigan im just out to chat with new people and possiably get to know someone to hang out with as a friend when I get all moved..
Once again sorry for being off subject of ur post... The pick up lines where kick azz though LOL...
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stevier
Picayune, MS
age: 62
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If your left leg is Halloween and your right leg is Christmas,
can we meet in between holidays?
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