12/10/2008 12:01:03 AM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60
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How do you find an elephant in your refrigerator?
Lift his trunk and see if his breath smells of peanuts
Jim
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12/10/2008 1:23:04 AM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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side_kick
San Simon, AZ
age: 69
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12/10/2008 1:29:07 AM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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connier
Nampa, ID
age: 63
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know why it is hard to find an elephant in a strawberry patch?
because they paint their toenails red!
ooohh, nice underalls there!!
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12/10/2008 1:30:40 AM |
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leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60
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Why do elephants have red eyes?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Jim
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12/10/2008 5:11:21 AM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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gentlebear1949
Wooster, OH
age: 61
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Wha't big and grey and can fly straight up?
A: An elecopter.
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12/10/2008 8:59:59 AM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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qirki
San Francisco, CA
age: 65
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What do u get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
elephino!
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12/10/2008 9:20:32 AM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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weaimtoplease
Geneva, OH
age: 61
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Not me!
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12/10/2008 11:19:19 AM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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jhny_777
Rogers, AR
age: 58
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Goes Knock Knock??
Guess off topic!!
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12/10/2008 4:04:03 PM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60
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WHy is it dangerous to walk through cherry orchards?
Because the elephants with red eyes are falling out of the cherry trees.
Jim
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12/10/2008 4:04:54 PM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60
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Why are Crocodiles flat?
They walk through cherry orchards.
Jim
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12/10/2008 5:21:16 PM |
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
age: 51
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OK, a couple of off color ones!
Did you know that an elephants reproductive organs are in his feet?
Yep, if he steps on you, you're screwed!
Whats gray and comes in quarts...........
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12/10/2008 5:35:09 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
age: 56
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How can you tell when an elephant is under your bed?
Your nose is squashed against the ceiling.
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12/10/2008 8:09:41 PM |
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qirki
San Francisco, CA
age: 65
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This is a 2 parter:
Why do mice wear springs on their feet in the jungle?
Answer: So they can attack elephants.
What is the scariest sound to an elephant in the jungle?
Answer: Boing! Boing! Boing!
Qirki
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12/10/2008 8:16:45 PM |
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captainbc
Savannah, GA
age: 56
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Q. How do you shoot a pink elepphant?
A. With a pink elephant gun. DUH!
Q. How do you shoot a purple elephant?
A. With a purple elephant gun. DOUBLE DUH?
Q. How do you shoot a white elepphant?
A. With a white elephant gun?
A. No dummy, ya squeese his trunk till he turns purple them shoot him with the purple elephant gun. Jees, some people. DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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12/10/2008 10:08:05 PM |
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ima_delight
Lewisville, TX
age: 60
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Q: Why shouldn't you walk through the jungle betweet 2:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon?
A: Because the elephants are jumping out of trees.
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12/10/2008 10:09:30 PM |
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ima_delight
Lewisville, TX
age: 60
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Q: Why are pygmies so short?
A: They walked through the jungle between 2:00 and4:00
[Edited 12/10/2008 10:10:00 PM ]
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12/10/2008 11:05:23 PM |
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leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60
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You guys are awesome lol
Ok, How can you tell if a hippopotamus is in your bathtub?
You can't. He's submerged.
Jim
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12/10/2008 11:51:41 PM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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connier
Nampa, ID
age: 63
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hey, was that hippo in there with the elephant?? you must have a big tub!!
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12/10/2008 11:58:18 PM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60
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Well, they didn't leave any room for me
Jim
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12/11/2008 12:39:56 AM |
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weaimtoplease
Geneva, OH
age: 61
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Thanks for the laughs!
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12/11/2008 12:50:38 AM |
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setterman
Lamoille, NV
age: 58
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Jack and Jill went up the hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.
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12/11/2008 12:51:52 AM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
age: 63
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so is that how he got hurt??
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12/11/2008 3:30:00 PM |
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leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60
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How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Can't be done, they don't fit.
Jim
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12/11/2008 3:37:00 PM |
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h82w8
Homer City, PA
age: 58
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These are so corny, they're funny!! Thanks!!!
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12/11/2008 3:41:33 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
age: 56
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Why do elephants walk on four feet?
Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean.
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12/11/2008 3:45:17 PM |
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bruce34134
Bonita Springs, FL
age: 70
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Why do elephants walk on four feet?
Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean.
Ho Ho Ho. It would keep cae warshes going.
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12/11/2008 8:28:34 PM |
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ima_delight
Lewisville, TX
age: 60
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12/11/2008 8:37:03 PM |
Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes? |
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bigblueeyes511
Hampton, GA
age: 56
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Why did the elephant wear his red tennis shoes?
His blue ones were in the wash.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
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12/11/2008 10:28:19 PM |
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leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60
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Ho Ho Ho. It would keep cae warshes going.
If elephants flew, the car washes would have to use scrapers and be able to replace windows and repair dents lol
Jim
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12/11/2008 10:30:58 PM |
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leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60
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Why did the elephant wear his red tennis shoes?
His blue ones were in the wash.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
Why do elephants wear tennies at all?
Because 11 E's are too big and 9 E's are too small
I've forgotten more of these jokes than I remember. Thankyou every one. You guys are soo cool.
Jim
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