honeypoo123
Eastpointe, MI
age: 58 online now!
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A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and
more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex. She wondered
about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally
decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a
lingerie shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was, as
usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and
donned the crotchless undies, and a slinky negligee. She then strolled
between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on
his chair arm.
'Want some of this?' she purred.
'Are you kidding?' he replied.
'Look what it did to your underwear.
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barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
age: 63
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baw8324
Kahoka, MO
age: 25
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jmmw22
Mount Joy, PA
age: 23
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you are hilarious! i love it! funny joke. letshear some more. i love to read your jokes.
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joepainterman
Kalamazoo, MI
age: 32
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ROFLMAO, THAT IS THE KIND OF JOKE THAT INDUCES MILK SQUIRTING OUT OF THE NOSE.
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k_tothe_c
Las Vegas, NV
age: 39
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palgirl
Owensboro, KY
age: 51
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gentlebear1949
Wooster, OH
age: 59
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redmaryjane
Mayfield, KY
age: 34
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LMAO.
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joy617
Pisgah, AL
age: 45
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Girl, that is TOO funny!!!...
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starrygreeneyez
Steger, IL
age: 47
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I bet you don't hear the phrase "Gotta get me some of those" after that story...Funny
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