| 10/13/2007 2:24:44 PM |
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smiley62
McHenry, IL
age: 44
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I know this is kinda long but it cracked me up! Story of my life.... lol!
THE SENSITIVE MAN
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they
connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place and as he shows her around
his apartment, she notices that one wall of his
bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly
teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds
and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully
placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to
lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had put into organizing
the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to
have such a large collection of Teddy Bears and is
quite impressed by his sensitive side but doesn't
mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God!
Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be
the future father of my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips -
he responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her
into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more
passion, more creativity more heat than she has ever
known. After an intense, explosive night of raw
passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there
together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and
asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her strokes her cheek, looks
deeply into her eyes, and says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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| 10/13/2007 2:36:12 PM |
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waytogo51
Prairie Grove, AR
age: 51
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That was sooo wrong. Funny but wrong.
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| 10/13/2007 2:38:50 PM |
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cutencuddls
Hopewell, VA
age: 38
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LMAO!
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| 10/13/2007 2:40:04 PM |
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mom1st
York, SC
age: 30
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That is messed up, but funny. It would be like being at the fair.
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| 10/13/2007 2:41:19 PM |
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lilypadlady
Apple Creek, OH
age: 49
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OMG, can't quit laughing. So very wrong, but also way too true about some guys. Thanks for the laughs.
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| 10/13/2007 2:42:54 PM |
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fairywolf
Rogers, AR
age: 30
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MIDDLE SHELF!!!!!!!!!!! That was top shelf lovin baby!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 10/13/2007 2:44:20 PM |
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smiley62
McHenry, IL
age: 44
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Glad to provide some chuckles.....
.....gonna keep trying for the top shelf!
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| 10/13/2007 2:44:35 PM |
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castertroy
Howell, NJ
age: 38
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Oh thanks...Now i have to change my whole bedroom decor...
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| 10/13/2007 2:46:25 PM |
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waytogo51
Prairie Grove, AR
age: 51
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@ Troy
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| 10/13/2007 2:47:34 PM |
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ugafan1320
Ridgeville, SC
age: 33 online now!
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i'm installing shelves and going to buy teddy bears today...LMAO ..thats too funny
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| 10/13/2007 2:49:53 PM |
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angelleyes
Plymouth, MA
age: 34
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too funny
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| 10/13/2007 3:25:40 PM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
age: 53
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good stuff, Smiley.
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| 10/13/2007 3:28:24 PM |
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mrcooper20
Wind Ridge, PA
age: 29 online now!
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ROFLMAO that was pretty dam good
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| 10/13/2007 3:30:57 PM |
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waytogo51
Prairie Grove, AR
age: 51
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Smiley, I do love your sense of humor.
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| 10/13/2007 3:32:28 PM |
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fire_starter66
Bellingham, WA
age: 40 online now!
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Thats to funny smiley .I thought i would add this pic because i thought it was really funny
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| 10/13/2007 3:35:29 PM |
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smiley62
McHenry, IL
age: 44
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Fire that's too funny!
Thanks Way, you've given me a grin or two yourself!
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| 10/13/2007 3:49:27 PM |
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onlyforyou44
Helena, MT
age: 62
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I have to get some more teddy bears i have givin all mine away. 
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| 10/13/2007 3:53:57 PM |
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smiley62
McHenry, IL
age: 44
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Only, I guess it's not as lonely in Montana as you claim! LOL!
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| 10/13/2007 4:11:36 PM |
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onlyforyou44
Helena, MT
age: 62
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IM Dreaming
I only had two bears for 25 years And only gave them away since have been on DHU
[Edited 10/13/2007 4:15:05 PM]
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| 10/13/2007 4:18:18 PM |
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onlyforyou44
Helena, MT
age: 62
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Smiley: i can buy you a teddy bear witch one should i buy for the top,middle or bottom shelf.
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