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12/10/2008 12:01:03 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60


How do you find an elephant in your refrigerator?

Lift his trunk and see if his breath smells of peanuts

Jim

Ok, you're next..




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12/10/2008 1:23:04 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

side_kick
Over 2,000 Posts (2,067)
San Simon, AZ
age: 69




12/10/2008 1:29:07 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

connier
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,877)
Nampa, ID
age: 63


know why it is hard to find an elephant in a strawberry patch?
because they paint their toenails red!
ooohh, nice underalls there!!

12/10/2008 1:30:40 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60


Why do elephants have red eyes?

So they can hide in cherry trees.


Jim

12/10/2008 5:11:21 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
gentlebear1949
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,397)
Wooster, OH
age: 61


Wha't big and grey and can fly straight up?

A: An elecopter.



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12/10/2008 8:59:59 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

qirki
Over 2,000 Posts (2,787)
San Francisco, CA
age: 65


What do u get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?






elephino!

12/10/2008 9:20:32 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

weaimtoplease
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,843)
Geneva, OH
age: 61


Not me!

12/10/2008 11:19:19 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
jhny_777
Over 2,000 Posts (3,978)
Rogers, AR
age: 58


Goes Knock Knock??
Guess off topic!!

12/10/2008 4:04:03 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60


WHy is it dangerous to walk through cherry orchards?

Because the elephants with red eyes are falling out of the cherry trees.

Jim

12/10/2008 4:04:54 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60


Why are Crocodiles flat?

They walk through cherry orchards.

Jim

12/10/2008 5:21:16 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

muldoon1959
Over 1,000 Posts (1,464)
Vallejo, CA
age: 51


OK, a couple of off color ones!

Did you know that an elephants reproductive organs are in his feet?
Yep, if he steps on you, you're screwed!


Whats gray and comes in quarts...........

12/10/2008 5:35:09 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

fishingmom
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (47,160)
Lake Alfred, FL
age: 56


How can you tell when an elephant is under your bed?



Your nose is squashed against the ceiling.

12/10/2008 8:09:41 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

qirki
Over 2,000 Posts (2,787)
San Francisco, CA
age: 65


This is a 2 parter:

Why do mice wear springs on their feet in the jungle?

Answer: So they can attack elephants.

What is the scariest sound to an elephant in the jungle?

Answer: Boing! Boing! Boing!
Qirki

12/10/2008 8:16:45 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
captainbc
Over 1,000 Posts (1,291)
Savannah, GA
age: 56


Q. How do you shoot a pink elepphant?
A. With a pink elephant gun. DUH!

Q. How do you shoot a purple elephant?
A. With a purple elephant gun. DOUBLE DUH?

Q. How do you shoot a white elepphant?
A. With a white elephant gun?

A. No dummy, ya squeese his trunk till he turns purple them shoot him with the purple elephant gun. Jees, some people. DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

12/10/2008 10:08:05 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

ima_delight
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,952)
Lewisville, TX
age: 60


Q: Why shouldn't you walk through the jungle betweet 2:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon?

A: Because the elephants are jumping out of trees.

12/10/2008 10:09:30 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

ima_delight
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,952)
Lewisville, TX
age: 60


Q: Why are pygmies so short?

A: They walked through the jungle between 2:00 and4:00



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12/10/2008 11:05:23 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60


You guys are awesome lol

Ok, How can you tell if a hippopotamus is in your bathtub?

You can't. He's submerged.

Jim

12/10/2008 11:51:41 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

connier
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,877)
Nampa, ID
age: 63


hey, was that hippo in there with the elephant?? you must have a big tub!!

12/10/2008 11:58:18 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60


Well, they didn't leave any room for me

Jim

12/11/2008 12:39:56 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

weaimtoplease
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,843)
Geneva, OH
age: 61


Thanks for the laughs!

12/11/2008 12:50:38 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
setterman
Over 2,000 Posts (3,076)
Lamoille, NV
age: 58


Jack and Jill went up the hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

12/11/2008 12:51:52 AM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

connier
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,877)
Nampa, ID
age: 63


so is that how he got hurt??

12/11/2008 3:30:00 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60


How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Can't be done, they don't fit.

Jim

12/11/2008 3:37:00 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

h82w8
Over 2,000 Posts (3,299)
Homer City, PA
age: 58


These are so corny, they're funny!! Thanks!!!





12/11/2008 3:41:33 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

fishingmom
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (47,160)
Lake Alfred, FL
age: 56


Why do elephants walk on four feet?

Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean.

12/11/2008 3:45:17 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

bruce34134
Bonita Springs, FL
age: 70


Quote from fishingmom:
Why do elephants walk on four feet?

Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean.

Ho Ho Ho. It would keep cae warshes going.

12/11/2008 8:28:34 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

ima_delight
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,952)
Lewisville, TX
age: 60




12/11/2008 8:37:03 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  

bigblueeyes511
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,177)
Hampton, GA
age: 56


Why did the elephant wear his red tennis shoes?


His blue ones were in the wash.



What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?


Time to get a new fence.

12/11/2008 10:28:19 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60


Quote from bruce34134:
Ho Ho Ho. It would keep cae warshes going.


If elephants flew, the car washes would have to use scrapers and be able to replace windows and repair dents lol

Jim

12/11/2008 10:30:58 PM Ok, who remembers their elephant jokes?  
leprechaunjim_
Fort Collins, CO
age: 60


Quote from bigblueeyes511:
Why did the elephant wear his red tennis shoes?


His blue ones were in the wash.



What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?


Time to get a new fence.


Why do elephants wear tennies at all?

Because 11 E's are too big and 9 E's are too small

I've forgotten more of these jokes than I remember. Thankyou every one. You guys are soo cool.

Jim