10/21/2007 10:45:43 AM |
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lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 50 online now!
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lmao! thats funny right there peaches.
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10/21/2007 10:47:40 AM |
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dg1260
Galion, OH
age: 47
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For those of you who think the world would be a more peaceful place.
Remember, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Also remember Bama has a gun!!!!!
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10/21/2007 10:48:39 AM |
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peaches73036
El Reno, OK
age: 40
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We'd have you cleaning up the mess you made before we took over!
xoxoPeaches.
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10/21/2007 10:51:32 AM |
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lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 50 online now!
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i allways clean up my mess.really,honestly.ohhh hell, only if theres not a woman around.lol.hey! at least im honest about it.
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10/21/2007 10:51:33 AM |
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sailor_nc
Norfolk, VA
age: 39
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Women generally care about mass destruction and death of innocent people and animals, so I think the world would be a completely different and better place. Women can also multitask and think organically, more would get done, changes would happen fast.
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10/21/2007 10:52:36 AM |
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lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 50 online now!
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10/21/2007 10:53:24 AM |
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peaches73036
El Reno, OK
age: 40
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The first thing I'd do is mandate condom usage. If I found a man without a condom over 16, he'd pay a fine.
The second thing I'd do is mandatory "sensitivity" courses where, if they didn't pass, they'd be required to remain single until they got, minimum a 95%. The course would outline basic courtesy and how NOT to hurt someone.
Then, I'd find a way to get a man pregnant. They should have to birth babies too.
If this mother ruled...damn straight no fighting...It would all be done with Nerf Guns.
xoxoPeaches.
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10/21/2007 10:54:36 AM |
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sailor_nc
Norfolk, VA
age: 39
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great idea - a world dominated by flannel wearing, pick up truck driving lesbians
interesting point though - let's give it a try. KD Lang for prime-minister!
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10/21/2007 10:57:00 AM |
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lostinwyoming
Evanston, WY
age: 50 online now!
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or maybe queen latifa?
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10/21/2007 10:57:47 AM |
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peaches73036
El Reno, OK
age: 40
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Flowers everywhere, Well manicured lawns a must, Shaven men...no 5o clock shadows allowed, No "nutt" scratching in public, Opening doors a must, No harsh tones, No flannel plz..It offends the eyes.
xoxoPeaches.
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10/21/2007 11:01:17 AM |
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gem4gent
Saylorsburg, PA
age: 40
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peaches your to funny.
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10/21/2007 11:04:15 AM |
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peaches73036
El Reno, OK
age: 40
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lol, Well thx...but, the guys did it!
xoxoPeaches.
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10/21/2007 11:06:01 AM |
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michael21
Middle Village, NY
age: 49
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Yeah peaches what if you ruled the world
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10/21/2007 11:13:27 AM |
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klassykitten
Toccoa, GA
age: 50 online now!
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If I ruled the world...this guy would be my right hand man!!!!!!
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO
HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF
AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio
(In Arizona)
who created the
"Tent City Jail":
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them
He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies.
He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.
Then He Started
Chain Gangs For Women
So He Wouldn't Get
Sued For
Discrimination.
He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order
that Required Cable TV For Jails
So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.
When asked why the weather channel
He Replied,
So They Will Know
How Hot It's Gonna Be
While They Are Working
ON My Chain Gangs.
He Cut Off Coffee
Since It Has
Zero Nutritional Value.
When the inmates complained, he told them, "This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton.....If You Don't Like It,
Don't Come Back."
He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.
When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.
More On The Arizona Sheriff:
With Temperatures Being Even Hotter
Than Usual In Phoenix
(116 Degrees Just Set A New Record),
the Associated Press Reports:
About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment
At The
Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued
Pink Boxer Shorts.
On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached
138 Degrees
Inside The Week Before.
Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels As Sweat Collected On Their Chests And Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.
"It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,"
Said James Zanzot,
An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1 year.
"It's Inhumane."
Joe Arpaio,
the tough-guy sheriff
who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic
He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And
Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too,
And They Have To
Wear Full Battle Gear,
But
They Didn't Commit Any Crimes,
So Shut Your Damned Mouths!"
Way To Go, Sheriff!
Maybe if all prisons were like this one
there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders.
Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
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10/21/2007 11:17:18 AM |
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hotray
Clinton, IA
age: 45
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auto toilet seats
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