laserlady
Erwin, NC
age: 52
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are
my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and
heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand
and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her,
and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"
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catnip13
Los Angeles, CA
age: 42
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kookey
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cjladybleu
Pleasant Garden, NC
age: 52
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silkpanties53
Baytown, TX
age: 53
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redmaryjane
Mayfield, KY
age: 34
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LMAO
Very good!
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honeydew9999
Matane, QC
age: 24
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Good one
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bytar
Spokane, WA
age: 50
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waytogo51
Farmington, AR
age: 52 online now!
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Ok you made me laugh.
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baw8324
Kahoka, MO
age: 25
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laserlady
Erwin, NC
age: 52
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Glad ya'll are enjoying it.
CJ I think it is funnier because of some of the discussions in NC chat
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nab5055
Medford, NJ
age: 44
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too funny!!!!!!
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meufriend2
Hemlock, MI
age: 37
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blueskiestwo
Grantsburg, WI
age: 38 online now!
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hilarious and i much needed the thanks
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laserlady
Erwin, NC
age: 52
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You are most welcome blue. And may ya'lls New Year be filled with Peace and Prosperity.
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honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58
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