12/25/2008 4:04:08 AM |
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laserlady
Erwin, NC
age: 52
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Riccanmami, It's good to meet you gal.
You must have been around someone like my momma, with some of those quotes
Great quotes gal, that bring back fond memories to me
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
While the cats away, the mice will play.
Trying to be nice for next year. Yeah gang, I got coal again.
Oh ah Tag you know who.
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1/3/2009 12:21:09 PM |
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laserlady
Erwin, NC
age: 52
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I was sent these quotes today and thought I'd share with ya'll
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
-- Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
-- George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- - Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury
-- Groucho Marx
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. ;
-- W.C. Fields
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
-- Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it will avoid you
-- Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
-- Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal
The cardiologist' s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
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1/3/2009 12:59:04 PM |
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rof1944
Marshville, NC
age: 64
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I am proud to pay my share of income taxes, but I could be just as proud if I paid half as much.
--Arthur Godfrey
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1/3/2009 2:24:38 PM |
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notoriouswanted
Jacksonville, NC
age: 21
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Damn it feels good to be a gangster
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1/3/2009 2:31:05 PM |
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adventure82
Matthews, NC
age: 26
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"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today"
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1/3/2009 5:25:38 PM |
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soullygrounded
Seven Springs, NC
age: 54
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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass;
It's about learning to dance in the rain."
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1/4/2009 3:05:47 AM |
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laserlady
Erwin, NC
age: 52
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notorious adventure Soullygrounded
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1/4/2009 3:06:00 AM |
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notoriouswanted
Jacksonville, NC
age: 21
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FAVORITE QUOTE EVER!!
"Do not hide your imperfections accepting and over coming them is the only thing that will make them go"
(Robert D*ckinson)
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1/4/2009 3:26:06 AM |
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laserlady
Erwin, NC
age: 52
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Good quote Notorious
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is mystery
Todays a gift
That's why they call it the present
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1/4/2009 4:20:20 AM |
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notoriouswanted
Jacksonville, NC
age: 21
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Thanx Laser
Here's another one from him
DEEP THINKERS ONLY!!
"If change is constant then constant is stagnant"
some people will get that right away
to get a hint just write me
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1/4/2009 7:26:02 AM |
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rof1944
Marshville, NC
age: 64
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There are only 10 kinds of people in the world....those who understand binary and those who don't.
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1/4/2009 7:35:30 AM |
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laserlady
Erwin, NC
age: 52
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Rof, are ya giving me bits and bytes or 1's and 0's
Edited cause I forgot the on's and offs
[Edited 1/4/2009 7:44:26 AM PST]
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1/4/2009 9:32:42 AM |
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rof1944
Marshville, NC
age: 64
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Bits my dear. Are the on's and off's still called "and gates", "or gates", "nand gates" and "nor gates"? I got out of that level a llllooooonnnnngggggg time ago...like, 1969.
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1/4/2009 3:16:59 PM |
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clif123
Madison, NC
age: 48
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my all time favorite....If you dont have something good to say dont say anything at all.
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1/4/2009 3:25:02 PM |
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laserlady
Erwin, NC
age: 52
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Hey Clif
But Satisfaction brought it back
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